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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:02 pm |
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I told one of my mugus I was sick in bed w/ the flu & he writes this back to me.
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Hi baby .
I am quite sorry to hear of that and i am sure you are taking good medication ,please do and make sure you keep fit soon and know that you are some one's property.
I love you and will do always .
Take good care of yourself.
Love .
J0hnny. |
Not really my idea of making someone feel special & loved.  Anyway, I'll write him back to let him know how wonderful & special his get well wishes made me feel.  |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon  Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:58 pm |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:17 pm |
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We're going to get married!  In the meantime, we're screwing each other silly via email.  |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:30 pm |
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I'll use that line on my wife tonight and see what it gets me. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:53 pm |
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| ... you are some one's property ... |
Maybe that's just his non-geek way of saying "PWNED!" |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:58 pm |
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LOL!
Your lad is a caveman... he definitely needs to be tamed!  |
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Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:59 pm |
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| Maybe that's just his non-geek way of saying "PWNED!" |
All your body now are belong to us???? |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:54 pm |
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This is the first time I've heard him say something like that. WTF?! I'm hoping something got lost in translation. I don't mind him thinking he's in control though...means he's not clued in to my manipulations....puuuurfect
EDIT: @ Jojo let me know where to send the flowers a/o where you want your memorial donations to go, suicide prevention perhaps? |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:03 am |
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know that you are some one's property.
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Where have I heard something like that before... oh yeah:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Fort
One of his quotes:
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Thefife: see if you can get your Lad to discuss Foerteana, as he's clearly read the great man's works, and such learned people are all too rare! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:43 am |
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I have serious doubts my lad has fully mastered Cat in the Hat Yastreb, all that rhyming you know. I don't want to cause a brain melt by mentioning something as advanced as people proposing theories, hypotheses, & philosophical ideas. He's just not ready for that yet. |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:50 am |
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^^Ask if he likes green eggs and ham then.
@TheGreatOok: What you say? |
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Darling i really don'y like spaeking about sex orally because it is against my religion,i prefer we praticalized it - The lovely Sandr@ |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:20 am |
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Naturally your lad will have to evidence his love for you in the form of a tattoo bearing your name across his chest right?  |
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