Help, my lad has Malaria

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:21 am

Got a couple of baits going quite well, I think.

First bait is straight all the way through and a little webcam action seems to be around the corner with the kind help of my mentor and Gomer. Cool

For the second bait, however, I�m trying to get a photo-trophy and it looks like I might just get it, but....

Main character has been out of the picture for a while as he is confined in some "refugee camp" without access to Internet, so I have been dealing with his very prolific barrister (responds to my e-mails almost instantly).

Barrister has e-mailed me twice now with the sole purpose of assuring me that he�ll satisfy my demand for a photo of them both soon. In fact, we have not even talked about money or their proposed deal for quite a number of e-mails! Very Happy

Here is is latest response:

Goodday Mr. XXXXXXXXX,
I have been hoping all this while for Xxxxxx to get better but he is still ill.He has been diagnosed with malaria so lets hope he gets better so that we can continue with your request.
Thank you,
Barrister XXXXXX.

Question

So, is he stalling me for a good reason (trying to steal a camera for the pic Rolling Eyes

), or just trying to smoothly make me withdraw my demand for a photograph and get back to our business?

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 12:12 pm

Yeah, he's just stalling you. Stick to your guns and don't let him fob you off with excuses if he doesn't deliver the goods.

Also, when a lad says he's got malaria, it's a good excuse for a slap. Tell him that a friend of yours (i.e. me) told you that it's a sexually transmitted disease and you're frankly disgusted with him as he's only got himself to blame. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:38 pm

I too have an ill barrister. Must be something in the courtroom.

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:43 pm

Tell him you suffer from Lycanthropy, so you can empathize with him!

Bruin

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:45 pm

He needs to get to London
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1484957.stm

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:51 am

Gets better. Mugu wants me to thank his barrister and continues to promise pictures:

"i am hoping to get better so that i can take those pictures you have requested for.I will also like you to thank the barrister when you contact him because he has really helped me a lot during this period i have been sick"

Mugu trying to bait me? Rolling Eyes

He is still busy writing to my character, so as long as he's busy....

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:38 am

Tell the mugu that the best cure for Malaria is to find a green banana and use it as a suppository. the Bannana kills all the Malaria virus.

He needs to repeat this process every day for one week. Better if it was twice a day

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:23 am

hi again jackndebocks^

The lads often get malaria when they need to stall for time and see if you will send cash for fast short-time bills--usually medical and hotel-related. I say--demand the official bills from them!

If you ignore them on it, wishing them good health all the way, they will drop that angle and suddenly be all business again. That's your op to tell them YOU have developed Mesohorniomyelitis. A recent disease discovered in trailer-parks on the sunny shores of Tennessee. [Tell them your friend Elvis had it.] Great stall tactic for you too. Catch as catch can.

cheerz--jervis tetch

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:04 am

I'm beginning to feel ill all of the sudden....

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:53 pm

^^^ I like to use heavy drinking bouts(falling off the wagon) due to all the stress..Makes for some unintelligible emails from my character. It also gives me a chance to introduce concerned nephew into the fray. Wink

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:54 pm

Malaria is definitely affecting my lad.

Apart from stalling on the photograph thing, he now seems a bit too sensitive....

His latest e-mail:

"Thank you for our concern. I am so glad at least i have someone who cares about me.It is really hectic here with all these mosquitos.There will not give you breathing space.I am praying we can get through all this and i can finally leave this disgusting place and come over to you."

Still off-script, though!

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:57 pm

rumbero wrote:

. . . . . best cure for Malaria is . . . green banana . . use . as a suppository. .

Hmm... a pound of Thai Chilli Peppers outta cure it without drinking. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:03 am

Hi Les again^

You are on it.

Whenever I reveal to a lad-rascal that I am not in good health, I always make sure that I have a 2ndary alias niece/nephew known to The Lad who holds the cash when my original alias suddenly bites the big one.

The entire bait can be switched around----it not only throws them off-script to hear their target died---it gives a baiter [me] the op to tease the lads and tell them the deceased left them money in the will. [As 'the last friend they trusted', etc..] I know you know where it goes from there.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:40 am

The cure for Malaria is 500mg to 1 gram of Morphine every 1/2 hour, with sucinocholine, and Sodium Thiopental. Cure Guaranteed!
Satan.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:10 am

Hi JT^

According to the lads, the fastest cure for malaria is WU, in my experience. Which is why I always demand copies of hospital bills.

Sucinocholine, as you mentioned--the almost untraceable paralyzer in the ultimate scam--how to murder your spouse and collect millions and almost get away with it. You must know of the Davis case in Michigan. As much a scam and more evil and vile as almost any here on 419E. And it took years--and Scandinavian forensics with Michigan-- but justice eventually prevailed.