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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Fri May 11, 2007 3:52 pm |
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frankireland wrote: |
I enjoy watching the voting
France vote for Germany, Spain.
Swizerland vote for France, Germany
Germany vote for Austria, France
compelling viewing |
And let's not mention the Scandinavian Conspiracy
and of course no-one votes for the UK anymore
I wonder why |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Fri May 11, 2007 4:08 pm |
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What's the betting that the Balkan states will all vote for each other as well?
While we're at it, how about Greece and Cyprus |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Fri May 11, 2007 4:12 pm |
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^^^^^^^
Greece don't even need to have an entry to get Douze pwan from Cyprus |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri May 11, 2007 4:39 pm |
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I might be starting to get old and sad, or just sad, but I've quite liked a few of the songs in recent years.
Confession time: I still have Wild Dances(Ruslana), Every Way That I Can(Sertap Erener), I Wanna (Marija Naumova) and Runaway (Sahlene) on my MP3 player.
I can think of a reason that nobody votes for the UK, and it's not political. It's that all our entries in recent years have been truly and utterly completely appalling. |
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:29 pm |
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Well i don't know what made you UK folks that sad, i think us Dutchables have a good reason not to be happy... Sending that **** (insert not so nice words) in, i mean, we have better right? Ah well, looks like a "who has the greatest looser' contest again. I hope someone stirs up the mix, Lordi was a nice change |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Fri May 11, 2007 7:58 pm |
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It's definitely car crash TV. I'm tring to think of the worst Eurovision act ever, but I can't get past Scooch! |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Fri May 11, 2007 9:39 pm |
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I would think that Switzerland would be one of the top contenders this year (I like DJ Bobo!). I was quite shocked though that Lise Darly of Monaco was 39th out of 40 in 2005. She was quite a good singer! |
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kleindoofy
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Sat May 12, 2007 12:24 pm |
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SamSpudz wrote: |
... important Eurovision news ... |
I've been looking for a good example of an oxymoron. Thank you for that one! |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Sat May 12, 2007 3:20 pm |
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I loved the rock monsters who won last year. I just got back from Tescos with the obligatory Eurovision case of Stella.
Best bit for me is Sir Terry Wogan's snarky comments, he never sounds very sober for the occasion, nor will I be. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat May 12, 2007 5:17 pm |
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^^^Lordi were actually pretty good (of course in Eurovision that's relative)
@Shiver, worst ever? Well Gina G often springs to mind. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
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Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Sat May 12, 2007 6:43 pm |
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Is it pathetic that I am getting excited that there is only 20 minutes to go until the final starts. I really can't wait.
Who have people got their money on? |
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Shiver Metimbers
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Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Sat May 12, 2007 6:49 pm |
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How many are in the final? |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:02 pm |
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^^^^42 I believe. I didn't realise their were that many eastern European countries.
Drag queen from Ukraine is favourite. Sir Cliff Richard will be spinning in his grave. Well he will be eventually. |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:03 pm |
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The fun starts now. Activate the orbital lasers! |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:09 pm |
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Ah, Lordi. Mystic landscapes, fire and cute masks. Finland, land of the 1000 lakes, billions of mosquitos and countless saunas. There aren't much alternatives in the long winters between vodka, singing and developing very advanced baiting techniques. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:13 pm |
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It's the best oppurtunity in the year to have a good laugh at the expense of them that live on the continent. I definitely will not be wasting my 25p voting for Bosnia&Herzegovina. |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:13 pm |
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01 Bosnia-Herzegovina:
At least 2500 years old costumes. Dramatic Balkan flair without any sheep. 12 points from the neighbours guaranteed. Bwargh. |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:16 pm |
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02 Spain:
Oh shit, a crappy boygroup. They wouldn't even have a chance on Mallorca. |
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AlexS
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:16 pm |
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My mum has fallen in love with the boys from Spain. They don't appeal to me musically or aesthetically however. Another one that shall be recieving no vote from me.
And where are all Sir Terry's coments? I remember him being a lot funnier last year. I need to drink more I think. |
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AlexS
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:20 pm |
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The Belarus bloke is just plain cheesy and orange. He scares me and my dog is hiding behind the sofa. I have only just got her to s**t outside and now, thanks to Belarus, she's done a nice steamy one on the carpet. |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:20 pm |
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03 Belarus:
Horribly fake accent and the gigolo can't sing. 12 points from Russia. |
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AlexS
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:23 pm |
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Ireland is not very good but the British will give them at least 8 points. We love them. |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:24 pm |
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04 Ireland:
Now this is certainly different. Does her microphone have problems or is the bad sound intentionally? |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:27 pm |
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Finlands a bit tasty aint she!
Got a bit of a thing for goth chicks though |
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The False Italian
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:28 pm |
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05 Finland:
Dramatic rock, perfect catchline: "Leave me alone, I wanna go home."
I would have preferred R.I.P.Uli with "Helsinki is Hell". |
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