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Septic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Trying to keep a foothold on the planet!
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:45 am |
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could you get back to me asap as we do not have the luxery of time at this point.i have asked you for certain critical details however i see you have been dancing around cycles and i'm afraid , i am lost as to what you have on your sleeves now.
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I don't generally make a habit of taking the p**s out of someone's efforts with the English language - but Dr Uba's usage is pretty amusing. His limitations are obvious since he just doesn't twig the abrupt (if not downright abusive) nature of most of my replies to him.
This time I congratulated him and told him his mastery of the language was pretty unique. I then sent him an even bigger junkfile! |
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My doctor told me to cut my sex-life by half. But which half - thinking about it or talking about it? |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:50 am |
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I dance around cycles every weekend  and on my sleeves? well thats the green stuff from my nose |
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DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too 
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Thu May 31, 2007 9:14 am |
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I love it when they get their expressions mixed up. |
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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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Malleus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In my top secret hideout
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Thu May 31, 2007 9:26 am |
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Tell him the English language is like a game of two halves, his English is definitely not cricket and that your deal is in danger of disappearing up the creek if he keeps on driving you round the bend.
This scambaiting is like a mixed bag of rotten apples, very easy to put your foot in it. I'm sure he knows though that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. The question is, is he willing to go the whole 9 yards? |
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Thu May 31, 2007 9:27 am |
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......and he musn't count his lucky chickens before they've hatched. |
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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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rhinocoress
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101
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Thu May 31, 2007 9:43 am |
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life gives you lemons, you have your cake and eat it too |
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Malleus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In my top secret hideout
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Thu May 31, 2007 10:27 am |
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And remember he is at your beck and call, otherwise read him the riot act. Don't let him run amok, give him a short shrift and feed him a load of cock and bull or a load of codswallop.
If you have any problems just pass the buck, or take the mickey. Tell him your brain has gone because you're up the duff, give him hobsons choice - my way or the highway.
I bet he's keen as mustard anyway.
I don't even know what I just wrote, feed him some of that and you'll have him hook, line and sinker. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 31, 2007 2:17 pm |
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and i'm afraid , i am lost as to what you have on your sleeves now.
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu May 31, 2007 7:41 pm |
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Aargh! Cliches! I hate them! I avoid them like the plague! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:47 pm |
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I wait with baited breath to see whether you will fish or cut bait, or cut bait and run.
(Thought we could use some cliches about baiting!)
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
 = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Malleus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In my top secret hideout
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:54 pm |
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I already did 'hook, line and sinker.' |
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Scoldflip
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 5
Location: Secret Cave
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Thu May 31, 2007 9:22 pm |
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The English language certainly is rocket surgery. |
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But there is one thing I want you to know,that this is not a scam as far as I know |
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:14 am |
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Ah, mixed clich�s, I love those.
Some samples of this lad's eloquence would make excellent novelty song titles. |
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My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:05 am |
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A bird in the hand is worth a slap in the head...
oh hang on, that's not right. |
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