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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Quote:

Dear [Baiter]

Regarding my investment with you in your country ,i still want to know if you still instrested to
complate the transaction with me because i when as far make this fund get to you at your doorstep
with any investigation of any security agency.

[SNIPPED OUT THE USUAL PROMISES AND DESCRIPTIONS]

please the secret of this business will be absolately guarantee by both of us.

Your Brother

Mrs VIVAN TOM

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:37 pm

Strewth - were they just throwing darts at a dictionary? Smile

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:23 pm

Quote:

i still want to know if you still instrested to
complate the transaction with me

I can only guess that he was trying to spell complicate here. Cool

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:25 pm

Waht a nice mugu:

Quote:

make this fund get to you at your doorstep
with any investigation of any security agency.

Like ordering pizza and hae it delivered to your doosteps Laughing

If he is late, you don't have to tip him Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

He is quite helpful. The best part was that he kept saying how he could send the money to my home country, London.

Which is of course neither a country nor my baiter's home....this mugu hasn't put a shred of effort into the scam and I'm going to make him pay for his laziness.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:09 pm

I can go one better. Just received the following from Barrister Chr1s M1ch@e (looks like he forgot the "l" at the end of his surname):

Quote:

Yep. A blank email.

Naturally, I have told him how interested I am in his proposal, and asked for more information.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I have property for sale advertised on the internet, I received this email. I can tell he he didn't read the advertisement so I change the price and my name.

Quote:

--- tim mccarron wrote:
> Hello,
> thanks for getting back to me, am really interested
> in your property but
> first of all i will love to ask some questions
> concerning the property,
> 1. Are you the original owner of the property or are
> you selling for
> someone?
> 2. I will love to know how many bedrooms are there
> in the house
> 3. I will love you to ghive me your best offer
> Please get back to me with all other necessary
> informations I need to
> know
> about the property. thanks
> Tim Mccarron.
> office:+447024054171

Hello Tim,

The price is $200,000. There is no house. This is a
piece of land 5.6 acres in size. It is located on the
river. It is very rare and valuable property. What
kind of house do you want? We could build you a house
if that's what you want. Where are you located?
Would you like to see the property?

John

He replies with this

Quote:

Hello,
Thank for your email,provide your payment
information for the check payment will be deliver to
you,i have make a deposite of $57,000 once you
recieved it send the ballance of $7,000 to my
broker,i could have send him the money but he know
longer intown my broker cannot recieve any fund now
is very busy right now ok.Please provide me you?
Full Name��.
Postal Address��.
Phone Number��
For check payment to be delivered to you.
Kind regards,
regard

Tim Mccarron.

Now how am I going to send the broker any money if he's too busy to recieve it?

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:34 am

@Gordon,

Gordon wrote:

were they just throwing darts at a dictionary?

Thats funny shit right there. Laughing

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