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Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 137

I don't know what I did to upset him but he is really pissed off with me !

Quote:

GOOD DAY MR SMITH.

1. YOUR ENGLISH IS TOO POOR
2. YOU ARE A KIDNAPPER AND I KNOW YOU
3. YOU ARE SO LOW AND SO CHEAP AND YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS THAT NOW ALL THAT YOU DO IS KIDNAPP PEOPLE. Y
4. GO TO SCHOOL AND GET A SKILL AND BE LIKE ME AND MAKE MONEY AND BE HAPPY, MAY BE DO SOMETHING FOR HUMANITY
5. YOU WILL SURELY GO TO JAIL VERY SOON
6. KIDNAPPING AN AMERICAN CITIZEN IS A SERIOUS OFFENCE AND SPOILLING PEOPLES BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHERS MAKES YOU A SERIOUS AND CHEAP CRIMINAL WHO SHOULD BE PUT OFF THE STREET.
7. MAY BE MAY BE NOT, I SEE YOU EVERYDAY BUT GOD KNOWS THAT YOUR CONCIENCE WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY. ANYDAY YOU SEE ME, TRUST ME,YOUR BLOOD LEVEL GOES DOWM. MAY BE MAY BE NOT IT IS YOU BUT TAKE NOTE THAT YOU MAY HAVE BEGGED ME FOR HELP WHICH I OFFERED YOU BUT GOD WILL RENDER YOU USELESS IN THIS COUNTRY AND THE SAME THING YOU DID TO ME SOMEONE WILL DO IT TO YOU
8. FOR HAVING THE HEART TO DO WHAT YOU DID I PROMISE YOU, YOU SHALL NEVER SEE PROGRESS IN THIS TOWN. MAY BE YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, YOU TOOK AWAY MY PROBLEMS SO AFTER YOU KIDNAPPED MY FRIEND, MY PROPERIY ROSE.
9. YOU HAVE HIT ME THREE TIMES AND THE BLOWS I ABSORBED BUT WHEN I HIT YOU ONES, TRUST ME, I KNOW HOW TO TORTURE PEOPLE TO DEATH. YOU WILL BE ROASTED ALIVE. I WILL CUT YOUR LIVER OUT OF YOUR STORMARCH WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE AND IF I HAVE A GOOD BUYER FOR YOUR KIDNEY THEN I WILL MAKE SOME MONEY.
10 BE MORE CAREFUL YOU HUNGRY ANIMAL . YOU ARE DEALING WITH A MEMBER OF THE OGBONI FRATERNITY. MAY BE YOU KNOW SOME OF US HERE. I KNOW YOU KNOW ME BUT PRETENDING. IF I GET ANGRY, I WILL CONFRONT YOU AND THAT WILL BE A DISASTER. ASK ANYONE ABOUT ME IN THE PAST. I HAVE SEEN A-Z. YOU ARE JUST A PUPPET TAKING ADVANTAGE OF WHAT I TOLD YOU. BUT SHAME UNTO YOU. NOW YOU CLOSE YOUR WAY. GET READY TO SUFFER MORONE.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Why is your liver in your stormarch? Laughing

Sounds serious.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:53 pm

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 1:07 pm

Great death threat and excellent siggy mat there...well done. clapping

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 11

What does he mean about kidnapping his friend? Surely baiters haven't gotten that militant. Shocked

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:36 pm

I've never heard of anyone having their liver chopped before ! and scamming is a humanitarian cause, is it ? Shocked

I think you must have hurt him bad to write it out 1 to 10 like a school essayand I bet he was snarling as he wrote it - lovely work. Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:37 pm

There in nothing like getting a nice death warning.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 377

He does contradict himself!

Is it your concience that will kill you or him? It cant be both surely?

Ask him to clarify! Laughing

I love reading the death threats, I personally cant wait to get one!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 36

He is going to do all that to you and he is not angry yet. Make him angry.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 37

Tell him you have sent your kidney via WU if he spares your life?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2007 Posts: 1

Hi folks, just found out about your site. just want to say thanks for giving some of this guys a run for their money(?) just one piece of advice, get more nigerians involved,they understand better than anyone,how these scum bags think. you cant scam a nigerian with any of these party tricks. take it from me, most nigerians want these guys by the balls.
I will continue to frustrate them and warn others not to take them seriously. why should a bunch of uneducated people malign a whole nation! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:53 pm

Ask him how much for a kidney, retina, lungs and at a pinch, a heart Twisted Evil

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Tell him you are sending Interpol over with an international warrant to rape him.

--J.D.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:04 pm

Oh beautiful rant! Nice job. The knife's in, now twist it. clapping

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:26 pm

Quote:

you cant scam a nigerian with any of these party tricks

..oh, I don't know. We seem to be doing pretty well so far, but more help is always welcome, as are you Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:16 pm

Very nice! An angry lad is a beautiful thing. clapping

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:51 pm

DarkKnight wrote:

I don't know what I did to upset him but he is really pissed off with me !

Quote:

1. YOUR ENGLISH IS TOO POOR

ALL THAT YOU DO IS KIDNAPP PEOPLE.

SPOILLING PEOPLES BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHERS MAKES YOU A SERIOUS AND CHEAP CRIMINAL WHO SHOULD BE PUT OFF THE STREET.

YOUR CONCIENCE WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY. ANYDAY YOU SEE ME, TRUST ME,YOUR BLOOD LEVEL GOES DOWM.

MY PROPERIY ROSE.

I WILL CUT YOUR LIVER OUT OF YOUR STORMARCH

I KNOW YOU KNOW ME BUT PRETENDING. IF I GET ANGRY, I WILL CONFRONT YOU AND THAT WILL BE A DISASTER. ASK ANYONE ABOUT ME IN THE PAST. I HAVE SEEN A-Z. YOU ARE JUST A PUPPET TAKING ADVANTAGE OF WHAT I TOLD YOU. BUT SHAME UNTO YOU. NOW YOU CLOSE YOUR WAY. GET READY TO SUFFER MORONE.

Phew, it's a good job you've got him to correct you on all your poor English attempts:lol:

Kudos for the threat, excellent clapping

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:40 am

There isn't enough room in the sig line for all the quotable bits!

Nice one, DarkKnight - I used to think YeaWhatever was the only one who could claim that!

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:44 am

do you think he means it
Laughing

you have got to slap him for his poor grammar and ask him to do it again
properly cause you didnt understand it.

well done i still think its brill

Wink

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:18 am

Puts any three of my death threats to shame! bow_down

You'll have to remember what made this mugu so mad, then do it some more.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:47 am

I hope I get death threats as comedic as this one. I'd love to have "I WILL CUT YOUR LIVER OUT OF YOUR STORMARCH WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE AND IF I HAVE A GOOD BUYER FOR YOUR KIDNEY THEN I WILL MAKE SOME MONEY." on my signature.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:18 pm

write him back and tell him he forgot to cut off your genitals and make you eat them -slap him for making this mistake-any good death threats include genital removal Evil or Very Mad

Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 137

This lad is a real idiot and needs more pain. I am currently baiting him as an American businessman, his kidnapper a certain Mr Bello who has chopped the lads dollar and now a US Embassy official who has got involved after the kidnap. If anyone else wants to join in PM me I am sure we can have plenty more fun !

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:52 am

Quote:

"I WILL CUT YOUR LIVER OUT OF YOUR STORMARCH WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE"

A thing of beauty. Shakespearean in its grandeur.

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:05 am

@yastreb^^--great new avatar!

DarkKnight--^^

As you say you are presenting yourself as 'An American Business Man'..If you need any more help on that, PM me. Glad to help out.

In regard to your scam-lad:

Item #1--your lad is somewhat revealing that he is a college student and to be trusted. Been there, still there with a Lagos lad in college. So trusting of me that he has given me access to his college PC..I could destroy him but I choose not to. I like the mugu, in a weird way.We have been in touch for almost 29 months.

Item #9--just what IS the current price for a kidney?

Item #10--it sounds like he suspects some treachery might be underfoot, so you must soothe and ease his raised eyebrow and remind him that you are prime to be stolen from.