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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 16, 2007 4:57 am |
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Just had Satan give this guy a call. He's quite spooked and kept saying things like "blood of Jesus" and "are you a ghost", etc.
+229 93 864769
His phone kept breaking up and as a result he was hard to hear. I recorded it but due to the breakup, not worth posting. Still a fun guy to discuss issues with.
He does not like talk about souls and the prince of darkness.
Deep, scary voices seem to be effective. |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:25 am |
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You should post it!!! Just the little part you said made me LOL |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:44 am |
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Do you have his email? We can bombard him with emails from Satan and his disciples! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:01 am |
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On the posting -- sorry, I deleted it. Quality standards not met and all. You know how it goes. It was really broken up. Too bad -- there was some comedy there. Even tried a couple of times and it was a bad connection each time.
On the email address, it just turns out that I do have an email address.
Having Satan (and his imps. Don't forget the imps.) following up should be interesting.
Something along the lines of "The Demon called you last night and wants your soul ....blah, blah, blah)"
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_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:39 am |
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This can't be the same guy I've had twig before...
Assuming it's the same guy as I know, he's got certain morality issues. He got all jittery when I mentioned drugs and gay sex - didn't even want to talk to me after that for some reason. Let's see if he bites on the old Church of Satanic Penguin preacher!
If he's not the same guy... just as good. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:39 am |
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Yes, it is time. It is time for you to relinquish your soul to the Demon Master. The Master sees all, knows all, and hears all. The Master spoke to you on the phone, and heard your fear. Yes, the Demon Master loves your fear. The Master and his imps are waiting for you beyond the Gates of Hell. Give in to your fear, and let the Master and his Imps feed on it. You have no recourse. Your soul and your spirit belong to the Master. The Master's imps will chew on your toes, leaving you with bloody stumps that will please the Master. You do want to please the Master, don't you? YOU MUST PLEASE THE MASTER! Join us in our cesspool of evil, where you will help the Demon Master bring ever more souls into his kingdom of pain.
We await you.
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_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:55 am |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed May 16, 2007 8:09 am |
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Your lad just received an email from God, who is rather upset with his thieving ways and has therefore given his immortal soul to Satan. |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Wed May 16, 2007 8:11 am |
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Beelzebub just called him
I don't think he was pleased but we had a chat - talked about his soul
He seemed upset - I think it was when I told him I'd steal his soul when he slept - touchy and very easy to wind up |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed May 16, 2007 8:20 am |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
I think it was when I told him I'd steal his soul when he slept |
No need for stealing it, his soul is now Satan's property (according to the email I sent him). Feel free to tell him that God has seen fit to turn his soul over to you. |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Wed May 16, 2007 8:27 am |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
Beelzebub just called him |
No I didn't... I'd like to though.
I wish people would stop taking my name in vain... |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed May 16, 2007 9:21 am |
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I think he was quite keen actually
http://www.mediamax.com/pyle_gomer/Hosted/Beelzebub1.mp3
I'll give him a while to think it over and then get back to him
I'm feeling a little bored |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 16, 2007 9:23 am |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 16, 2007 9:33 am |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Wed May 16, 2007 9:42 am |
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It seems like our mugu has been harassed by the Cult of Cthulu. One of the worshippers sent him this mail:
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Fellow mortal,
Heed the masters voice. He spoke to you. Multiple times. This is a great honour. You will join us.
We are stong, but live submerged and secluded. Soon, HIS day will come, and we will rise. We will be the new "us".
You are offered the choice to join the winning side. Do so.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Arthur |
Luckily, a guy named Ch@rles D3xter W@rd is going to explain him why he is being stalked, and what he has to do to get rid of the infamous cult.
This will involve performing strange rituals, travelling to undesireable locations and lots of trips to the WU office, which sadly has been infiltrated as well. |
_________________ 'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
Visit the Duralex Internet Experience. Baits and tutorials go here.
Big thanks to JMRazor for the orange title! |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed May 16, 2007 1:35 pm |
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It seems your mugu has already contacted me (about some magic cheques), but I haven't had time to respond to him...well that's certainly about to change now isn't it
edit to add:
I sent him this in response to how to get my check
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Mr. M4k0lu,
The Coven says that our Master has made contact with you. Do not resist, resistance is futile. Satan will contact you again soon, your soul rightfully belongs to him, surrender to your Master and you will know riches beyond your wildest imagination. Rebuke him and you will suffer. We will come in the night as ghosts of the dead to feast on your flesh and rip at your organs and gorge on your soul. The Master, our annointed Satan will contact you again, your soul belongs to him, you must realize that the blood of Jesus will not help you now, you belong to the Coven now. Now cross your eyes and chant with me Askdun ehsjk djfhapwi asdjfh ashjdkfls fdjffkdlgnm djspaaaa dfjklkdi ekld, fksl s! Odfjkal alsid dlspo! Dominus Maximus Satanus! |
I think I will bait him as my charachter too & act like Satan must be taking control of my computer
The edit button is your friend. TS |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Wed May 16, 2007 2:11 pm |
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sent this to the lad"I Larson Whipsnade,Demon Hunter has pursued the filthy spawn of hell ,Asmodeus, to your doorstep. I have hunted him for nearly 10 years and your soul came to me in my dreams the other night and revealed the demons location. do not make any sudden moves ,do pray as much as you can and always sleep with your shoes on in case you wake up and he is there. I am preparing potions and amulets to send you and will try to trap him. Kepp praying and for God's sake never take off your shoes. May God protect you |
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bandit
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 13
Location: Over your left shoulder...
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Wed May 16, 2007 2:17 pm |
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HAHAHA
Man that phone call was so funny
I just love this stuff... |
_________________ "This money was for the purchase of a new cocoa procession machine and other factory."
Mrs. Susan Leke
"For your information does words are not entertain in this very establishment ."Mr Harrison Finchley |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed May 16, 2007 2:36 pm |
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^^ That phone call was funny as hell I wish GP would have shouted SILENCE!!! at all his blood of Christ ramblings |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:22 pm |
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Lad: "I am soaked in the blood of Jesus Christ"
The Amazing 419Weasel: "Why, did you kill him?"
Fantastic!!! |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:33 pm |
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post your lads details in my guestbook and I'll email them for you.
linky
Beware what detqails you put in as I may refer them to the site so they see their names in BLOOD |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:34 pm |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed May 16, 2007 4:26 pm |
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I found a devil soundboard and we had a nice 20 minute chat. Is he easy to wind up or what ?
I must check and see how it sounds. I have never done a soundboard call before. Two things - he appeared to agree to sell me his soul for $3,500 and he kept calling me a ghost.
If its come out it should be pretty funny.
Ohhh and I think he's getting a bit tired of all these calls - so keep them coming |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Wed May 16, 2007 4:53 pm |
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the Lad belongs to me now, I sent him an email-----"I have went to our Church Elders and they have offered you their help. We have begun enmass to pray for your soul and soon the Demon will be driven away-You must contact me-you are the Chosen One by God to establish our new church-Church of the Subgenius-with this comes great responsibility and we will direct large cash donations to help you to spread the word of Reverend Bob Dobbs -all Hail our new Church Leader-God Bless"-----stay away from him you heathens -Death to the Heathen Twats
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:00 pm |
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Some one needs to call him and WARN HIM that he needs to perform an exorcism to protect him from the powers of darkness.... (feel free to make up whatever exorcism you want)
Bruin |
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I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
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