"Hit Man" was paid to kill me

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 64

$20,000! You're being screwed, I'm getting away with two payments of $2500.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:22 am

I-Jackov wrote:

Excuse the double post but has anyone heard from this guy today? I think I've been sniffed out.

Just heard from the little darling.

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...IF YOU DO NOT DO AS I SAID YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO REGRATE IT.

I think it's time to deliver some random biblical curses.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 64

yes, he has trouble with that word "regrate"
I'm going to chase him up shortly to see if he's been to collect his money.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:50 am

We've just exchanged about eight emails, so I'll try to keep him amused and out of harms way for a little while.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:12 pm

Any news on his bank account being shut down yet? He's asking for payment via bank to bank and I want to tell him it won't go through Laughing

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:11 pm

^^^^ Just tell him that your bank called and told you that there is a problem with the transfer, and that they canceled it. You have no idea what the problem is, but maybe he can provide you with another account.

Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

He's not going to kill me Sad

I wrote

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I think you have got the wrong email address I don't have any enemys.

his reply

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YOU THINK SO?OH THATS GOOD TO HEAR,WE SHALL SEE.

i wrote

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So I'm not going to be killed then?

his reply

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YOU ARE SUCH A DUMB FOOL,WELL ANYWAY NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU AFTER ALL YOU DON"T HAVE ANY ENEMIES

WRITE ME NO MORE.

So I wrote back asking hime to be my friend and if he could teach me to be an assassin. He seems to be online now anway, all these were in the last 5 minutes.

edited as my quote tags failed miserably.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:23 pm

Just knocked this up (stole the idea from scambuster419)

I plan to photoshop it when I get home.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:57 pm

Fiveforces and others. I haven't heard from Alan since his first reply. If anyone knows how to check a bank accounts status, please tell me.

Mugu just mailedl that he is going to "confirm the money" [sic]. I think we should all tell him that the transaction to the account is impossible, like Krona said.

I'd like te idea of trying to get another account from him. Alternatively, you could send a parcel (is Zombie's GOIT still active?) with the money in bare cash. I don't think this mugu is going to eat 1TV$, or reacts well to delaying tactics. If you cook something up well enough fast, he might dash into a safari headlong.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:30 pm

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I haven't heard from Alan since his first reply.

Don�t worry. Alan never replies unless he needs more information from you. You can simply consider it done this way Smile

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:28 pm

I finally got a response from him w/ my $9k final offer.

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WHEN YOUR TIME RUNS OUT,YOU WILL BEG TO PAY BUT NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO YOU.

When he responds I'm going to need detailed information on how hw plans to carry out the execution.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:26 pm

Looks like Alan worked his magic!

Just got this:

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OUR SECRET BANK AGENT CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE REPORTED THE ACCOUNT I GAVE YOU,EVERY ACCUSING FINGER IS POINTING AT YOU,DID YOU DO IT?WELL IT"S NOT IMPORTANT BECAUSE I WILL STILL FIND OUT THE TRUETH,BUT TO JUSTIFY ALL RIGHTIOUSNESS I WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF DOUPT.

Not sure why the accusing finger is pointing at me though! Laughing

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:13 pm

You know it was you, don't trot out that innocent routine w/ the Assassin. He was only trying to spare your life for a few dollas and this is how you repay his kindness? I swear, the nerve of some people. Rolling Eyes

Hehe good work! YEAH Alan!! Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:15 pm

I've actually demanded an apology!

....I dont think I'll get it though, his response was '24 hrs', so I guess I'll be backing down in morning Laughing

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:22 pm

Ah crap, you guys beated me to it.

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MY SECRET BANK AGENT TOLD ME THAT THE MONEY WILL REFLECT IN THE ACCOUNT,THREE DAYS FROM TODAY,ONCE THE MONEY REFLECTS I WILL WRITE YOU AND INTIMATE YOU ON HOW TO COLLECT THE TAPE AS I PROMISED.

YOU ARE SAVE.

Woohoo! I'm safe (for now)! If he gets back to me, I'm planning to parcel him the 20 grand.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:23 pm

I'm sure he'll give you an extension on that deadline seeing as how dead people can't make payments. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:30 pm

I've invited him to my "wohoo I'm not going to die" party tonight, with the wife and kids. I suspect he won't show up, I'll leave him a glass of champaign at the big rock by the driveway gate instead. Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:45 pm

^^ what a party pooper. Evil or Very Mad

i guess collecting all that money from people so he won't eliminate them has worn him out.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Apr 2007 Posts: 35

This clown has just emailed me new bank details, it's an account based in n3w dehli, india.

I'm presuming others have recieved this email, have the details been passed onto Alan @ aa419 yet?

EDIT: Have forwarded details to Alan.

Rik

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 64

He's stopped talking to me, my phoney WU receipts didn't go down too well.

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:34 pm

I've given him 6 hours to apologise before I handf myself in to police custody and he'll have to explain to his contractor why he messed up the hit.

...I'm not holding my breath though.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Lazy ass just answered me back after I sent him fake money gram details (without a recipet because I don't have a scanner)

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YOU BASTARD,YOU DARE TO SEND ME FAKE PAYMENT PAYMENT DETAILS AFTER MY WARNINGS TO YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME ANYMORE,NOW YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSSION B/W ME AND MY BOYS,AND OUR OFFICE OVER THERE NOW THINKS THAT I HAVE BETRAYED THEM BY TRYING TO SET THEM UP IN THE BANK WITH FAKE PAYMENT DETAILS.

I WARNED YOU,YOU COULD HAVE SAVED YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY BY JUST PAYING THE PEENUT MONEY I DEMANDED,NOW YOU HAVE INCURED THE ANGER OF THE WHOLE ORGANISATION UPON YOURSELF.

WILL YOUR INVESTMENTS AND THE MONEY YOU ARE PROTECTING TO YOUR LOVED ONES B/C BY TOMMOROW ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT YOU WILL BE FORWARDED TO OUR HEAD OFFICE,AND VERY SOON YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS,FRINDS AND WELL WISHERS WILL CRY ON YOUR FILTY CORPSE AND TWO OF YOUR LOVED ONES WILL EQUALLY HAVE TO DIE TO APPEASE OUR OFFICE IN LONDON FOR YOUR INSOLENCE AND FOR ME TO CLEAR MYSELF OF THE ACCUSIATION THEY ARE NOW IMPOSING ON ME.

R .I .PIECES

Taking a quick poll should I beg or challenge him?

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:42 pm

I would beg for forgiveness and then 1TV5 his ass. If he is mad now, he will be pissed then.

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:44 pm

The head office in London?! Is this a 9-5 type of job? Do they have cubicles? I always thought assassins worked at all hours, who knew! I'd challenge him, but then he'd probably run away. Sad

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:47 pm

^^^^^@Thedevguy

Challenge him to an honorable duel. Time: noon, location: clearing in nearby forest, weapon: rapier.

My barrister character is available as the third official, to make sure the duel goes down fair. Prepare a bit of official looking papers, your country has legislations for legal duelling. He will recieve a part of your inheritance up front as a guarantee that you will show up at the designated place, at the right time.

Have him fill out forms to kill you!

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