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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun May 13, 2007 3:47 pm |
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I'm sure that I misused it, but I meant 'tickled pink', 'happier than a wallowing pig', 'pleased'. |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sun May 13, 2007 4:30 pm |
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Do what I do with spiders, spray them with hairspray and light them on fire! |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sun May 13, 2007 4:41 pm |
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I would do that, but it might burn the garage down. Guess that would solve the problem, though. We have lots of wasps and spiders around here. I hit them with Windex and they plummet to the ground. |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sun May 13, 2007 4:43 pm |
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nothing I hate more than spiders. |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Sun May 13, 2007 5:10 pm |
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I hate spiders and snakes. Don't want to be anywhere near them. I have to find someone else to deal with them for me. At least my cats kill any spiders that get inside. I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sun May 13, 2007 5:21 pm |
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You should have seen the snake pics in the links TS posted. YUCK!!!!!! |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Sun May 13, 2007 5:45 pm |
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I could tell a story about snakes and cats, but I'll refrain. I'm sure it would piss someone off. |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sun May 13, 2007 5:46 pm |
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Not me. I dont like cats~! |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Sun May 13, 2007 6:05 pm |
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Shiver wrote: |
Why would you want to get rid of some nice shoes? |
If you want, I'll send you every moccasin I find.
I live near a lake. I found a water moccasin curled up next to my sidewalk one evening. Sorry, @ED, I introduced it to Mr. Axe. The snake ended up with a short lived splitting headache.
We see a number of these bastards every year. They end up saving me a lot of money - there's no need to go to a cardiologist for a stress test when they are around. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon May 14, 2007 2:16 am |
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Erm...
Works every time. |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Mon May 14, 2007 2:30 am |
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nah flame throwers cost to much and burn down houses... why not mix "X" and "Y" to make government grade roach foggers. Gas mask not included.
However if you must burn something up these are much cheaper and you get to drain the containers of alcohol in the process! It's recommended that you sober up before using said devices:
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Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon May 14, 2007 2:39 am |
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Huh - technically we're not allowed to harm the little critturs here because they are protected by law. Doesn't mean we obey it though |
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"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
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pepper
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 45
Location: the planet formely known as pluto
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Mon May 14, 2007 2:59 am |
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Well, buckshot works wonders on snakes, at least that's what I use on the rattlers around here. Snakes don't bother me much, but I tend to kill the poisonous once on sight and leave the others alone. |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Mon May 14, 2007 4:49 am |
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I've seen mouse lures for bass fishing before. You could always cower and go fishing to drag them out in the open. I don't know how you'd manage to get them off the hook though. |
_________________ Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon May 14, 2007 5:04 am |
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A policeman was passing by and he killed it with a machete |
I had car problems once when I was working in Fiji I pulled over and half a dozen locals came running towards the car waving machetes it was scary until I realised they where simply using them to point out the object dangling from the bottom of the car.
Was the policeman off to do a bit of cane cutting or was it a service issue machete? |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Mon May 14, 2007 11:32 am |
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The officer keeps a machete in his car to kill snakes. Because we are in a lush, subtropical area, we have plenty of snakes. Too many. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon May 14, 2007 7:23 pm |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Mon May 14, 2007 7:33 pm |
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Okay, I've done my research on the Maine Coon cat, and that looks like a great choice. Very interesting.
Thanks for the suggestions. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon May 14, 2007 7:34 pm |
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crashhoot wrote: |
[Samuel L. Jackson voice]
I'm tired of these motherf$cking snakes, in this motherf$cking garage!
[/Samuel L. Jackson voice]
Sorry, but someone had to say it! |
You are the only one who would say that, beause you are the only one who has seen the movie! |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon May 14, 2007 7:37 pm |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Mon May 14, 2007 8:26 pm |
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Have you noticed how many threads turn into cat threads? |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Posted:
Mon May 14, 2007 8:27 pm |
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^^^It is only right and proper. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon May 14, 2007 8:58 pm |
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While on the subject of animals of the 8-legged variety
Held one of these once.
*** link Not safe For Arachnophobes ***
At the time I actually wanted one as a pet - makes a change from fluffy things with claws and teeth - but never got around to acually taking the leap.
Those who have never held a Chile Rose will not believe how soft its feet were - like little pads of silk |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon May 14, 2007 9:01 pm |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Tue May 15, 2007 4:35 am |
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