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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:07 pm

Howling at these!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 19

I like that little Phillipine tangent. Bizarre! Laughing

edit: You can call me "3". Genius. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:17 pm

Thanks for all the wonderful 419Eater support!

Coincidentally, this is the same bossy, arrogant lad I've been wrestling with in another thread. He deserves everyone's love.

Quote:

You spoke with The Master last night. He was most displeased with you. Many DEMONS have visited you since then. More DEMONS will visit you unless you deliver SOULS as OUR DARK LORD has COMMANDED.

You have 7 days to DELIVER THE SOULS.

Jesus can't help you now. You SOUL belongs to SATAN, ruler of the Dark Worlds. Jesus was a false prophet and is now roasting in HELL with the TRUE MASTER.

I am one of Satan's DEMONS and will personally torment you once you arrive in HELLFIRE.

Remember -- SEVEN DAYS.

DEMONICUS DIABOLICUS

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:29 pm

Raisin Mak and I are old friends,

He is truly one of the dumbest lads I have ever met

I have 3 baits going with him right now. CLICKY

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:34 pm

mail.com has a "diciples.com" extention if any one is interested.
The devil's daughter just wrote and offered to help spare him. If he replies what would you like me to ask him to do for you???? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:59 pm

@B. A. Ware,

What's funny/ironic is I got Raisin Mak's email addy from your thread.

What goes around comes around. It is his Karma to be baited. Must have led a mis-spent life.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:00 pm

I'm afraid it's 5mb which is only a small edit of the 20+ minute conversation he had with a slightly eccentric Devil - and he didn't catch on he was just talking to a soundboard. He's a gem Laughing

http://www.mediamax.com/pyle_gomer/Hosted/Beelzebub4.mp3

Ooops it looks as if 419 weasel and I found the same soundboard Embarassed

That's even funnier Laughing

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:00 pm

~icrighthruU,

The ol' debbil wants nothing but Souls, man. I need the souls!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:09 pm

its fun to mentally masturbate the retards-Bless their pointed little heads

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:11 pm

Gomer -- what is also funny, is I used the same soundboard on him last night and he doesn't seem to notice the phrases ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. The "devil" spoke with him at length -- 15 minutes or so. Covered the same ground.

What a dumbass.

When my devil called, I could hear roosters crowing in the background. I figure it was about 5-6am local time. Roosters are a nice touch....

He sounds pretty cranky! Jeez....

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:24 pm

I've just listened through weasels calls - boy there were funny. By the end of 2 I had tears running down my cheeks. Just thinking about them makes me laugh out loud, and I don't often do that.

Number one she took part in a bible meeting and for most of Number two he seemed to be trying to scare devils from the phone and then seemed to go into witchcraft mode.

I wonder what other soundboards are out there ? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:17 pm

ROTFLMAO

1 question...WTF is he talking to Satan?? Let Satan call my house & he will get hung up on. I sent him another email as my character who is trying ot recruit him to fill out research surveys for top $$. I'll send him another email from Satan tonight. Maybe my bait charater can convince him that Satan has infiltrated her computer and is sending him the emails. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:20 pm

Stop it! My stomach hurts! I've never laughed so hard in my life...

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:46 pm

GomerPyle wrote:

I wonder what other soundboards are out there ? Twisted Evil

Some of my favorites are a Joe Pesci in Goodfellas ("do you think.... I'M FUNNY?") and a Robert Dinero.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:14 pm

Weasel -- very, very funny stuff. By the time you call as a "real" victim he is so wacked he can barely speak coherently.

You do a great job of keeping your cool. I'd be busting up. Same skill SBC has when doing Borat.

"The embarrassment I receive from your country" -- LOL.

"You speak like a ghost"

Oooh -- "shut up. you're a woman." "You don't want to obey me!" Yikes! Sexist pig! What a jackass.

Should a real, real victim call, he's not going to get much traction with them, going off on the "holy ghost fire", "amen" and churchy ravings.

Joe Pesci is coming his way for sure and ol' Joe has a very foul mouth. He is a mafioso after all.

edit: not answering his phone anymore. Crying or Very sad

I sent him an ASEM from a "real" victim to prod him along. Not nice shutting off your phone!

Quote:

Please keep me informed about the status of our business. I've tried calling you on your phone and either it's always busy or some crazy, raving lunatic answers yelling "Holy Ghost Fire" whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.

Listen, if you are serious about our business transaction, I need to speak with you on the phone, today. I'm a very busy man and don't have time for childish games. If you really can deliver the goods, I'm more than happy to pay the fees, but until I get to speak with you, I can't do business.

This is your number, is it not? +229 93 864769

Regards,

L33k M!h@sh0l

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:46 pm

The lad has more abuse comnig if I have a bad night at work.. 12 hour shifts in a noisy factory makes one cranky, you know.. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:14 pm

Muaaaahahaha!!! This is my favorite modality bar none!

Is this the same mugu who shouted HOLY GHOST FIRE!! over and over into the phone when a recording of a growling rant by some hambone wrestler was played to him?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:57 pm

Hey, is there any way you can call one of my lads who isn't taking to the mass bait? He deserves a few calls from Satan Twisted Evil

He can be reached at .

EDIT: Or if you could arrange for Satan to send my lad a nice email I know he'd really appreciate it! It's .

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:27 am

Not answering the phone at the moment...

Neither is the prime suspect of this thread. Gone to ground it seems.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:52 am

@thefife Consider it sent. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:15 pm

I rang our Devil worshipper again using Samuel L Jackson this time and he started praying again

It sounded as if he was in bed and hardly awake. I don't think he's gettng much sleep. Twisted Evil

.....at least he's answering, even if he isn't as perky as he was. I'll see if I can pick a sample out. It was a bit like the Omen - playing the soundboard as he prayed.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:23 pm

if the idiot keeps at the phone he wont be able to get to the cafe to answer the emails from Satan lololololololol

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:50 pm

I had a bad night at work.. So I decided to have a couple of beers.... Then I thought it would be fun to call this thread's original namesake.. Twisted Evil

An intoxicated called in, strung him along for a couple of minutes then put the lad on hold.. That's when Satan chimed in. He told Satan to shut up.. Laughing

At one point, it sounded like they fought over the phone in the cafe.

NSFW - about 15 min long.

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/minge_and_satan_call_religious_lad.mp3

EDIT: What attachment is he talking about? Anyone care to share it with the rest of us? Laughing

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:25 pm

@jgalt
Thanks for trying him...at least I can say I tried to call him & he didn't pick up

@ Jeltz
Thank you very much!

@GP
Any audio of Sam Jackson? That might be scarier than the Satan soundboard LMAO Laughing

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:33 pm

re: 419Weasels latest audio - whats with the lad giving what soulds like commands to artillery?

Holy Ghoooost.... FIRE!
Holy Ghoooost.... FIRE!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Laughing