Freak out my spooked lad

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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:51 pm

ive tried straight baiting him-no dice-he has probably soiled himself so many times he is too tired to answer emails Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:26 pm

This is a long one (around 15-20 minutes). I was going to edit it down, but the good stuff is sort of interspersed throughout. Apologies for the length. The scammer's phone quality gets better (why??) after the first few minutes.

When his phone rings, his mode is to not say anything and wait. This time at the start, I let loose with a furious demonic assault. Scammer and friends start to pray, chant, sing and attempt to cast out the phone demons. (He sang for me! I feel so special.)

It also sounds like he is getting demon-removal assistance from a third-party -- perhaps the village priest? A buddy? Don't know. At times, it appears their attempts are working (the demons scream in agony), but unfortunately, the demons keep coming right back. Twisted Evil

WARNING -- NSFW!!

http://media.putfile.com/Exorcists-characters-continue-to-vex-a-scammer-and-friends

Most folks have probably had enough of the scammer vs. devil.

Not me. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:22 pm

^^ Me either Laughing

Seems you have stummbled across the most effective way of setting scammers on the straight & narrow!

EDIT: Ok I can understand he's scared silly so it doesn't occur to him to just hang up & stop chit chatting w/ the devil, but thre were what, 4 other people w/ him & it occured to NO ONE to just hang up?!?! of course, I don't want them to hang up, but for crying out loud hang up the phone moron! At least he's not bothering w/ people responding to his scams, so great work for accomplishing that!

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:34 pm

One of my characters is getting very puzzled why he's not responding to email or phone calls (even straight ones).

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:53 pm

If anything, he won't even answer his phone anymore. Twisted Evil

Nevertheless, e mail pressure is still on! X3.
Anything furthur from anyone else? I've come up with some very disturbing mailings.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 62

HOLY GHOST FIYAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like battle commands in a holy war. Smile

For some reason made me rember the WWII song "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"

Enough of my feeble humor... Great bait. Interesting that the mugu seems obsessed with exorcising his phone.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:44 am

My favorite part was when he chanted "Holy Ghost.... FIYAH!" over and over and really drug the one chant out.

"Holy Ghooooooooooooooooost.........FIIIIIIYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

The singing really was special, wasn't it?

What a precious lad you have! Laughing

Wonder how he would react if he doesn't hear anything.... from ANYONE until the supposed day of his "death" and then all of you hit him full-force. Boy, he better get straight with God soon, D-day is coming up!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:29 am

Ok.. I'm going to start chopping up some audio to make a soundboard out of this clown. Smile

EDIT: 419forbreakfast will be doing the actual assembly of the chopped audio to a soundboard. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:34 am

You should all be ashamed of what you are doing to this mugu.
Where is all the love, where is all the understanding.

The poor mugu must be bathing in holy water every day.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:54 am

Well, it's the 23rd tomorrow... he must be looking forward to that! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 48

~419weasel,

That we are! Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:37 pm

Oh yeah, today's the big day he's supposed to have his heart attack...I wonder if Hell was able to make all the appropriate arrangements given his attitude w/ the desk clerk. Rolling Eyes

He only has himself to blame if he's stuck in some dump w/ only a view of a brick wall & no room service on the seedy side of Hell. I bet he'll be in church until midnight excorcizing his possessed phone & saving his soul. Laughing

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:43 pm

yes all of you should be ashamed teasing the little retarded boy-buncha bullies Twisted Evil

oh btw i will personally give anyone who can get a pic of him wearing a nice tinfoil hat a crisp 10.00 canadian bill

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:59 pm

oohh...well...I guess the helldesk clerk has to call him again tonight to make the final preparations for his arrival tomorrow. So, tomorrow we should work in shifts calling the lad, shouldn�t we? He shall not forget this day for the rest of his life... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:00 pm

record it! jump_4_joy

Make sure you get some nice death threats and try not to talk over them.. Laughing

I can chop those up and 419forbreakfast can turn them into a soundboard.. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:41 pm

I just called "straight" and spoke with him as one of my characters. He is back in scamming mode.

He sounded all rested too. Hmmmm.

On the phone, I complained about his lack of attention in returning my mails.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:49 pm

That just won't do!! Laughing

I think Satan needs to have a wee talk with him.

EDIT: Damn.. He has his phone off.. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:54 pm

419weasel wrote:

He sounded all rested too. Hmmmm.

jgalt wrote:

EDIT: Damn.. He has his phone off.. Evil or Very Mad

No wonder he sounds all nice and rested, it finally occurred to him to turn the phone off. Evil or Very Mad

Maybe he got a new phone...must get a new # so his mugus, I mean Satan can ghave a nice chat with himl. Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Apr 2007 Posts: 11

Now should he get a new # someone who is baiting him as a normal victim will have to share it. Cause I would have to think Satan would be a little upset about him changing his number.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 48

Sounds like a plan when I get home from Uni later.
l'll call him adressing his AIDS.
And tell him Satan approves of them.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:32 am

His phone must be off. 3 days have produced no results, but Bezelbub, and his minions, have bombarded him with 3 days of eternal hell fire pain, promising hot irons pressed into his body, flesh comsuming beetles, and an eternal undead misery in a furnace of liquid metal, via e mail. No results there either. He must be in an eternal prayer and snorting crank to stay awake.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:41 am

LOL Holy GHOST FIYAH FORGIVE THEM!!!...Good lord you guys are letting him have it. I called him today. Told him that I was calling from the Yeh Satan Occult science club. Freaked him out. He was complaining about how many phone calls and emails he gets. He said he was impressed that I seemed rational...Awwww. After trying unsuccessfully (wonder why) to recruit him into satan worship, I gave him the blessing of satan and hung up.

Keep up the good work, guys.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:43 am

Excellent. I think someone needs to play it straight to calm him down, then drop a satan b*mb on him.. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:26 am

I wonder if someone can play an innocent... oh lets say priest and help this lad as the holy ghost (fiyah!) has told him through a dream that he needs to exorcise his phone etc etc and then come up with some interesting ways to exorcise the phone.

Sorry I know you guys are baiting him straight but I'm just always evil. I can't help it I was dropped on my head as a child. Confused

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 48

May be a job for Reverend Rubbar Cox?
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