Cunning Plan, I need lawyer even to turn down Lotto money

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:12 pm

I've taken on baiting a lot of Lotto lads to test how close to insanity I can push myself and I am being a little wasteful to any who don't behave, but this one's gone up in my estimation - as a prize twonk. Laughing

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I PRAY (too late I gotcha) THIS MAIL MEET YOU IN GOOD STATE OF MIND(if only you knew), I HAVE GIVEN YOU THE EMAIL OF THE COURIER COMPANY THAT IS HOLDING YOUR WINNINGS AND WILL BE DELIVERD TO YOUR DOOR STEP (try the mail box, that extra step will make all the difference to me) WITHOUT ANY DELAY AND IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT INTRESTED GO TO COURT AND GET A LATTER OF REFULSAL FOR ME (errr can you run that by me again or are you speaking with your mouth full ?) SO THAT I CAN RETURN BACK YOUR INTERNATIONAL BANK DRAFT AND A BMW CAR TO OUR HEARD OFFICE.
IF YOU STILL INSITES (that's illegal and leads to hereditary defects, especially lack of intelligence) IN COLECTING YOUR CLAIMS PLS CONTACT THE FEDEX COURIER COMPANY IMMEDIATELY

Well, if a Lad offers me a new game to play, I'm up for it. Let's try the 'letter of refulsal' route.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:40 pm

What if the 'court' refuses to allow you to turn it down Shocked

And what about the taxman Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:43 pm

Anything that is going to court will clearly require forms to be filled out!

I think that I am going to just start refusing on all of those lotto lads as well.

On another note why do they even respond to you when you are refusing the prize? Seems to me that even if they are not thinking you for a baiter that there is no money to be made....

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:47 pm

The Man wrote:

... no money to be made....

filing fees for their barrister and local courts to accept.........service charges for the banks to review and redo documentation..... surely several other things.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:51 pm

Lawyer fees. It's demented Lad logic. He's put his special stupid hat on so I know he's a fun one. I had other plans, but this Lads not read the Lotto Lad rule book, and he's headed into unknown territory.

I just reply - 'thank you for your assistance, let me know what I must do', followed by painful crunching of gears as he has to use his lower function body organ (brain).

I want a properly drawn up REFULSAL FORM - or he gets nothing.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:44 am

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On another note why do they even respond to you when you are refusing the prize? Seems to me that even if they are not thinking you for a baiter that there is no money to be made....

It's called a "take away close". It is used by salesmen to lend sincerity to the deal. For instance if they KNOW you want the car (for example) really bad but are just negotiating price, they will say "Well I don't think this is the right car for you. Thanks for coming by, have a good day." hoping that you go "WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE THERE BUDDY, I'll take it."

I'ts "sales 101" stuff. Basic but salesmen do it to you all the time and you don't even know it.

Always,
B. A. Ware

P.S. If you want to know about the "puppy dog close" I will be here all week Smile

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:19 am

I took a used car salesman out for a test drive once in a high performance Ralliart Diamante.
He wasn't able to close anything by the time we got back to the yard, his mouth, his eyes, his 'deal' . . .

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I've been baiting a lotto lad for over two months now. I told him I didn't want it, weeks ago, he sent me the form, then I changed my mind. He just sent me a form to fill out saying I don't want the money. He's not asking for any money tho. I told him to fill it out himself because he has all the information and as for the reason it is his imcompetence that is standing in the way of a successful conclusion.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:52 pm

this lad probably needs a manual with lots of pictures just to touch himself

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:01 am

I have only ever baited a few Lotto Lads. The main reason being the time taken to fill in their request for information. However experience tends to teach me that they probably don't read the returned info. Hardly anyone else does! I have thought of a standard document full of rubbish. You know, one form filled in fits all. Any thoughts, anyone??

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:06 am

I took on 40 Lotto Lads at once, and wouldn't have been able to do it without this wheeze every time they wanted a passport or form filling in

They want a passport - rename the file passport, they want personal details - rename the file personal details. It was created using DigitalOnes tool.

Simple, effective, and saves you time and irritates the Lads - and only one Lad didn't believe it was a proper Windows warning message out of 40.

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