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malherbe
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 4
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Tue May 15, 2007 11:59 am |
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15 May 2007.
Dear Mr. -,
We are quite aware of fraudsters over the internet trying to tarnish the lottery name by working with carelessly given out information. We have nothing to do with the presumably criminal initiator. Attending our lotteries is a matter of trust. Lotto Rheinland-Pfalz is a trustworthy company and organises games of luck with a state-run licence for over 50 years in our federal state.
Due to these internet scams around, we urge winners to keep their winnings as secrete as possible until their funds is released to them. We shall send you your Certificate of Win in due time.
If you intend to redeem your prize funds by any option given, you are to return duly filled Lottery Payment Release Order Form sent to you as an attachment in my previous e-mail.
As soon as we receive this,more information will be given to you on the option you choose.
I await your swift response regarding this.
Yours faithfully,
Mr.Wilson Gart. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue May 15, 2007 12:21 pm |
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Fraudsters? On the Internet? Surely not. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue May 15, 2007 12:24 pm |
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I thought they were fraud stars. What happened? |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Tue May 15, 2007 1:41 pm |
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jeez, how much more could the internet lottery be tarnished via scamming? |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue May 15, 2007 1:51 pm |
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Yours faithfully,
Mr.Wilson Gart. |
The "f" and "g" keys are side by side on the keyboard.
See how he responds if you accidently address him with a slight slip of the fingers. My bet is his honest "50 year licensed lottery" will slide into a slap fest in the early going. |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Tue May 15, 2007 8:41 pm |
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as secrete as possible |
They want you to drool on it? Sweat? Sneeze? Skeet?
Just make sure to get your secretions all over it. |
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Tue May 15, 2007 8:44 pm |
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Frank Horrigan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Posts: 86
Location: Noveau Sheeplande
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Tue May 15, 2007 10:19 pm |
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@Prolix
Yes, secrete, and do so until your winnings IS released. |
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Ibinnavolldepp
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Posts: 249
Location: R�bennasenhausen
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Wed May 16, 2007 12:27 am |
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Oh, and "Lotto Rheinland-Pfalz" has an employee with the "typical German" name "Mr. Wilson Gart"... |
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"YOU REALLY MADE A FOOL OF ME AND MY PROMOTERS, YOU
HAVE MADE ME TO SPEND THE KIND OF MONEY I NEVER BAGAIN
FOR, does all this pains you are causing me makes you
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icepeople
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 64
Location: United States
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Wed May 16, 2007 12:35 am |
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Well, it was nice of him to warn you. |
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aussietrooper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 13
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:41 am |
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Right, that's it. I'm demanding a 'win certificate' from my lottery lad. Shouldn't be too much to ask for the 2000 odd quid he's going to get from me.
And another wonderful lottery has send me a passport photo for me to photochop for him!
Aren't lads just the greatest! |
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malherbe
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 4
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Wed May 16, 2007 10:17 am |
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you want to know the really funny thing?
this 'german' lottery asked me for my bank details.
so of course i gave them my 'german' bank's headquarters in switzerland
but wait a minute, surely if they were really german, they would have realised that the name of the bank translates to "The Bank of the Short Penis"
how odd. |
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