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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun May 06, 2007 2:51 am |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:02 am |
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| I`ve done a lot of things i`m not proud of, and the things i am proud of, are disgusting! |
Moe Syzlak
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| Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn! |
Mark 'Chopper' Read |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
 x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Evangelion82
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 126
Location: Zanarkand
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:21 am |
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"never advise anyone to go to war or to marry" - Spanish Proverb
"do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda |
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 (first kill 11/28/06)
"I have started dreaming the day I will hold you tight in my rams and display all the things that I learnt from the school of love." - Edem Thomas
"One million, One hundred and ten thousand, four hundred and Sixty six pounds starlings" EuroMillions
"Did you get my Massage on your phone ?" - phonelad |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:38 am |
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Spend every day as though it's your last and every night as though it's your first.
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Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:51 am |
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| If it weren't for our country's love affair with the lawn, conflicts between people and moles would almost never happen. |
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Gold Coins here
    
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:42 pm |
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| I was having a sh*t |
Kimi Raikkonen
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| I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly |
Sir Winston Churchill |
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Sun May 06, 2007 5:34 pm |
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| 'In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. |
Benjamin Franklin
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| Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. |
Sir Winston Churchill |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon May 07, 2007 1:07 am |
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My dog wanted canned food. I bought him a can, 1.00$. I told him that was $7.00 in dog money. He told me to take it back to the store. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon May 07, 2007 7:12 pm |
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| "In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength but by perseverance" |
H. Jackson Brown
Author of Life's Little Instruction Book |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Tue May 08, 2007 12:44 am |
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| They`ve got a 10 year guarantee, which means they`re guaranteed for 10 years |
Some dopey stripper talking about her implants |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue May 08, 2007 9:55 pm |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 09, 2007 4:24 am |
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| I've done so much with so little for so long that I am now qualified to do everything with nothing forever |
U.S. Army Engineers |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Wed May 09, 2007 5:04 am |
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| When it comes to brain washing it's best to do your own laundry |
Some nutcase |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
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Artemis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 31267
Location: Lower Elements
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Wed May 09, 2007 10:26 am |
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"Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show
you A flat minor" |
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Total kills 21667 +  x 5 x10
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed May 09, 2007 10:54 am |
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| Definition of an Irish wake: a soiree with a binge on top! |
Don't make me explain it, I'll feel old  |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 09, 2007 11:54 pm |
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| ....I have a new approach now. I have experienced first hand how good it feels to rush in so innocently. To believe that we CAN do it and go on to accomplish exactly what we set out to do, because no one told us we couldn't! |
Jan Graham
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| The failures are the things where you don't learn anything." |
Douglas Merrill, a Google vice president for engineering
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| "Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there." |
Josh Billings
1818-1885, Humorist and Author
Mod edit. Combined multiple successive posts. TS |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Thu May 10, 2007 3:33 am |
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| God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world! |
@ Gordon: Since we're on the topic of Irish.  I still don't get what you said since I'm one of those Americanized mick's but oh well. |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu May 10, 2007 8:23 am |
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fragment from Terry Pratchett's 'The light Fantastic' (sequel to 'The color of magic'):
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They had dined on horse meat, horse cheese, horse black pudding, horse d'oeuvres and a thin beer that Rincewind didn't want to speculate about. |
I bet the beer came from the Netherlands |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Thu May 10, 2007 7:23 pm |
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Actually there is an old German joke where one guys sends a sample of some horrible beer to an institute for analysis and gets the result back a few weeks later: "Your horse is a diabetic!" |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri May 11, 2007 5:56 am |
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| I think I'm a pretty good judge of people, that's why I don't like none of 'em |
Rosanne Barr |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:30 am |
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A phrase from some Goju Ryu karate instructor I was taking. Lord knows how far that one put me through life by not trusting people initially.  |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun May 13, 2007 11:19 am |
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fistymus
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 254
Location: Under my hat, wearing my moustache
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Sun May 13, 2007 12:57 pm |
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�Damn country needs mo' mothafuckin' snakes.�
~ Samuel L Jackson on Nigeria
From Uncyclopedia |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue May 15, 2007 1:48 am |
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Rogier
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 29
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Tue May 15, 2007 2:13 am |
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| Dolly Parton wrote: |
| Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. |
| Billy Connolly wrote: |
| When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? |
| David Frost wrote: |
| The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." |
| Ray Romano wrote: |
| Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. |
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| My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo. |
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