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genericname
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 May 2007
Posts: 51
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Fri May 25, 2007 5:46 pm |
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Dearest Beloved in Christ,
How are you and your family? Hope Fine.
I am Joy Camara. from adbijan. And i am a Deaf and Blood cancer. i Got your information in internet site. I was married to Late Cheif William Camara who was a contractor with the government of adbijan before he died after few months now in the hospital over a family witch craft attack for the acts of jealousy of his wealth.
I like to inform you after our 3days crusde we did in our church last week and the spirit of God told me i should contact you and handly over money into your hand as i have no child who can inherit it when i die. |
This is the worst English I've ever seen from a lad in a first email. It almost like I've already got him off his script. Anyone got worse first emails? |
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"I am Joy Camara. from adbijan. And i am a Deaf and Blood cancer. i Got your information in internet site."
"thank you for all your hillarious effort towards this ongoing transaction"
"Please i humbly plead with you to stop writing me."
 - "what is the position of your treap now?"
<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/jackwallop/ScamBaiting">Images I've gotten from scammers</a> |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 25, 2007 5:52 pm |
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I've seen a lot and that is pretty bad. My favourite is:
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| i am a Deaf and Blood cancer |
That is one of the best statements ever. |
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Christ  Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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MeadowLark
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 45
Location: The cornfields
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Fri May 25, 2007 6:03 pm |
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| our 3days crusde we did in our church |
Oh, the possibilities for questions... |
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"Listen Mary,its either we get this funds for ourself,or the bank retains the funds as unclaimed money!"
"Nooo! Not the MONEY!"
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri May 25, 2007 6:13 pm |
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LOL 
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| he died after few months now in the hospital over a family witch craft attack for the acts of jealousy of his wealth |
eye of newt killed him... |
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Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
 - Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Fri May 25, 2007 6:52 pm |
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Give her your K7 number and tell her to give you a call. |
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I have never experience such humiliation that you have given me. I am very bitter with you. - Dr Luke Kw@me
Well, the moneygram payment officer as usual rained insult and abuses on me. - Dr. G0dwin 0boh
I think you are a madman who used people for a game. - Pilot J@ckson Jumbo |
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The man from Mars
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 4
Location: The red planet
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:13 pm |
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Sounds like a good lad to keep busy sending back to look at the dictionary:-)
I would hate to think that any egregious behaviour on your part would
lead to a dispeptic state of compunction and thereby lead to a retrograde
perambulation on the part of laddo.
You could also run your replies through Babelfish (english -> greek ->
english) which will mangle it to the level laddo is totally lost.
TMFM |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri May 25, 2007 10:55 pm |
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Are you bai-diddly-aiting Ned Flanders? |
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