Lad meets Lad with death threats - now NSFW

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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:40 am

Mr Tooty Frooty has a meet today at midday. The back story - I can't even begin to explain it. Mr. Green

Short version - JoJobean's lad K3v|n has a suitcase filled with newspaper that he believes will be collected by someone who will take it away and hand back full of cash. Tooty believes his wife Ludmilla has sent K3v|n with her money from Abidjan where she was kidnapped to work for a pimp, and Tooty just has to go round and collect it. - Strange ? - that all seems to make perfect sense

I don't want to 'steal the thunder' from a fellow baiter, so the details, which are pretty bizarre will have to remain under wraps for now.

The effort to get my Lad to follow the simplest instruction has been mind numbing, and he has been inventing his own modalities which should be quite hilarious.

A couple of quotes from the confused mind of Mr Tooty Frooty.

Quote:

Give him my photo the one I am in the SUITE in the care because that is the one I will put on tomorrow, give to him your photo I will print two of your photo for him to see ok.

Quote:

Pls i have told you to get my pix to him and forward one of your pix him and forward the one you send to him to show to me and my pix,i will print the one with him and i will ask of the one we both have together.

I didn't say anything about photos at all - ever !!!!

Beyond that - my lips are sealed.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:56 am

I'd say, "You best jump on it." Razz

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:47 am

He's not meeting me coronalight Wink

He is currently 2-1 on favourite I am sorry to say - but whatever the outcome, the baiters win Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:34 pm

Kevin just met with him apparently... the two were not happy with the results... Apparently handing over a suitcase filled with newspaper didn't go over well.

Quote:

You are a lyer i meet the person he take bag from you he did't have me anything why and later he call me that not inside the bag they come like
they want to kill me what you are doing is lot good?

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:36 pm

Bwaaaaaa haaaa haaaa

I thought so - he went mob handed

Quote:

listen,

Nest time do not paly this fun with ok.I thougth i was trusting somebody with out knowing you where telling me lies.You told me you are in Abijain not knowing you are fooling yourself.how do you look at me me?i am not that type of person ok.

YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAID YOU SEND MONEY THROUGH SOME ONE IN A CASE WITHOUT KNOWING YOU ARE FOOLING YOURSELF BY SAYING SO.

i meet with boy and he hand over to me a case with out anything in the case.stop that game ok i am too big for that rubish.

bye

tutti

Luvvly jubbly

Guess I better make us some fairy story to cover this unexpected Wink

and unfortunate incident.

I have now e-mailed Mr Tooty Frooty as Dmitri (the guy who sent his wife to Abidjan to work for a pimp) insulting him and saying he hired K3v|n to steal his wife's cash and dupe him. K3v|n better start a new safari quick, and hopefully I should get some nice death threats as Dmiti. Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:01 pm

Well done guys.

"I am too big for that rubish" Laughing

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:04 pm

I think you should tell them that Kevin took the money out of the suitcase. There was a black suitcase filled with money. You can see him leaving the bank with it.

Make them parnoid. Get them to revisit Kevin. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:12 pm

Ooops - yep JoJo - great minds think alike - I just edited my earlier post.

I think K3v|n will be up for any safari you offer him. Dmitri has e-mailed Tooty and dropped K3v|n up to his neck in the doo doo. K3v|n is now working for a Russian gangster to steal Tooty's money.

I'll ring Tooty in a minute as Dmitri Mr. Green

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:19 pm

It gets better Laughing

Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you two Wink

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:41 pm

Dmitri just rang Tooty Mr. Green

to taunt him and laugh at how easy it was for K3v|n to make a fool of him. I said he has the money and will be sending the WU to me today.

Tooty never did like Dmitri, so being called a farking ***hole liar, was not a surprise, but I think Tooty is going to want to hit someone. Send K3v|n on safari for his own safety JoJo. Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/TheEmptySuitcase

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:53 pm

He sure seemed like he didn't need your money... hehe.

That was great. Hopefully he goes and has a discussion with Kevin.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:59 pm

Did you hear at the end that as K3v|n must have been begging for his life, Tooty says that K3v|n burbled how he had been sent all over the country (how unbelievable) and Tooty thought I had done it - if only. Laughing

A few soothing words from Ludmilla wil get him back on line. If not - she'll start working on his nerves - calling him an idiot and fool. This is the bit I like best - brain dissection Evil or Very Mad

.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:45 pm

Mr Tooty Frooty to Dmitri

Quote:

FUCKING ASSHOLE,

YOU THINK I AM THAT KIND OF MEN THAT FUCK CALL GIRLS.YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GIRL THINK YOU CAN PLAY GAMES WITH ME.I AM NOT INTRESTED OK.YOU SAID YOU MADE FULL OF ME BY GIVEN CASE TO BOY TO GET TO ME .WELL I HAVE NOT ASK YOUR FUCKING CALL GIRL FOR MONEY FOR I KNOW SHE HAS NO MONEY TO GIVE TO ME AS SHE IS A VERY POOR FUCKING ASSHOLE LIKE YOU.TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MOTHER.

YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER AND FULL OF SHIT.BASTARD YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GIRL

FUCK AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER ASSHOLE

ME

TUTTI

2nd phone call to Dmitri in which he asks if I want him to kill K3v|n. Seemed too obvious to say yes, so I just said we would be laughing about him later

I hope that doesn't make him do anything rash. Then the phone went quiet. I did hear something about him and the car - going round to see K3v|n perhaps ?

http://media.putfile.com/TheEmptySuitcase1

I hope it won't be held against me that I didn't plump for yes when he asked about killing Kevin. I went for the subtle approach.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:48 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nice signature material.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:01 pm

Tis flattery indeed to receive praise from the Master of Mayhem

We're not finished yet though Mr. Green

Once you get a Lad spinning - why stop ? Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:04 pm

A WU transfer sent from Kevin to Tutti should do the trick. Kevin will be trying to get Tutti to leave him alone and NOT kill him for chopping his dollar. So Kevin is going to send him a secure transfer for $5k that can only be picked up in Kumasi. Twisted Evil

Either way, that is a slap in the face.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:09 pm

Great stuff as always Gomer.. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:33 pm

Listen to the part 11 minutes into the recording Shocked

The faux payment kinda drops K3v|n deeper into the mire, and may make Tooty shift his ass for once. Can't lose either way.

Ludmilla got this in from Tooty

Quote:

YOU AND THAT BASTARD MEN OF YOURS CAN NOT MAKE FOOL OF ME.COS I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE OK.YOU ARE IN PARIS AND YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU ARE IN ABIJAN. (Of course not genius - I'm not in either place Very Happy

and I'm not female either )

WHO IS FOOLING WHO?

TUTTI
Note: forwarded message attached.

and he sent a copy of his message from Dmitri - so he still doesn't have a clue. Ludmilla still has a hold and can give him a gentle push to Kumasi.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:14 pm

Kevin sent this to Tooty:

Quote:

hey

tihs is kevin. we met earlier and i chop ur dolla. i feel bad an i fear you wil hurt me. so i send you $5000 thru westren union to leave me alone. ples dont hurt me. i take $190,000 and i give u $5000. u silly mugu. hahahaha

This is after he received a WU SECURE TRANSFER from Kevin. I hope this gets his bloob boiling!

Master Baiter Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 105

^^ 5000 cents in pennies.

0sc4r

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:24 pm

Man oh man, I think you are going to set a baiting record and have one mugu kill another one at this pace.

I can't help but feel the world will be a tiny bit better of a place afterwords, to be honest. Smile

/applaud

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:47 pm

Links are broken?

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:04 pm

They sure are... they worked earlier.

Hopefully by next week when I check back in I'll have some more carnage news.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:24 pm

I must have exceeded some bandwidth limit or something. I'll try another host - either that or Tooty's bad language has got me into trouble.

The worst thing I said was fool, stupid and idiot.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:34 pm

I hate when a blasted mugu violates my TOS. LOL! Filthy mouths they have!

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