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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Wed May 16, 2007 11:45 pm |
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My buddy Charles Soludo helps me out:
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PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT FROM THE LATEST MEETING THIS MORNING AT THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY WHERE ALL STAKE HOLDERS WERE INVOLVED INCLUDING THE DIPLOMATIC UNIT.
THE FOLLOWING AGREEMENTS WERE REACHED:
BELOW ARE THE AGREED CASH PAYMENT CENTRES ACCORDING TO REGIONS AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO TRAVEL TO EITHER OF THIS CENTRES WHERE YOU WILL SIGN YOUR CASH PAYMENT DOCUMENTS AND THEREBY RECIEVE YOUR PART PAYMENT OF US$5. MILLION.
1. FOR THOSE WITHIN THE ASSIAN CONTINENT, THE PAYMENT CENTRE IS:MALAYSIA
2. FOR THOSE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM, THE PAYMENT CENTRE IS:LONDON
3. FOR THOSE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE PAYMENT CENTRE IS: AMERICA
4. FOR THOSE IN THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES,THE PAYMENT CENTRE IS: HOLLAND
5. FOR THOSE IN THE AFRICAN COUNTRIES,THE PAYMENT CENTRE IS: LONDON AND THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES.
SO YOU ARE TO MAKE YOUR CHOICE OF PAYMENT CENTRE AT ANY OF THE CENTRES SO THAT WE CAN FORWARD THE CONTACT OF THE CENTRE TO YOU FOR THE IMMEDIATE PAYMENT. |
Well that certainly narrows it down. I can't believe how convenient that payment center is for me... |
_________________ "YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Wed May 16, 2007 11:53 pm |
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Wow, your exact location. How convienient! |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:42 am |
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I hope you wrote him back and said, Great! I know RIGHT where that is!!!! |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu May 17, 2007 1:23 am |
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That is just around the corner from me if you need me to pop in and pick up your check. I tell you what I will deposit the check into my account and WU you the money, but keep 53% for me, 18% for expenses and taxes and the remaining 23% to you? Of course there is just this form that you have to fill out.... |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
x2
<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:36 am |
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That exact same letter was posted on here a few days ago. Buggered if I can find it though. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Thu May 17, 2007 1:29 pm |
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Wow, you need my check lad; after I had a problem using my made up WU location, he preceded to send me an email with 7 WU locations in my vicinity (without being asked either!). Now that is service! |
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Kelv1n
Sandra, Owerri to Lagos 18+ months | Oga Mark - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal
N4ncy & Yeb0ah - Accra to Abidjan | Barrister Stone 13+ months
PD Results: x18
AS Results: x4
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu May 17, 2007 1:56 pm |
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THE ASSIAN CONTINENT |
Is that the lost continent? |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Thu May 17, 2007 2:02 pm |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Thu May 17, 2007 2:35 pm |
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Damn...I have to change my handle to ASSIANGUY for the second time this month... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Frank Horrigan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Posts: 86
Location: Noveau Sheeplande
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Thu May 17, 2007 10:14 pm |
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Sucks if you live in South Africa, now THAT'S a safari and a half. |
_________________ Vault Dweller : So, how did you survive?
Harold: Didn't! Got killed! |
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