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fsnuffer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 613
Location: DTW
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Mon May 14, 2007 12:10 am |
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My standard reply is to ask a lad where he got my e-mail address from. LOL he admits to using google
I have not done a fake church bait in a long time. This reply may be over the top but lets see if he bites
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from Frank Drachman <[email protected]>
to dannis emile <[email protected]>
date May 13, 2007 8:07 PM
subject Re: REPLY FROM DANNIS EMILE
mailed-by gmail.com
I don't remember having any nephews with the name of dannis. If you are a son of my whore sister Emily I don't know what I can do for you. Since she has been with every man in our town, I have not spoken to her in over 30 years. I do not mean to be cruel, but the affairs of her bastard son are not my business. If you are willing to repent and take our lord Jesus Christ as your saviour, I may be able to help you.
Frank
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon May 14, 2007 2:04 am |
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the affairs of her bastard son are not my business. If you are willing to repent and take our lord Jesus Christ as your saviour, I may be able to help you. |
Beautiful opening for a church bait. The lad will drop you or fall for the church bait. Just mention the empire you have built as a Minister |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
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YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Mon May 14, 2007 2:54 am |
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Hmm, I wonder what you can make him do to "prove" he's your nephew... |
_________________ My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon May 14, 2007 7:14 am |
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Fat Old Catt wrote: |
Hmm, I wonder what you can make him do to "prove" he's your nephew... |
I'm sure that there is some dominant genetic features that run in this particular family such as extra fingers, funny shaped appendages etc... |
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fsnuffer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 613
Location: DTW
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Tue May 15, 2007 7:09 pm |
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Bingo! Just need to set the hook. Who has got a fake church I can baptise this lad into. I may even have to introduce him to Sister Traci Lords who is doing gods work in Benin. Can I here an "Amen!!!!"
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from dannis emile <[email protected]> hide details 7:55 am (7 hours ago)
to Frank Drachman <[email protected]>
date May 15, 2007 7:55 AM
subject Re: REPLY FROM DANNIS EMILE
signed-by yahoo.ca
Dearest Uncle Frank
Honest is the best policy in life, I am 100% sure of what I told you, so pls tell me if you can help me or not. Even the bible told us that we should knock and it shall be open, and as well seek and we shall be found. Can you pls tell me where have I done wrong?
I am in big problem now and I need your help as God send, pls uncle.
Hope to hear from you soonest, and tell me when you will coming down here in the cliaming of the gold from the security company.
Thanks
Dannis Emile
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue May 15, 2007 7:13 pm |
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BWHAHAHAH! I love it when you know that they are just hooked! Hehe. Treat him as he desreves. |
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:40 am |
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Be sure and promise him a hefty stake of the family millions if he can prove he's your nephew. |
_________________ My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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aussietrooper
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Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 13
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:44 am |
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Well since he's decided that you are on a mission from god, don't forget to add a few Blues Brothers lines. |
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:49 am |
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Ooh, good idea, perhaps a trophy pic of him holding a sign that says "Joliet" would be good. |
_________________ My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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