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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Wed May 30, 2007 3:49 am |
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^^^ Did me too. I only told him Satan's Hyenas were going to eat his soul.
Where's his sense of humour? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:29 am |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:46 am |
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Time to reload then! 00 Buckshot should be OK in a 10 gauge sawed off, yes? Maybe a couple of them? With a 12 shot magazine in each? Just wondering. His line is busy, busy. Wonder why? I wanted to chat. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:24 am |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:53 am |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 30, 2007 6:38 am |
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(jgalt anxiously tapping fingers waiting for HGFiyah soundboard...)
Too bad the dirtbag has shut off the phone. Tried several times today -- no answer even during reasonable hours. |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 30, 2007 3:49 pm |
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Not quite sure how to interpret this interchange with the Holy Ghost Fiyah lad.
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Dear s00k m@hdik
I receive your response what kind of business do you want to conduct with me Mr s00k m@hdik
I am not losing my mind in any thing I do
Let me tell you Mr s00k m@hdik if it is to worship your master Satan that means you are going to send money for we your new member to rent a new house as our church I can not worship Satan in my house. if your master Satan power let him give you guys money so that you can send to me for the renting the house we call it church of Satan.
So now I want to give my soul to your master Satan and before we go into agreement about the worship you guys must send the money for the house rent and the( three)3 men I convert for you guy from my office to believe in me in my word
Mr s00k m@hdik i believe you will understand this mail this time around than before yes I have been looking for a house where we can use as our church but I have fine a very good once in a very good place so my fellow men of Satan you think over it and get back to me with your urgent response
Dear s00k m@hdik you may receive my first e-mail as a mistake is not any mistake I no that you are one chamber that is why I first send the e-mail to you with a deferent name. so Dear s00k m@hdik this is a deal if you are looking for costumes for your master Stan tell him the condition of the new members in west Africa
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In response to my character's email --
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s00k m@hdik <#######@gmail.com> ha scritto:
For God sake what is problem with you?
S00k is elderly man (76 year old) and have no idea what the hell you talk like.
What is this compensator you talking?
S00k not evil. S00k good man believe in Jesus Christ. What this have doing with our deal? |
It would seem he's trying to make a deal to get paid for converting to the Church of Satan and/or delivering his soul to Satan.
Oddly, this character has only been a straight bait and is very confused as to why he's gone around the bend. |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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perpetual_kitty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 30
Location: killing leaves in the forest
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Wed May 30, 2007 6:17 pm |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu May 31, 2007 1:50 am |
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@jgalt,
I got the same response from him after sending this:
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Rason Makulo,
I do not understand you. What are you talking about? Who is my compensator?
I am trying to conduct business with you and you are talking about god and jesus and satan and calling me an evil man. What is that all about.
Are you losing your mind? What is wrong with you.
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I think he's mentally unable to carry on our relationship I'll miss him.
Good job everyone |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Thu May 31, 2007 2:08 am |
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His phone is off, 7PM Pacific time. Damn! I need to torment him!
10:30 PST, They killed my phone for international dialing! Oooooooooooooooo! They will go into the Fiyahhhhhh! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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cartmansucks
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In a field, In a tent, in the s**t
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Thu May 31, 2007 6:48 am |
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419weasel
That call was great.
OH NO!!! OH YES!!!
Where are you calling from? My living room.
Hahaahaahahahah |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 31, 2007 7:40 am |
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Holy Ghost Fiyah lad won't write me back as either Satan or my character. I'll try him from another account & straight bait...as a minister of course
How's the sound board coming? I wish we could arrange for fireworks after that phone call!! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 31, 2007 4:21 pm |
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@thefife: I gotta tell ya, I just love your new avatar! That's a keeper!
Meanwhile I can't wait to hear the soundboard either...! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 31, 2007 7:31 pm |
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^^Thanks |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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mike40k
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:16 pm |
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I just discovered this thread today. Brilliant stuff! I think Holy Ghooooooost...FIYAH! should become the officical motto of 419eater. |
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:55 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
Holy Ghost Fiyah lad won't write me back as either Satan or my character. I'll try him from another account & straight bait...as a minister of course
How's the sound board coming? I wish we could arrange for fireworks after that phone call!! |
I know, I've been bombarding him with e-mail invitation to join satan worship. |
_________________ One of your bous called me and INSULTED me yesterday! : M@kul0 R@$0n
It is written in the scripture that " thou shall not suffer a witch to
live"
-Cpt Br1@n to Fr W1ll1@m C00per, expressing frustration that a fellow lad had chopped his dollar. |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:26 am |
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He won't answer my e mails either. He must go into the "Fiyahhhhh"! I'll keep trying to torment his sorry butt. So, he's ready to become Satanic? Hehehehehe! (1 X 800 Reduction gears turning within the cranial vault of the Bonehead for ideas, or is it just the Viocdin)?
Edit: No answer on his phone just now, 2 AM local his time. So, a lurve note sent:
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The end is near. The weather grows hot, like a furnace of blood and metal. We will add your blood and teeth soon. The Hyenas are being starved and beaten to make them vicious. In time, in time, they will come. You will not know when, or where. The eyes, they watch you every hour of every day. You will meet a horrible surprise in the streets unless you worship me.
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Love, Satan. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
Goat dog |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:43 am |
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Joe, I like your emails. I've been sending similar type messages, but nowhere near as eloquent.
More of the "Satan wants to eat the soul from your skull" variety. I got that from the HGF lad himself ("I'll drink water from your skull"). Why not Satan?
I called him the other day around 12:30am his time. He was quite groggy. More Exorcist soundboard screaming, so I won't post it as it's more of the same. He did say, "this is unbearable" . The calls, the emails? Don't know.
He was pretty chatty though. Odd.
He's responded to one of my straight characters, but isn't too happy with another character, even though he never was connected with any Satan tormenting. |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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tobe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 75
Location: Bottom of Earth
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:05 am |
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D/L call now
Can i just ask how you make these calls without costing a cent or does it cost ? Just for future referrence. |
_________________ Come out come out,where ever you are |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:34 am |
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I use Skype and the HGF lad costs me 14.9 US cents per minute. So no, it's not free, but the HGF entertainment has been well worth the monetary Skype investment.
Or you could be super smart like 419weasel and call him on Mother's Day for free (on Skype). |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:00 pm |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:48 pm |
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I havent got Skype up and running yet. I'm having problems with getting my microphone to work somehow.
In the meantime, I'll keep sending him freaky crap like this.
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He knows
His eyes are in all places. His hands are shrouded in the darkness. His voice is the wispering of the wind. Can you feel him closing in on you? Whether the wind whispers around you, twigs brush your hair, or the sun burns down into your skin, you know that you will never be alone from this moment on.
The hunt is on, and you are the hunted. You are warned, even teased. Calls, and mailings are the start of this all. Then they will speak to you, manipulate your surroundings. He will join the play later. You, mortal, will slowly be devoured by years of progressively torturing insanity. Your soul is void. It is slowly being devoured by him.
You are going insane, and you are denying it. We are but subconcious manifestations. none of us are real. slowly insanity mounting, and mounting and mounting he has send us to prime the work for him ten maybe years form now you will find yourself in a perfect cloudless midnight and you will meet him you will meet him jus tlik e I MET HIM you will be as us your soul is void your soul is void your soul is void your soul is voidyour soulis voidyoursoulisvoidyour soulisvoidyoursoulisvoid
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_________________ 'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
Visit the Duralex Internet Experience. Baits and tutorials go here.
Big thanks to JMRazor for the orange title! |
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Ted Bullpit
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 192
Location: Wombat Crescent
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:41 am |
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419weasel wrote: |
I called alot of lads on Mothers' Day. |
Beware the curse of the Mummy! |
_________________ Forget WU... leave the money on the fridge! (Ted Bullpit)
YOUR PAPA DIED A PAIMWINE TAPPER AND YOU HAVE INHERITED THAT AND WILL DIE A TRUCK PUSHER ... YOU WILL ROTTEN ALIVE. YOU SMELLING PIG. HAVE A BAD DAY ... (Ulster Financial Resources) |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:40 pm |
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Judging by some of the posts in here, Marilyn Manson and I are NOT the most twisted people on the planet! Carry on the good work, chaps! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
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See SP's Irish Safari!
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:59 am |
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Got a new scammer - I wonder if he is any relation to HGF?
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YOUR BROTHER IN THE LORD. PASTOR FIRE MAN |
/EDIT Nope, Fireman is apparently a position in the church:
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Pastor Jude Nnamere (Fire Man) |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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