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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:35 pm

I used to put messages like that on my answering machine just to screw with people. I'm guessing your typical outgoing message is like:

Hello?.......... Hello?............I can barely hear you........... Hello?.................Who's calling?........................Could you speak up?................ I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up please.................

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:44 pm

Yes, thats what I am doing except I will change it daily just so they do not get used to the same one. Good thing is that we usually play the 'hello' game in about 95% of the calls I answer, so that is easy enough Laughing

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:44 pm

Only one message left today whilst I was away, from the Western Union Controller Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/WesternUnionController

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:54 am

I've had nothing back from Angel. I think that you might have upset him. Shame on you.

I'll email his scamming butt again.

BTW. Do you want an apology from him?

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:43 am

^^^^ apologies are always nice, especially long hand written ones. I always forget who I argue with and who I have been nice to, so I just know they can appreciate my ever changing moods for absolutly no reason....Ahhhh it's great being female!!! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 377

Barrister Sam Okedokey (or something) should call for Roger today, if he is as rude and arrogant on the phone as he is in his emails feel free to do with him as you will. He is a very impatient and rude man, keep him waiting! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:57 pm

Look out for a Barrister M. Ohanogu(Not quite sure of the spelling but he will ask for a Father mathew tell him your his wife
(I've told him she usually answers my calls to home) She's very excited like me Smile

Fairly early in the bait so tell him anything really but espicially mention barrister employment forms so I get to know him well... Laughing

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:34 pm

Todays list of persistent lads:

Harry wants Roselee?? He is very very keen to speak to you and has grown quite attached to the voice mail as it seems he has not yet figured out yet it is a recording after 40+ calls this evening! He still talks to it ..if he says anything of interest other than shouting his name and saying hello LOL I will post it. meanwhile here is a couple of earlier calls where I talked to him
http://media.putfile.com/harry1wav
http://media.putfile.com/harry2wav

Dear Collins has been a patient one today, out of the 5 times he has called I have given him the long wait and he has patiently held on for about 10 minutes in total! A record me thinks Smile

. here is one that is not endless dead minutes.
http://media.putfile.com/collins5358WAV

Call for Chris Hunter
http://media.putfile.com/chris-hunter

Call for Barrister something, I forget who he wants
http://media.putfile.com/Barristersomething

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:57 pm

LOL...Harry is suppose to get your blessing for our up and coming union.

He is not in a very good mood today. It is WU day and everytime he calls me, he gets a 4 year old (ME). Twisted Evil

You know how those 4 year olds can be, sweet one minute and well...... Harry is getting very annoyed. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

vpmanchester wrote:

he may of reached the voicemail and I will be changing the message frequently for my own amusement, just the normal saying hello a few times and then telling them to call back. I want to keep them on long enough to burn thier credit as usual when I am not available

Worked like a charm vp, I asked my lad to ring you to confirm a MG number, he said he held the line as requested for half an hour and is now $120 worse off than before he called you Cool

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:54 pm

^^^ oh they do exaggerate $120 Rolling Eyes

I sure hope you tell him not to worry you will refund all expenses...the only proper thing to do if you are a honest businessperson Twisted Evil

Poor Harry, no wonder he is a persistent puppy. They are always keen for payday. Funny he did not seem to want to chat with me that is absolutely no way to act if he wants my blessing. I expect for him to make himself known and he failed badly...now I guess I will have to get nasty Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 377

I cant believe Tunde hung up on you!

Rude man! I will slap him and tell you to apologise if he calls you again.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:08 am

my guy is being stubborn hes to busy to call me but not that busy to receive a call how rude Evil or Very Mad

Update: K should be calling soon

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:34 pm

VP I mentioned you here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=112604&highlight= I hope you don't mind, but think about it. Or tell us your setup so others can copy it.
Good to see you're still going strong with fun, no lads that wants to be lured to GB though or I would ask you again. Thanks for all the work and fun.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

@ VP absolutely I am, which means if they do get through to you you have re-sent the money ($1120) via MG which covers fee and phone calls. Give them a new MTCN number when you feel like it Twisted Evil

with lots of 7s and 1s in it (you know how easy it is to confuse them). I am not talking to them at the moment because the attorney shouted at me today, sent me an email in big letters like this think he is getting rather irritated but it isn't my fault I'm doing my best, honest Wink

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:30 pm

Aparently I am sacked now and have to pack my desk and leave Crying or Very sad

The Director from the CBN (Central Bank of Nigeria) has told me that I am not competent for this job and i do not do my job well..so I am sacked!! (now these convos below are not real convos...he is merely talking to the answering machine..which says ' lots of hello's, speak up, pardon? etc..you get the drift and he has called many many times..too many to list and still has not figured out it is a recording, so these are abit one sided and the 3rd one is where he sacks me..and I do not work for him!!! the fist 2 are the build up to his temper tantrum) Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/CBN1wav
http://media.putfile.com/CBN2wav
http://media.putfile.com/CBN3wav

Another HongKong call
http://media.putfile.com/hongkong2-37

AngelRich
http://media.putfile.com/AngelRichwav

SadMac Called to say he is expecting the parcel on the 4th?

Call for Roger, I was busy so I went for the 'long wait' and he did not..35 seconds...whadda guy Rolling Eyes

@bill2
thanks..I do miss alot these days so a nudge is always helpful Laughing

I have posted there too . cheers vp

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:35 pm

^ Mr Hong Kong is mine again, he is such a pushy git. I've sent him back a message saying his contract is fine, now post me a hard copy, if he speaks to you he'll probably moan about that.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:45 pm

Hi VP, there is a small chance that Tim and Barb are coming to England again in a few weeks, any rooms in Falty Towers free around that time Twisted Evil

Same story, different scam. I like to copy and paste a lot Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:09 pm

VPManchester

You surely are the Queen of cool Smile

I have only just started out on this new business idea, but am beginning to think that it may become quite addictive.

Think it is cool that the little man (or woman-sorry a bit Life of Brian) is getting his (or her's-sorry again) own back.

Respect

Cartmansucks

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:10 pm

Cheers

it is very addicting and lots of fun, plus it keeps me from spending money on Ebay Wink

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:21 pm

I've emailed Angel and told him that I've got to get approval from my boss for his shitty photographs.

I can tell you now that my boss is very hard to please and is probably going to tell him to piss off - he's going to have to take some more photographs to meet our company's very high standards.

Thanks VPM and "God Bless and Bye Bye". Mr. Green

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:15 pm

T0ny K0fi should be calling you looking for Pavl En1s Bvrns. He is trying to get me to send him money before he does any work for me. I told him to call the office to discuss his employment with us Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:27 pm

L0ma Linda (woman) for Jack Benny? Love scam.

Got an email, "who was that woman" Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 377

VP, Thought you might like to read the email I recieved after slapping Tunde for being rude...

Quote:

I was never rude to your Secretary, I only told her that she is not competent enough for that Job because she attended my phone calls 3 good times and refused to talk when i announced my identity to her but was mute for couple of minutes thereby allowing my call credit to run off, I equally told her that i will report this to you so that you will have to remove her from that position. My Friend Chris whatever she told you is not the truth, I am not the rude type of a person and cannever be , I am a matured and reputable man, i have so many secretaries,personnal assistants,pro officers and other numerous staff working under me and i know how they treat people when they call on phone unlike the way she did to me, Infact her marner was so absord and sordid impunity.

He blathers on about what a good businessman he is etc then comes out with this cracker...

Quote:

but if you want me to apologise to her then i will do just that but she has to write or call me and apologise too for been rude to me ,understand that i cannot begin to talk to her in the marner i did if she did not do anything to deserve such urgly outburst.

Keep up the good work VP Thumbs up

How could I ever sack you?

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:18 pm

Apparently J@m3s Chr1st1an called for me. I had told him that I was very hard of hearing, but, he insisted on a number. I gave him yours.

He must have gotten your voice message and now believes what I told him. Thank you so much.

Quote:

I called you yesterday but it seems your hearing problem is really bad as you ealier said.

You have a sweet voice .I wish you heard me and possibly discuss with me but nevertheless we can still carry on via email.

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