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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu May 24, 2007 8:35 am |
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Hi everyone in the Isles from here in The Colonies across The Pond,
I very recently advised a newbie about lad-speak [see] but even if you didn't follow up on that--babawilly dictionary/scamorama connection-- you might find this lad-lingo from a slice of that amusing--I do!
Made in England: Eat food and lick plate clean till Logo at the bottom of plate is visible.
Made in China: See Made in England.
cheerz--jervis tetch/ mad hatter |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:33 am |
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Errm....
Been drinking?  |
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"i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:42 am |
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but here's a pesto recipe:
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* 2 cups fresh basil leaves, packed
* 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
* 1/2 cup Olive oil
* 3 tablespoons pine nuts or walnuts
* 3 garlic cloves, finely minced
Place basil leaves in small batches in food processor and whip until well chopped (do about 3/4 cup at a time). Add about 1/3 the nuts and garlic, blend again.
Add about 1/3 of the Parmesan cheese; blend while slowly adding about 1/3 of the olive oil, stopping to scrape down sides of container.
Process basil pesto it forms a thick smooth paste. Repeat until all ingredients are used, mix all batches together well. Serve over pasta. Basil pesto keeps in refrigerator one week, or freeze for a few months. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu May 24, 2007 10:09 am |
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Hi B-L-ZBUB^
LOL! Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was..Somehow a keyboard and fighting mugus with a nearby spirited refreshment at 2am go hand in hand. The Latin is 'en brewski veritas', I believe. It's often fun to accuse the mugus of going over-the-top, I have several times told them to 'put the f*$#ing crack pipe down!' This puts them on the defensive, in which case you own them.
cheerz, jervis |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Thu May 24, 2007 10:27 am |
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Boy, will you feel embarrassed in the morning.
I think mods should sticky this and rename it "The Jervis Tetch Drunken Rambling Thread"... |
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"i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Thu May 24, 2007 6:31 pm |
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Jervis wrote
But I know he prefers B.L.Z Butt 
oops here comes the mashed human pulp again |
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DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too 
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Thu May 24, 2007 9:22 pm |
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Can I have a hit of that catnip, Jervis? |
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My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:13 am |
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| oops here comes the mashed human pulp again |
Damn right.  |
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"i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:19 am |
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Tsk, tsk.  |
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