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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 May 2007 Posts: 3

Been reading this site for a while. After being inundated with lads emails I've decided to join in. I'm in the very early stages at the mo and have got 2 lads on the go. This is the latest reply from one of them. Any suggestions for a reply ?

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APPROVED FROM OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
ABUJA - CAPITAL CITY NIGERIA.

Your ref ::::::::;PAYMENT CLEARANCE .
Our ref :::::::::;FGN/2002-8/PAYMENT /2006

Dear Cliff Ewing-Barnes,
Your information was received today, any moment from now,your $8 million Us dollars approved by Vice President and signed by Mr. President through FMS head office will release into your bank account as you instructed this office. And upon the respect of your clearance fee of $650, to enable us obtain your clearance certifiacte, which will empower your bank to allow the fund to reflect into your bank account without any fruther delay.

THE PAYMENT HAS TO BE MAKE BY FMS SECRETARY, THROUGH VIA WESTERN UNION TRANSFER WITH THE ABOVE NAME BELOW.

NAME: NNOROM EMMANUEL
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
TEST QUESTION: FROM WHERE?
ANSWER: USA.
AMOUNT: $650 ONLY.

Also send the western union information on time, to enable the FMS SECRETARY cash the payment on your behalf and forward your file to the paying bank in charge to release your approval fund fund of $8 million Usd into your bank, as agreed and signed by the Vice President of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

We are waiting for the above fee for immediate commence of your fund.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:29 pm

The search function is your key. There are many forms and other modalities that you can use to frustrate your little pet. Take a gander at some and then decide where you want to go with him.

As it is your first bait play it straight until you get the hang of it. If you lose this one, no worries, there are more, or you can bait him again from another e-mail account.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:00 pm

Colli,

You could ask several questions before you even get to the W.U. transfer.

For example:

Quote:

approved by Vice President and signed by Mr. President through FMS head office

Vice President WHO?

Mr. President WHO?

What is the FMS?

Quote:

enable us obtain your clearance certifiacte, which will empower your bank to allow the fund to reflect into your bank account

Your bank said there is no problem, just transfer it. What is this certificate and why do you need it?

It's easy to pick apart anything they send you and use it to waste their time answering stupid questions.

Good Luck.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:34 pm

Yes, ask him the significance of the pres and vp in the approval, what their roles are.

A few suggestions on how you might start a bait and torment a lad

Next mail: Ask him what is western union? How does it work?

Next mail: Ask him if he will take a cheque.

Next mail: Tell him (dont ask him) that seing he represents a bank (im assuming this from the "format") you wil send him the fee by bank to bank transfer, it costs less and is more secure

Next mail: Then when he insists the bank can not take the transfer on board (I love how the lads say that Laughing

) tell him to explain in more detail why an internationally accreditd bank does not accept bank transfers. Demand an official letter with the banks letterhead and the signature of the pres himself stating this. Note that from the previous mail onwards it is you that is now in control and he is now off his script and his plan for you.

Next mail: Tell him due to the terrorism crisis, western union or moneygram now insist the receiver fill out special security forms if the destination is west Africa. (Search this site, plenty of already made forms here, some reall buggers Twisted Evil

)

If he refuses tell him stiff bickies, it is beyond your control. He will either dump you or do as you demand. From then on you can twist his forked tail however you fancy Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:37 pm

Colli^welcome aboard

As B.A.W. and Jason said above, WHAT president of Nairaland? ? It's my understanding that Prez Ollie Obasanjo will be leaving office in about 3 weeks from now.

Maybe tho' he will figure out the Rubiks Cube, cure cancer, and send your $8mill in his last days in Abuja. Just to clean house, I guess.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 May 2007 Posts: 3

Thanks for your help and advice everyone. I've used some of your ideas which should keep stalling my lads. Its only been a few days and they're already pretty cheesed off with me Wink