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voodoo billy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
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Wed May 16, 2007 9:05 am |
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Shortest one I have ever had.
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PLEASE DEAR I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE...
- M. Rose Koffi |
Seen it all now.  |
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ATTENTION YOU FOOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD - [email protected]
MAY YOU REMAIN LAZY AND RENT COLLECTOR THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE - as above
I WILL MAKE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I WILL GO TO OUT SHRINE TO
LEAN COURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY - as above |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 16, 2007 9:20 am |
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dizzy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 13
Location: Beneath the tarmac, a garden...
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Wed May 16, 2007 10:32 am |
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She should try "hlp plz", no sense in needless typing!  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed May 16, 2007 10:56 am |
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Speed baiting, I like it. Just reply..."OK". 
I've baited Rose Koffi before. Don't know if it's the same one though. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
 x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Septic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Trying to keep a foothold on the planet!
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Wed May 16, 2007 1:13 pm |
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Received the same. Couldn't resist it and replied:
Why? |
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My doctor told me to cut my sex-life by half. But which half - thinking about it or talking about it? |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:21 pm |
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just got this from Ch@l3s S0lud0.
Actual email incl header is
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Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: by 10.100.125.18 with SMTP id x18cs141169anc;
Wed, 16 May 2007 09:55:15 -0700 (PDT)
Received: by 10.114.14.1 with SMTP id 1mr2323738wan.1179334514724;
Wed, 16 May 2007 09:55:14 -0700 (PDT)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from relay.globoweb.com.br (mx.arktec.com.br [200.157.209.72])
by mx.google.com with ESMTP id g9si3743090wra.2007.05.16.09.55.13;
Wed, 16 May 2007 09:55:14 -0700 (PDT)
Received-SPF: fail (google.com: domain of [email protected] does not designate 200.157.209.72 as permitted sender)
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
Received: from redemundial04 ([200.157.209.124])
by relay.globoweb.com.br (Merak 7.5.2) with SMTP id WYF44903
for <[email protected]>; Wed, 16 May 2007 13:55:12 -0300
Date: Wed, 16 May 2007 13:52:46 -0300
Subject: VERY URGENT
To: [email protected]
From: PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit |
Does that qualify as the shortest? |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed May 16, 2007 7:14 pm |
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^^^Leave him alone. He's a very busy man. What do you expect? |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 16, 2007 9:07 pm |
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I've had two messages from a (Lad lawyer in Senegal) that were totally blank.
After the first I told him:
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As you can see, you message to me was blank - empty of content - devoid of words.
Please reply in such a way that I have something to write you about.
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It didn't work... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 16, 2007 10:39 pm |
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Finbarr Saunders
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 230
Location: Fulchester
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:46 am |
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redshoes17 is baiting him, he wants $655 to ship a credit card and I'm waiting for a call from him. It amazes me how often baiters on here find they're baiting the same lad, it's either a huge coincidence or else we're winning the battle  |
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"May God Cancel you as you cancel this transaction in Jesus name amen" - Michael Smith
"we give out the loan at 2% interest rate anally" - Mr Gerrad
"May Okaja shrine kill u and ur house hold. Monkey." - Robert James
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