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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:05 pm |
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For fun.....
Knob Jockey
Chief Chlamydia Cropper
Digger of Big Holes
what do you use? |
_________________ and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:08 pm |
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Public Breast Inspector
Female Body Inspector (FBI) |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:11 pm |
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My occupation rarely comes in to it!
Boring I know, but if and when my lads ask, I'm a trader in stocks and shares.
The one lad who did ask got a picture of Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman to back this up. And no, not the picture where he has the axe and is splattered with blood, screaming like a banshee.
Although I AM saving that one just in case he ever gets out of line. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Business owner. Bank manager. Diamond broker. That way, they think you've got lots of money. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Major Incident
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 42
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:15 pm |
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I'm a Head Fish Tickler. |
_________________ If it aint broken, hit it with a hammer...
Again i want you to know that i do not like the idea of missing Bussiness to pleasure . |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:26 pm |
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Retired old git sitting on a huge retirement portfolio that knows nothing about computers or the ways of the internet. |
_________________ ..................................................................
FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:29 pm |
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@Les Noise: perfect target, huh
I've been a college professor, a helpless/naive heiress, a sister from a not-well-known ministry, and don't need to work because of the huge insurance settlement (brain injury). Sometimes the job doesn't come up though. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Mad4Maya
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Northern Exposure
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:02 pm |
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My currently quoted occupation is a Forensic Philatelist. |
_________________ X3
just recently terchers started to attached english as a subject to students can you imagine..Um4ru Z0ng0<BR>
don't take this message as a scam, because the internet frauders have spoilt everything on internet...Engr. Ademola<BR>
I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk to both parties...Th0mps0n Br0wn
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 5:06 pm |
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Previously:
Has-been/never-was Rock Star
Diamond Wholesaler
Bank Teller
Seamstress
Show Dog
Future:
Butcher
Baker
Candlestick Maker |
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:14 pm |
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lmfao at show dog! |
_________________ and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:16 pm |
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My rich ex left me for a blonde with big breast. (mine are small!)
The pay off was big.
I told him in the beginning that I had a complex. I ask if he had a problem with small breast and he never answered.
It doesn't matter. |
_________________
x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Argentino
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Out looking for Mr M u g u
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:21 pm |
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I am the
so far.....
Been President of an investment corporation.
And a wealthy 78 year old lady.
But so far the only one that has worked is the church guy..... |
_________________ Do you need a logo for your lad-website, church, etc...?
Ask here!!
Heeeeeere mugu mugu mugu....
---"...terminate your contact with usman Bello or what ever his african scammer name is because he is not real... Mr Charles Soludo, Governor"---
---"I WILL GIVE YOUR HEAD THE DOGS LITTLE FAGET. JOHN K."---
_________________
= me
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Zen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 5396
Location: Location: Location
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:40 pm |
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First officer on an oil tanker
Penniless bimbo who will inherit a fortune when she's 18 (so be nice...)
Car dealer
Archaeologist
Explorer
Ice queen CEO
Airline pilot
Saudi prince
... amongst others |
_________________ Dr Bruno Assan writes "U have done it again!"
x4 x380 fake banks (AA419.org) x65 x21 (HMS Belfast, Canvey Island, Vigo, Hamburg, Vienna, Salzburg, Linz)
Remember: 1) Bait safely 2) Protect innocent third parties 3) Ask before using others' work 4) Don't do more work than the lads
Warned you're writing to a scammer? Just say "Thanks, I'm a baiter" (ScamWarners.com)
419eater FAQ/rules: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137846
"Tell me what you want to do
And I can make it up for you
And lie" Ticket to Lie, by Texas |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Professional Adventurer
Soldier of Fortune
Leader of mysterious multinational corporation
Homeless man
Member of a notorious Italian biker gang (the Ravioli's, who are having a gang war with the Belgium-based biker gang: The Brussel Sprouts) |
_________________ Gambia-Sierra Leone "you are lie and sack of shit. god forgave you swine man" |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed May 30, 2007 5:47 pm |
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rennet farmer
latest- reseacher on a big floating ice island
possibly haggis famer or midge breeder in near future
member, of a Scottish vampire tribe ( the lad only found that out when I sent my last photo, neve head fom him again )
dotty little old lady (but rich)
Of coase in r/l I'm all of the above |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Wed May 30, 2007 6:42 pm |
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Zen wrote: |
Penniless bimbo who will inherit a fortune when she's 18 (so be nice...) |
I can soooooo picture you in front of a PC impersonating a teenage bimbo.
- supermodel
- greenkeeper |
_________________ x12
No sugar plum fairies have been hurt during the process of creating this message.
**"Freedom? There ain't no fuckin' Freedom!"** |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Wed May 30, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Bespoke pornographer. Loads of money looking for talent.
It hasn't worked yet. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
x14
x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
x8 x several |
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Malleus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 76
Location: In my top secret hideout
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Wed May 30, 2007 6:54 pm |
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I'm only new, but last weeks baits I did as a property developer, so obviously I travel the world with huge bags of cash.
This week I don't work.
Me? Work? I'm independently wealthy, inherited wealth and no brains. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 7:11 pm |
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Glamour model
Computer programmer
Drug Dealer
Porn Photographer
Grandmother
and currently Transsexual Business Woman |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
x23 |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Wed May 30, 2007 7:18 pm |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed May 30, 2007 7:19 pm |
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Independantly wealthy
Banker
Senile old gentleman
Surfer dude
Mafioso's wife
Archaeologist
Satanist
Upright Christian matron
to name but a few |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
2 x
See SP's Irish Safari!
x14
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 7:38 pm |
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Pastor at The Holy Church of God's Sacred Beasts (we practice beatiality - my lads have to hold signs that read "I practice beastiality")
Retired army colonel - leader of an elite group of soldiers who ambushed the enemy from holes we dug in the corn fields of Vietnam (we we called CORNHOLERS - my lads have to hold a simple sign - "CORNHOLER")
President "Dick Fitzwell Industries -located in Myanus, Illiana (lads must hold sign - Dick Fitzwell In Myanus. |
_________________ Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 9:23 pm |
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Ivor Grimey Colon wrote: |
I used to be a waste management consultant. |
Number 1 in the number 2 business I hope?
(I know, I'll get my coat) |
_________________ and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Posted:
Thu May 31, 2007 12:01 am |
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Executive Fluffer to Mr. Dirk Diggler
Porn Star
Hooker
/hrm, all are sex related, what does that say about me? |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
x2
<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Posted:
Thu May 31, 2007 12:07 am |
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