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thefife
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Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sun May 20, 2007 11:33 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
heheheh...sorry
when I saw the post about pictures of snakes I just had to do it
Apoligies to you |
I fail to see the humor. I accept your apology but please don't do that again. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun May 20, 2007 11:45 pm |
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^^
The strangest thing is that I hesitated to ask any of the many onlookers to run across the road and get the preist.
I knew as he attended the same school as my kid there was a big chance he was Catholic, and logically I could see by his wounds he wouldnt make it
but I didn't think as I was kneeling there beside him that I should call for the priest,
not been in my upbringing.
It's been held against me that I didnt
BUT I did tell him whether he heard me or not, that I'd called and asked for his mum, she was on her way.
Sorry think I've faced my biggest fear, nothing can be worse.
that and is it only me that thinks every town smells diffrent?
And each smell attached to an emotion
Every country/region
Glasgow is very diffrent to Edinburgh to me
Thurso and Wick are peaty but each diffrent
Orkney all on its own
Amstredam is kinda wet/ herby
Paris dry, dry not even garlckly
Rhodes.dry, sage and goats
An other Greek Island is dry, sagey, lemon
Iceland is bad eggs and fish; brilliant place tho' |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon May 21, 2007 12:45 am |
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@Thefife - Oh sweetie, the countryside is a wonderful place once you get used to it.
I grew up in the country and on summer nights, I used to set my tent up in the back garden and sleep out there as many nights as my parents would let me.(No alarms, pepper sprays or big dogs in sight)
A cow broke out from the field next door once and started to eat my tent at about 3am!
Once you get used to the silence, you'll realise it's actually calm and comforting.
The only time I ever knew any hassle was when I moved to the city as an adult. I've been burgled 3 times, had god knows how many prowlers and peeping Thoms!!
Thank God I'm now safely back in the country |
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Reverend Bondi Cigars
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Feb 2006
Posts: 202
Location: Lake of Fire
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Mon May 21, 2007 2:05 am |
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^^^ A country free of snakes I suspect.
I don't fly anymore. I know it's irrational. But there's nothing anyone could say to get me on a plane again. Slight problem when both my homes are on different islands, but I've adapted to the slowness of sea travel. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon May 21, 2007 2:07 am |
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^^^I love snakes! Had a couple of Albino pythons in my time!
@Rockaway - It's like looking at Jack Sparrow 30yrs from now |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon May 21, 2007 2:20 am |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon May 21, 2007 2:56 am |
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@Corona - I'm in a snake free zone now! (As long as you don't count hubbies underpant content ) |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Location: On ya left!
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Mon May 21, 2007 3:18 am |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon May 21, 2007 3:25 am |
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Only of the one eyed trouser variety |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon May 21, 2007 3:30 am |
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I can handle it if there is no snakes.
I promise that I will not be in your husbands underpants (not that kinda girlfriend.)
And when shall I arrive ?
Can I bring lovey? |
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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
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Mon May 21, 2007 6:32 am |
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on y0utub3 do a search on "Maury Povich" then "pickles" -- there is a vid of a girl on it who is sooooo afraid of pickels I was LMAO watching it. Also a guy afraid of peaches and another lady afraid of balloons.
I'm afraid of anything with more than four legs and not furry |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon May 21, 2007 8:43 am |
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Vans, rats, doorknobs, birds, heights, open spaces, confined spaces, it's very difficult getting the space right for her... footballs, bicycles, cows, and she's always on about men following her, I don't know what she thinks they're going to... vomit on her, Basil says.. |
Sybil Fawlty's mother, she's a bit of a trial, really... |
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BonneSource
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 94
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Mon May 21, 2007 11:00 am |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Insects? Whats the worst they can do but sting you?
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Well, yeah but this thread was called irrational fears
I guess that one is quite irrational, I just hate that they seem to fly sort of uncontrolled and are pretty unpredictable. I don't know, can't really explain it ... |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon May 21, 2007 11:07 am |
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You won't want to read about the giant Japanese hornet, then.... |
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"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon May 21, 2007 11:15 am |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue May 22, 2007 3:18 am |
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I have a new irrational fear, not sure if it's that irrational though...
Mods deleting stuff.
(Oh, and SP getting a better fan than me.) |
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letsplay419
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 41
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Tue May 22, 2007 3:31 am |
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replace water in the water sprinker with pepper spray and put it above
I'd love to do that, but my husband isn't a dog person.
I wish I could install things around the permiter of my house that shoots out pepper spray if certain areas are breached & a loudspeaker comes on (preferably of Samuel L. Jackson) shouting "GET THE F*CK OFF MY PROPERTY OR I'LL KILL YOU B*TCH"...if I could have a camera system too recording the whole thing so I could put it on YouTube & give it to the cops for evidence that would be great too. I'm not entirely joking either, I've actually spent time trying to figure out how to accomplish the auto-pepper spray aspect.[/quote] |
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fistymus
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 254
Location: Under my hat, wearing my moustache
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Tue May 22, 2007 12:45 pm |
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Wasps
Nuff said |
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Reprob8
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Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Tue May 22, 2007 1:43 pm |
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Revolving doors. I'm not kidding, the things terrify me. I literally break out into a cold sweat and almost hyperventilate when I'm forced to go through one. When I was a kid, I broke my arm going through one (my brother's fault - the prick ). I've never been able to shake my fear of them since. |
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BonneSource
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Joined: 03 May 2007
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Tue May 22, 2007 2:31 pm |
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^^^ Don't like those either.
I've been stuck in them more then once now. It SUCKS . |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue May 22, 2007 2:36 pm |
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I was nearly killed by a freight elevator when I was in college. Only a miracle saved me.
I expected to be afraid of elevators from then on, but it was quite the opposite. Ducking death seemed to sweep away most of my self-preservation fears.
Now my deepest fears center on the people I love. |
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Radden
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
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Tue May 22, 2007 4:51 pm |
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I only trust revolving doors at hospitals |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Tue May 22, 2007 8:55 pm |
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Escalators are pretty scary.
Just think about it: if one breaks down when you're riding on it, you're stuck between two floors in some crappy department store all night until the electrician comes and fixes it.
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it wasn't me
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Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue May 22, 2007 8:58 pm |
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^^ call me an excersize freak, but then couldn't you just walk down it? |
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kleindoofy
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Tue May 22, 2007 8:59 pm |
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^^^^ That would be cheating. |
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