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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:07 pm |
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udaycosby
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 19
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:07 pm |
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I like that little Phillipine tangent. Bizarre!
edit: You can call me "3". Genius. |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:17 pm |
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Thanks for all the wonderful 419Eater support!
Coincidentally, this is the same bossy, arrogant lad I've been wrestling with in another thread. He deserves everyone's love.
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You spoke with The Master last night. He was most displeased with you. Many DEMONS have visited you since then. More DEMONS will visit you unless you deliver SOULS as OUR DARK LORD has COMMANDED.
You have 7 days to DELIVER THE SOULS.
Jesus can't help you now. You SOUL belongs to SATAN, ruler of the Dark Worlds. Jesus was a false prophet and is now roasting in HELL with the TRUE MASTER.
I am one of Satan's DEMONS and will personally torment you once you arrive in HELLFIRE.
Remember -- SEVEN DAYS.
DEMONICUS DIABOLICUS |
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_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:29 pm |
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Raisin Mak and I are old friends,
He is truly one of the dumbest lads I have ever met
I have 3 baits going with him right now. CLICKY |
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:34 pm |
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mail.com has a "diciples.com" extention if any one is interested.
The devil's daughter just wrote and offered to help spare him. If he replies what would you like me to ask him to do for you???? |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:59 pm |
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@B. A. Ware,
What's funny/ironic is I got Raisin Mak's email addy from your thread.
What goes around comes around. It is his Karma to be baited. Must have led a mis-spent life. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:00 pm |
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I'm afraid it's 5mb which is only a small edit of the 20+ minute conversation he had with a slightly eccentric Devil - and he didn't catch on he was just talking to a soundboard. He's a gem
http://www.mediamax.com/pyle_gomer/Hosted/Beelzebub4.mp3
Ooops it looks as if 419 weasel and I found the same soundboard
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
Last edited by GomerPyle on Wed May 16, 2007 6:06 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:00 pm |
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~icrighthruU,
The ol' debbil wants nothing but Souls, man. I need the souls! |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:09 pm |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:11 pm |
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Gomer -- what is also funny, is I used the same soundboard on him last night and he doesn't seem to notice the phrases ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. The "devil" spoke with him at length -- 15 minutes or so. Covered the same ground.
What a dumbass.
When my devil called, I could hear roosters crowing in the background. I figure it was about 5-6am local time. Roosters are a nice touch....
He sounds pretty cranky! Jeez.... |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:24 pm |
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I've just listened through weasels calls - boy there were funny. By the end of 2 I had tears running down my cheeks. Just thinking about them makes me laugh out loud, and I don't often do that.
Number one she took part in a bible meeting and for most of Number two he seemed to be trying to scare devils from the phone and then seemed to go into witchcraft mode.
I wonder what other soundboards are out there ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed May 16, 2007 7:17 pm |
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ROTFLMAO
1 question...WTF is he talking to Satan?? Let Satan call my house & he will get hung up on. I sent him another email as my character who is trying ot recruit him to fill out research surveys for top $$. I'll send him another email from Satan tonight. Maybe my bait charater can convince him that Satan has infiltrated her computer and is sending him the emails. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Wed May 16, 2007 7:20 pm |
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Stop it! My stomach hurts! I've never laughed so hard in my life... |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Posted:
Wed May 16, 2007 7:46 pm |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
I wonder what other soundboards are out there ? |
Some of my favorites are a Joe Pesci in Goodfellas ("do you think.... I'M FUNNY?") and a Robert Dinero. |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 16, 2007 8:14 pm |
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Weasel -- very, very funny stuff. By the time you call as a "real" victim he is so wacked he can barely speak coherently.
You do a great job of keeping your cool. I'd be busting up. Same skill SBC has when doing Borat.
"The embarrassment I receive from your country" -- LOL.
"You speak like a ghost"
Oooh -- "shut up. you're a woman." "You don't want to obey me!" Yikes! Sexist pig! What a jackass.
Should a real, real victim call, he's not going to get much traction with them, going off on the "holy ghost fire", "amen" and churchy ravings.
Joe Pesci is coming his way for sure and ol' Joe has a very foul mouth. He is a mafioso after all.
edit: not answering his phone anymore.
I sent him an ASEM from a "real" victim to prod him along. Not nice shutting off your phone!
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Please keep me informed about the status of our business. I've tried calling you on your phone and either it's always busy or some crazy, raving lunatic answers yelling "Holy Ghost Fire" whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Listen, if you are serious about our business transaction, I need to speak with you on the phone, today. I'm a very busy man and don't have time for childish games. If you really can deliver the goods, I'm more than happy to pay the fees, but until I get to speak with you, I can't do business.
This is your number, is it not? +229 93 864769
Regards,
L33k M!h@sh0l |
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_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 16, 2007 10:46 pm |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Wed May 16, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Muaaaahahaha!!! This is my favorite modality bar none!
Is this the same mugu who shouted HOLY GHOST FIRE!! over and over into the phone when a recording of a growling rant by some hambone wrestler was played to him? |
_________________ I'm here to bait mugus and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta bubblegum. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed May 16, 2007 11:57 pm |
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Hey, is there any way you can call one of my lads who isn't taking to the mass bait? He deserves a few calls from Satan He can be reached at .
EDIT: Or if you could arrange for Satan to send my lad a nice email I know he'd really appreciate it! It's . |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:27 am |
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Not answering the phone at the moment...
Neither is the prime suspect of this thread. Gone to ground it seems. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu May 17, 2007 10:52 am |
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@thefife Consider it sent. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:15 pm |
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I rang our Devil worshipper again using Samuel L Jackson this time and he started praying again
It sounded as if he was in bed and hardly awake. I don't think he's gettng much sleep.
.....at least he's answering, even if he isn't as perky as he was. I'll see if I can pick a sample out. It was a bit like the Omen - playing the soundboard as he prayed. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 12:23 pm |
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if the idiot keeps at the phone he wont be able to get to the cafe to answer the emails from Satan lololololololol |
_________________ Click here to support 419Eater.com
mentally masturbate the wee tards
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu May 17, 2007 2:50 pm |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 17, 2007 3:25 pm |
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@jgalt
Thanks for trying him...at least I can say I tried to call him & he didn't pick up
@ Jeltz
Thank you very much!
@GP
Any audio of Sam Jackson? That might be scarier than the Satan soundboard LMAO |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Thu May 17, 2007 3:33 pm |
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re: 419Weasels latest audio - whats with the lad giving what soulds like commands to artillery?
Holy Ghoooost.... FIRE!
Holy Ghoooost.... FIRE!
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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