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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:49 pm

So I chopped my lad's dollars, and I've been sending him messages in Ladspeak...and I just got a message back from him, he thinks I'm some mugu named N0rso! TOO funny! I'm dying to know what will happen the next time my lad sees the "real" N0rso! If only I could be a fly on the wall...

Here's the messages:

From me:

Quote:

i took ur maga, ok. u stay away nau. u couldnt wrk am bicos e tels mi u get cockroaches for ur head. dat dey very funny .e sends mi di moni una were supposed fo get, ok? stay away for am nau .

A couple days later...from me again (it took the dimwit two days to figure out he'd been chopped):

Quote:

i told you that i took ur maga, ok. mildred crank dey is the won. she sent man picken us$4000 already through moneygram. you need to stay away for her nau, bicos she am bi mine na go send mi more money. but you need to stop writin fo am. I sabi wie you dey na i go come afta you if you no live her alone, ok? do u sabi? stop writin to mildred crank bicos she am bi mine nau, ok? i dey sendin you her email that she sent fo man picken so you can see.

From him:

Quote:

Subject: goat head!

Mr Pet3r Smith,
Guy you dey try;ooooo you have collected money from my maga and you don’t want to give me my share for your information stay away from the maga or less fire will bone you and your family because you don’t reap where you don’t swore

Jones

From me:

Quote:

You dey di goat head. i do wetin i get fo. i sent ur maga di same fes script, she thought i work wit you. shee told mi you get cock-a-roaches for ur head ,ok ? it mus bi true. you were only tryin fo $220. i got $4000. do una wan fo hep man picken decide wetin moto i suppose to buy wit di moni? thank you for gettin her ready. nau comot fo road and live mildred crank alone, ok? She mai maga nau and shell keep sendin mi more til i dey wad man and you dey crawlin wit di cockroaches ,ok. dere no faya burnin hie, only lots of moni.

Smith

From me again (when he kept sending my character emails):

Quote:

mai maga mildred crank wrote fo mi and say you sent am fo di bank man, ok. this na bi bullshit of course. you need fo leave am alone bicos i get am nau, and she go bi sendin mi more moni, not your boi for amsterdam . she tinks you dey di tief bicos i told am dere bi two cheques, and she believes man picken. so stop writin am and go find anoda maga fo job, ok .dis won dey mine nau, i already got $4000 out of am and you got natin. so comot fo road nau boi.

From him:

Quote:

Subject: n0rso fuk uuuuuuuuuuu

guy u dey try i tell u say i have told the maga to contact holland now u want collect the women from me boy u be bad boy i no u, u go thing say i no no u yr name is n0rso?

i have regreat to no someone like u? u are very foolish guy women way never pay us.

u no go wait make shi pay befor you go breing that foolish carracter. basterd boy????fuk uuuuuuuuuuu

He thinks I'm N0rso! God this is fun...

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:58 pm

Fantastic! That should be a lot of fun when the two meet. It's a shame that you are not corresponding with the lad that he is going to kick ass on. That could really prove to be loads of fun.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:01 pm

Yeah, he just kinda threw that name out at me. It sure would be fun if I was baiting him too, whoever he is! Still, just knowing that sparks are gonna fly in some sweaty fly-infested internet cafe somewhere in Nigeria warms my heart. Twisted Evil

Here's what I just sent back...THIS oughta get him fired up!

Quote:

yeah dat right, cockroach-head. i dey ur fren. ill tek all ur magas youre no careful. dis maga mildred thinks u stole am moni, and she comin fo mi fo get it back ,ok .she doesnt belive u. u suppose to learn di right way fo job. i sabi di right way and ive got all di moni fo prove it. u dey juss di stupid cockroach wey cant mek di stupid acata woman gif u any moni. u suppose to go crawl round wit di cockroaches nau, u little boi. go fuk ur sef and ur momma.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:14 pm

Wait, is there no second mugu? I can give you the details of a mugu who chopped his dollar. Is this lad in Nigeria? Evil or Very Mad

If so, I have some decent pics that would work to convince him.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:27 pm

Well, *I'm* the second mugu! I introduced a fake mugu into the plot who supposedly chopped his dollars out of 1TV5. Then I started emailing my lad from a new email box that I created, using the Ladspeak translator.

Now he thinks that my fake mugu character is some REAL mugu named N0rso!

As of right now he seems pretty convinced that this guy N0rso is the one trying to steal his maga. The funniest part about it is, he thinks N0rso has gotten $4000 from her, whereas of course he hasn't gotten a penny! LOL!

It's getting kinda complex. I (as my character Mildred) am writing to him now, telling him that the dollar-chopper is telling ME that the real mugu is trying to steal my money, and that I need to send another $3000 to the dollar chopper to get it back. I'm telling him that I believe the other (fake) mugu, so now the real mugu thinks his buddy N0rso is about to get ANOTHER 3K out of HIS maga!

At some point I imagine the lad is going to learn that it's not really his buddy N0rso. At that point I may very well need some pictures to convince him that I'm a real dollar-chopping mugu. So I'd love it if you'd send them to me! Thanks!

Editing: Oh, and yes...my lad is in Nigeria!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:33 pm

Yes yes yes. Go with Jojo's idea. Use Jojo's lad to provide us with the sophmoric entertainment that we need. A real-life lad ass-beating is just what the doctor ordered. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:34 pm

Well, I don't think my lad would come to yours, but if you could send him to mine, that would be grand. You could tell him that you would give him part of the profits from HIS maga. You got X number of dollars from him and you are willing to split with him. You have it at your house, he just needs to come get it. Sound like something you could handle?

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:45 pm

YES! This sounds fantastic! Okay, so help me understand...I need to tell my lad that the dollar chopper isn't really his pal N0rso, but is someone else? And then I need to convince him that the dollar chopper is willing to split the money if they work together? And then you'll help me get my lad to go on a safari to see the dollar chopper? Am I reading this right?

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:48 pm

sounds like K3vin is going to get another visitor Laughing

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:52 pm

Hey, wait a minute. This could result in some serious harm coming to Jojo's lad. Don't you even care about that?

Nah, me neither. Great job, I can't wait to see what happens!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:05 pm

budanzig wrote:

sounds like K3vin is going to get another visitor Laughing

Just what i was thinking... Laughing

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:21 pm

Okay I am totally game for this...let's bring it on! Tell me what to do! Given how "confused" my character Mildred is over the supposed in-fighting going on between them, it would be very plausible to have the chopper suggest to to the real lad that they work together and split the money. Given that my lad thinks the chopper's gotten $4K out of her already, and he hasn't seen a bloody penny, methinks he'd totally go for it!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:24 pm

Great decision. I highly approve.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:27 pm

Cachuma wrote:

YES! This sounds fantastic! Okay, so help me understand...I need to tell my lad that the dollar chopper isn't really his pal N0rso, but is someone else? And then I need to convince him that the dollar chopper is willing to split the money if they work together? And then you'll help me get my lad to go on a safari to see the dollar chopper? Am I reading this right?

You can tell him the dollar chopper is whoever. It doesn't matter. You will just need to say that you also go by the name (I'll give it to you in a PM).

For example:

Quote:

BRo-

My name is really _________. Look, we can work together on this. I have a lot of maga. I share the money with you. I cut you half. Come by my house and I give you 1500EU to start. Here are the directions:

(I'll provide them via PM)

This isn't Kevin, but another guy named (scammer name, not real name). Your lad won't have to safari as they are both located in Lagos.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:50 pm

Oh this is sounding fun! Okay, I'll have to wait until he responds to the emails he already has in his box, from Mildred and the chopper. Once I get that, I'll have a better idea of how to play this.

It's about 7:45 pm in Nigeria, so he may have punched out for the day. Wink

PM me the details of your lad, and I'll figure out how to make it work after he replies.

Stay tuned everyone!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:09 pm

I'll send them tomorrow and we can get the ball rolling.

Master Baiter Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 105

Is there still a surveillance mugu available to cover the fireworks ? Twisted Evil

Just grabbed a surplus email and started my first straight bait....

0sc4r

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:36 am

^^Good luck Oscar.

@cachuma:
Where are you gonna go from there? If he agrees I mean. Is your chopper gonna turn out to be a backstabber too?

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:48 am

Good question! I've just been playing my baits by ear, and ideas come to me as things progress. I guess I'll just see how this plays out.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:51 am

The bait sounds great. See if you can get the mugus to pose and send you some photos. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:57 am

Of course the second Lad will tell the first lad that he has only got $2000 to share $1000 each.

The first lad, knowing that he asked Mildred for $4000 won't trust the second lad.

This would be great, heightening the mistrust between the two lads. Mistrust and violence between Lads is a must!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

How about sending a third mugu to videotape the meeting? Maybe some fallen TWAT member?

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:26 pm

PM sent with details and directions to the lad's house.

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:21 am

Of course, I have copied your ladspeak and will get a few going, too. I hope You didn't copyright it !

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