Dr Who v The Zylons ?

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:33 pm

I'm trying hard to avoid any more baits BUT sometimes I find there are irresistable idiots who just murmur 'Come bait me - I'm going to be fun'

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.......we are bless with we have gold and Time in commercial quatity

Well I don't have a lot of either, but if you're a Time Lord, I'll accept your offer to come visit Very Happy

as long as it's using the Tardis.

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.....due to the tools has been detrolated since the period of time the war lasted

This wouldn't be a problem if Dr Who were there because he has his sonic screwdriver. I've decided I'm going in as Dr Who, but first I'll check that I'm not overdoing the coffee.

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......gave refuge all the Liberian who ran from war zoon,there i seek for assylon

Zoons AND Assylons - it's worse than I thought Shocked

The Doctor to the recue Laughing

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:36 pm

Think of the money you could make if you could buy cheap time in commercial quantities, and resell it to stressed out punters.

You could make a fortune.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:41 pm

I think you can only buy it in minute quantities.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:55 pm

This guy is an imbecile and believe me, I'm an expert - errrrr Laughing

I am now [email protected] - somehow I think I'm safe from google with this mugu.

I'm not sure if I'm titled or double-barrelled. I'll see how impressed he is and leave it open to interpretation. No - I won't - I'm overdue a mention in the honours list. I'm Dr Tim - Lord of Who.

I'll suck up to him and his impressive business proposal - whatever the frealkng hell it is. If he sucks back - I'll adopt him.

He's located in Cote d'Ivoire and obviously in need of my care and protection Surely the quickest way to start a mine there is to jump up and down in an open field. Let's see.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:18 pm

Gold is a good investment. I know that you have a bank whee the mugu can go and collect the cash deposit. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Otterfan wrote:

I think you can only buy it in minute quantities.

Not if you are willing to buy seconds.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:59 am

Being a Time Lord gives you whole new possibilities, you can answer his next e-mail before he sends it. And if he doesn't then send it you'll have to slap him and it'll cause a temporal paradox.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:04 am

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Charles Buxton
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

So they must have a time factory. I wonder how they package it before they ship? A jiffy bag wouldn't be good enough, it would leak everywhere, wasting time.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 377

You could be Tim - lord of Hoo

http://www.hoomarina.com/

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:20 am

Thanks Jeff - I'll probably use it - though

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This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

myway doesn't seem to like googlemail - so I signed up on yahoo Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:19 am

I like this one, he works back to front. His English is better than in his original scam mail. Very Happy

Still, if it were any worse I wouldn't have a clue what he's on about.

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Doc, (that's an awfully familiar way to address a Time Lord don't you think ?)

My mine is located in Kampamas (mmmm - Mr Google thinks you're telling porkies) some kilo meters from Monrovia the capital city of Liberia.

l have 350kg at the stock right now at the rate of $10 per gram,all the government papersfor export intact.

lf you re ready for partnership let me have your Number.

You can reach me on +225-0676-****.
We@h.

Slow down buddy. Calling a Time Lord is a privelege you earn, and I want to know how this mine investment has turned into a gold dust scam.

A few lessons in genteel etiquette and decorum for this one methinks.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 377

A good delay you could use on this one would be to blame delays on the fact your old assistant Rose vanished, really leaving you in the lurch and you are having to train the new girl Martha while working at the same time.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:05 pm

I dismissed him as a time waster and demoted him to contacting my secretary and butler - Bertie Wooster - I know it should be Jeeves, but it's artistic license.

So I just get a word for word repeat - ignorant shite. Okey dokey - I'm shooting way over his head at the moment, and this is going to confuse him greatly, but I want to test his writing and comprehension skills.

If I blow him off I have set up a baiter group for future use.

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Dear Sir

His Lordship has directed me to handle all correspondence received from yourself and I must admit you seem to have rubbed him up the wrong way with your manner.

You probably don't know, but at this time of year, in the rutting season his Lordship has a lot to contend with and becomes exceedingly short tempered and impatient, though as a Doctor of Divinity he should show a little more Christian compassion.

If you can elucidate your proposition more fluently I can seek to press your case with his Lordship, and perhaps I could negotiate some small recompense with yourself. I think you will find it very advantageous to have me working on the inside for you to pull this deal off, and I can assure you that he puts great trust in my recommendations.

Please get back to me as soon as you can with some idea of how you would like to proceed and I'll see what I can persuade his Lordship to accept.

Please treat this arrangement as most confidential, and if you try to contact his Lordship to tell him what I offered you, I will do all I can to make sure your deal fails.

Best wishes

Bertie Wooster - Butler and PA to his Lordship Doctor Who,

(Time Lord)

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:01 pm

Gomer, it's a bit late I know, but your Lad is doing some sort of cross-over here. If it's Zylons you're up against, then it's Bill Adama you should be...

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:29 pm

Shame you didn't sign off as "The Doctor" I'd have been willing to lay money down the reply would have come back "Dear Mr The" Laughing

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:31 pm

I told you Yastreb I like to mix up stories.

I just rang him as Bertie Wooster the Time Lords faithful butler - it's like the Joey from Friends version of fiction. Very Happy

It must be about 1.20 am there and his wife sounds very nice, and he sounds like his e-mails - ignorant. Maybe I'll try schmoozing her if he goes out and leaves the phone behind. Cool

I don't think he was up for fun with Bertie and he put the phone down on me. He'll pay for that.

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 12:21 am

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I told you Yastreb I like to mix up stories.

Well, so did the Lad!

If you need some assistance with transport, your old buddy Bill Adama from the Colonies might be able to help...