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Seven of Nine
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Fri May 18, 2007 2:45 pm |
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^^^ Had to read your post twice then
Ms Vacuous Head may learn some more useful skills too. 3 weeks of latrine scrubbing might help with the reformation process, especially if her head is used as the brush
BTW, does anyone know if tubal ligations and vasectomies are performed in the big house? It's just a thought, perhaps <strike>some residents</strike> society might benefit in years to come |
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Roycropper
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Fri May 18, 2007 2:49 pm |
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/\/\ Some people in Germany started out with sterilization, then got way too radical.
Someone explain to me why Paris is the second most hated woman in the USA?
I find blond and very rich quite attractive, somehow.
Noone should be immune from being thrown in the slammer though, even senior government officials. |
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Seven of Nine
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harrya
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Fri May 18, 2007 11:23 pm |
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Roy
maybe you and I are just gold diggers, blond & rich, brunette & rich I don't care she can come play at my house anytime.
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Someone explain to me why Paris is the second most hated woman in the USA? |
She's blond & rich |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri May 18, 2007 11:27 pm |
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I wonder how much the newspapers will have to pay for that first picture of her in her prison clothes in her cell. Somebody's going to take that picture and sell it.
How much? >$100,000 or <$100,000 ?? |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
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Fri May 18, 2007 11:30 pm |
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Her first prison uniform will be specially created for her by Karl Lagerfeld |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat May 19, 2007 12:04 am |
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Minds me of Zsa Zsa in her designer arrows outfit
Still in my first few baits. Couldn't get my head round how someone ( my character ) who had money could be so dumb as to screw up so many WU transfers and still have thousands to send to unknown people in foreign climes.
Then up popped Paris
ah, get it now..... |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sat May 19, 2007 8:15 am |
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harrya wrote: |
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Someone explain to me why Paris is the second most hated woman in the USA? |
She's blond & rich |
Personally, I dislike her for being a waste of space, not because she's blonde and rich. Though I suspect she can't be as dumb as she makes out, otherwise her family would have her locked up in a nice comfortable 'rest home'. |
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breadcrumb
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Sat May 19, 2007 9:39 am |
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Personally, I dislike her for being a waste of space |
naaahh...come on...she really isn�t that MUCH of a waste of space, as skinny as she is |
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Hekate
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Sat May 19, 2007 10:12 am |
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^ True - if she was ever caught by cannibals, they'd throw her back! |
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llamedos
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:40 pm |
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...and she's out after a mere 3 days
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070607/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton
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was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem |
It's called "thirst" |
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e6ffdyr0
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Joined: 14 Jun 2005
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:09 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
Some people in Germany started out with sterilization, then got way too radical. |
can't you leave the old stories out of this?
Roycropper wrote: |
Someone explain to me why Paris is the second most hated woman in the USA? |
there is a TV format called simple live in Germany and that makes her the 2nd most hated female in Germany (giving way only for Kiara Ohoven).
I find blond and very rich quite attractive, too. But it should at least contain some brain and not act like the village bike of the whole planet.
@llamedos
unspecified medical problem ... |
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jojobean
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:23 pm |
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was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem |
Since when has a list of venereal diseases gotten people out of their jail time. |
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YeaWhatever
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:32 pm |
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So she gets to spend the rest of her jail term in a mansion?
I have a theory as to why Al Queda wants to kill all Americans. They have TVs that only get a couple of channels, MTV and VH1. And all they see is the stupid BS that has infected American pop-culture. Shows like the "Real World", "The Simple Life", "My Sweet 16", etc... and of course, a healthy dose of this snobby, spoiled-rotten, piece of shit, Paris Hilton.
If any of you out there reading this are members of Al Queda, please contact your local cable provider and see if you can't get a few more channels, hopefully, some of the worth-while ones. There is more to the US than Paris Hilton. |
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jojobean
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:59 pm |
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I think that is a great theory YW. I just wonder what legitimate people in Hollywood think about them, not that there are too many. But actors who are just normal people. It seems this entire younger generation of actors are attention whores and self-serving people. I look at them and just feel repulsed that there are indeed young people that hold them in high esteem. It shows what is to become of future generations I guess.
Also, before people begin to think that I am an old, grumpy man- I am only 24. |
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Corona
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:12 pm |
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YeaWhatever
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:17 pm |
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jojo,
So you are a young, grumpy man then? |
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jojobean
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:22 pm |
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coronalight wrote: |
Do you like older women? |
Actually, yes (for reasons that YW just pointed out). My wife is 7 years older. |
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Corona
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:23 pm |
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JMRazor
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:28 pm |
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llamedos wrote: |
...and she's out after a mere 3 days |
Actually, she gets credit for 5. She went in Sunday night and gets released on Thursday morning -- she has very savvy lawyers (goes without saying). |
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jojobean
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:51 pm |
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@coronalight,
Thanks for the appreciation!
Not a big fan of those lawyers there... it seems there are two sets of laws. One for the rich, one for the rest. |
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FiveForces
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:52 pm |
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I think it fucking sucks that she was let out early and "has to spend the rest of her sentence at home". She only had 23 days in the first place! No non-celebrity would get off so light. Grrrr.... |
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JMRazor
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:02 pm |
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There are two rumors going around now as to the cause for early re-assignment:
1. She suffered from sort of stress-induced body rash which caused the prison officials to think twice about keeping her in lock-up given the already added pressure of housing a celebutante therein; and
2. It wasn't a physical but mental breakdown (i.e. the poor-little-rich-girl couldn't hack prison). It is also rumored that she did not have to undergo the standard cavity search upon entry (it was a more um, relaxed version).
Either way, don't blame the lawyers (they're paid to do the best job they can for their client -- mission accomplished). Blame the system of overcrowded prisons combined with celebrity (although what she's done to deserve the status is still unclear) worship inherent in the U.S. but particularly SoCal. |
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jojobean
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:07 pm |
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^^^
I only said that to get a rise out of you Razor! I can understand that their job is to find and exploit the loopholes in our legal system. I know it is a systematic problem that sentences can be bought and sold. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:15 pm |
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FiveForces wrote: |
No non-celebrity would get off so light. Grrrr.... |
Paris Hilton a celebrity? And there's me thinking it was a hotel.
Allegedly, the prison guards painted all her cell bars to resemble penis's to make her feel at home. Her dentist is over the moon! |
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