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Ghost
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:44 am |
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As the title suggests this is for colonials only. Ten ways to tell you spend far too much time on this site and no I am not drunk. Okay maybe a little bit. Also note: this is my first attempt at being funny. So throw me a bone for pities sake.
1.You call you mom, �mum�.
2.You tell you friends to �go bugger off� and they don�t know whether or not to be offended.
3.You tell your family you are sitting on your arse and they ask if that is a regular chair or a recliner.
4.When someone asks where you live you reply �on the other side of the pond�
5.You no longer refer to yourself as an American but a colonial.
6.You tell you wife she is cheeky and she thinks you are calling her fat.
7.You accuse someone of being dodgy and they exclaim that they did not jump out of the way of any ball thrown at them.
8.You are unaware if you are using these British terms (or if they are even British terms) correctly but they sound cool to you.
9.When someone is overbearing or too strict you call them a jackboot.
10.You get startled when someone says the word �Don�. |
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lotta
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Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:46 am |
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"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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SlayerFaith
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Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:53 am |
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I'll add: You lose the ability to spell words like "check", "color", and "realize" correctly, and you make references to standing in a queue. I won't even get into what happens when you call co-workers either "bloody numpty" or "cheeky git" |
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lotta
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:54 am |
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and buying petrol instead of gas |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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SlayerFaith
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Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:56 am |
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Or ask your average 7-11 clerk where they keep the nappies |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:59 am |
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I guess that means I have to spend even more time here. I�m still a silly American, I mean colonial.
I thought nappies were napkins not diapers. I have so much to learn. |
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SlayerFaith
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Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:06 am |
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^^^^
When you start thinking of "football" as something played with a round ball and no padding, you're halfway there |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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lotta
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Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:13 am |
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Ghost wrote: |
I thought nappies were napkins not diapers. I have so much to learn. |
Serviettes are napkins |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:17 am |
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@Lotta, please don't try to teach Americans that word. It will come out like sworv-eye-yettis or something |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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Ghost
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:21 am |
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A serviette sounds like something I would smoke. I do know cigarettes are called fags though.
11. You ask you best friend if he has a fag and he pulls the gimp out of a box that was hidden in the closet. |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:23 am |
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lotta wrote: |
Serviettes are napkins |
I see.
Do you use a toilet or lavatory? Do you eat luncheon or dinner? Would you ever use the word 'meal'? Most importantly, ave you ever chewed gum at a passing out parade?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-U |
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Don
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Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:27 am |
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Ghost wrote: |
10.You get startled when someone says the word �Don�. |
And bloody right so! |
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Ghost
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:34 am |
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Yes, Don, you have me I check. What is your bidding my master? |
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SlayerFaith
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:37 am |
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^^^
Umm. You did mention that you're a bit drunk, right? |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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Ghost
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:42 am |
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Just a little. Not drunk but HBD (had been drinking) but not drunk |
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SlayerFaith
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:46 am |
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The judges will accept that as a "yes"
Back on topic.... |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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Chief2B
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 365
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:48 am |
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Ghost wrote: |
and no I am not drunk. Okay maybe a little bit.
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Sorry partner, you know better than just about anyone that two cases is more than "a little bit".
Just admit it, you're plastered! |
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Ghost
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:55 am |
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C2B, honestly, I only had a couple of beers. I bet you never heard that one before. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:08 am |
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SlayerFaith wrote: |
I'll add: You lose the ability to spell words like "check", "color", and "realize" correctly, |
I'm sure you mean you gain the ability to spell words like "cheque", "colour" and "realise" correctly. |
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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:09 am |
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Ghost
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:15 am |
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Yeah, me too.
Back in the day, I arrested over 5000 drunks. Drunk in public or DUI. I just gave myself FST�s and I failed, so it�s of to bed. |
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SlayerFaith
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:20 am |
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AlexS wrote: |
I'm sure you mean you gain the ability to spell words like "cheque", "colour" and "realise" correctly. |
Back in your cage, Alex! This thread is for yanks |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:31 am |
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^^^Someone has to represent the Brits and the English language.^^^ |
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Chief2B
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 365
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Sat May 12, 2007 10:07 am |
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Ghost,
I can understand you administering FST on yourself and failing but PLEASE don't tell me that you tried HGN on yourself!!! |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Sat May 12, 2007 11:33 am |
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Brits tend not to understand how Americans can be totally pissed without having a drop to drink. |
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