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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat May 26, 2007 4:30 pm |
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A quote from a fresh Lad e-mail scam - had to laugh 
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| A WOMAN BY NAME MRS. JANET WHITE CAME TO OUR OFFICE WITH AN APPLICATION LETTER STATING THAT YOU ARE DEAD AND THAT YOU HAVE INSTRUCTED HER TO BE THE BENEFICIARY ALSO THAT YOU TOLD HER TO ACT AS YOUR NEXT OF KIN TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT IN HER ACCOUNT. |
So - how often do you write to dead people then ?  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Sat May 26, 2007 4:49 pm |
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Classic. "Yes, as a matter of fact I am dead, thank you for asking. Fortunately, there are numerous Internet cafes here in the Afterlife, and the coffee is to die for." |
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The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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 x15 (RIP) x7  x1
 Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
 <----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat May 26, 2007 7:07 pm |
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Did you tell her to be your next of kin before or after you died? |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat May 26, 2007 7:52 pm |
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| AN APPLICATION LETTER STATING THAT YOU ARE DEAD |
Does this mean you have to apply - even to be dead - nowadays ?
With a bit of luck my application will be rejected, like all the others  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat May 26, 2007 11:18 pm |
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Janet White usually turns up claiming to be a nominated agent or similar, and generally is used to open a scam. Claiming that one is dead is a new wrinkle. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5     x2  x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun May 27, 2007 1:47 am |
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dead, huh? Aren't you one of the evil ghosts haunting that "spooked out" lad? |
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Da Mayor
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 305
Location: Your mother's house
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Sun May 27, 2007 2:07 am |
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This has to be St3lla D1ke. I have her passport if you want it. I had the same Janet White try to steal from me to. |
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