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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Thu May 24, 2007 3:04 pm |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
(note to the others - OMG - I never thought about people under 18 coming to the site and reading posts! I guess I need to tone it down!) |
Or you can simply send your naughty photos via PM next time! |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Thu May 24, 2007 6:27 pm |
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Welcome MM and you should also get a pink pony for keeping it in the family |
_________________ DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
"read the stickies and the faqs." Newbie forum
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Thu May 24, 2007 6:53 pm |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Thu May 24, 2007 6:58 pm |
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Mini Me - If you have half the talent of your father, you will be awesome!
To where is your first father - son safari departing? And will there be quicksand, cannibals, headhunters, or extremely agitated pachyderms at the destination?
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu May 24, 2007 7:29 pm |
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I click on threads with "Hello Everyone" type titles with such low expectations these days. What a refreshing twist.
Welcome indeed! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Thu May 24, 2007 7:53 pm |
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Welcome MM, have fun.
Tell the old man you need a new MacBook Pro for your baiting endeavors. I would go with the 17" screen.
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* 2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
* 1680 x 1050 pixels
* 2GB memory
* 160GB hard drive1
* 8x double-layer SuperDrive
* ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics with 256MB SDRAM
Ships: Within 24 hours
Free Shipping
$2,799.00
or as low as $67 a month
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Its only $67 a month! |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 25, 2007 3:28 am |
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Wow. You guys are too kind. I am sure that the warm welcome will be a source of encouragement for him. Thanks to all of you guys. Now, my 14 year old daughter wants in on all this.
Just like any of the mentees that I have had, I am starting him slow. He is only baiting "Princess Miriam" at the moment.
I have to admit that this is slightly strange. For 13 years, I have been telling him that honesty is always the best policy. Now, I am training him to become a skilled, pathological liar. Well, at least it is for the greater good.
Thanks again everyone. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Fri May 25, 2007 4:28 am |
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[helpful hint] protege not mentee. Learning to write also entails using the correct words. [/helpful hint] |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri May 25, 2007 4:51 am |
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MM
Welcome!
Now in addition to having a 'rent to watch out for, you have Mods too!
I guess I "should" change my sig line to more of a PG-13. Oh... wait... there is nothing in my sig line that isn't in a PG-13 rating.
Welcome again. My 12 year-old wants a pen pal in RL and here you will have all of the PPs you could ever want! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Fri May 25, 2007 4:52 am |
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DrWho wrote: |
protege not mentee. |
The word "mentee" is in the dictionary, according to Merriam-Webster online. |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:09 am |
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First post with title "hello everyone", 2 pages of posts- i thought i was missing some troll bashing!!
Even after i read MM's post I was still thinking "hmm!!! this troll has big kahunas, claiming to be YW's son" Only after YW had posted was I certain.
MM- welcome to the Eater. You have the best mentor in the business!!
Edit- YW- does this mean I have to change my avatar? |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Fri May 25, 2007 10:42 am |
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Lol, I thought it was somebody faking at first too.
Welcome to eater MiniMe. No pressure |
_________________ Darling i really don'y like spaeking about sex orally because it is against my religion,i prefer we praticalized it - The lovely Sandr@ |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri May 25, 2007 10:46 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri May 25, 2007 10:47 am |
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My, my, what a suspicious and distrusting lot you all are. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri May 25, 2007 12:31 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
He is only baiting "Princess Miriam" at the moment. |
Ah, poopies. So was I. Might as well drop it now and save myself some trouble because now I know she's about to be taking a trip to the Antarctic or somewhere. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 25, 2007 1:19 pm |
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^^^^
No bother. Keep on going if you like. I am just getting him used to dealing with the requests such as...
1. Your ID
2. Your address
3. Your phone number
Then, I will prepare him for...
1. The barrister
2. The security company
3. The WU request
After he knows how to do a few of those without my help, then we will go for...
1. The basic trophy picture
2. The basic set of forms
And then after that phase...
1. The TWAT tattoo "Spread your TWAT"
2. The safari
3. The videos
Also, some point soon, I am sure that I will start to teach him how to use Photoshop. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 25, 2007 1:22 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
And then after that phase...
1. The TWAT tattoo "Spread your TWAT"
2. The safari
3. The videos
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#1 should make for some interesting dinner conversation. I'll bet your wife will love that!
I look forward to having him in on one of our collaborative efforts one day. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 25, 2007 1:27 pm |
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He'd love that. He hears me talking about you and Big Worm quite a bit so I am sure that he will be thrilled with that.
And so far, mom does not really know what's up and probably does not need to know for a while. She just sees all of the kids on the computers all the time and has no idea what they are up to. I think that we'll sort of have a don't ask, don't tell sort of thing for a while. My wife is computer illiterate and has had concerns about some of the lads finding me. I have assured her that is impossible. I suppose that if she knew that one of her kids was getting death threats, she might freak out a little. Sooooooo, we'll just sort of keep this whole thing quiet for a while. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Mini Me
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 3
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Mon May 28, 2007 3:51 pm |
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Hey guys thanks for the awesome welcome. I really think I'm going to have a lot of fun. By the way what is the pink pony for? |
_________________ Yes, YeaWhatever IS my dad.
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Mon May 28, 2007 3:55 pm |
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I have 3 pink ponies, and I do not know who gave them to me or why!
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Posted:
Mon May 28, 2007 3:58 pm |
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Mini Me,
Ask your bloody father
If he doesn't know the answer send me a pm. |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
(x4)
My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Mon May 28, 2007 4:07 pm |
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Hya MM!
Does your dad ever send you to the shops in another country? We wouldn't be surprised. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Mon May 28, 2007 4:12 pm |
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^^^
Said YeahWhatever unto Mini Me. "One day, all of this will be yours."
The current gps location can be found at the following website......." |
_________________ x7 x27 x2 x2
100% risky free donation modality
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon May 28, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Welcome aboard the Mugu Train - happy times are had by all, except the Mugus we ride to damnation and back, just so we can offer them a return visit.
Just be kind, courteous and considerate to the Lads at all times - and lie. I do |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Posted:
Mon May 28, 2007 6:00 pm |
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Welcome aboard little fella'.. Sorry I'm late with the welcome but real life got a bit busy. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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