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whatsthatcomingoverthehil
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Joined: 14 Jul 2006
Posts: 147
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Fri May 11, 2007 11:22 pm |
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Anyone know any good remote spots in Canada to arrange collection of a trunk.
Sgt John Guy is delivering a trunk of money stolen from Saddam to Canada for me to transport to the States and bank for him.
What I really need is a good remote town with no public transport and a good 6 hour drive from the nearest airport. Dont wanna make things too easy for him.
Also somewhere with lots of snow and ice would be a bonus |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Fri May 11, 2007 11:55 pm |
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I recommend Alert, Nunavut.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alert,_Nunavut
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Alert is the northernmost permanently inhabited place in the world. It is located at 82�28′N, 62�30′W, |
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Connie L. Gus
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Sat May 12, 2007 12:36 am |
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Alert could be nice, but Atikokan is just the start of your lad's canoe adventure.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atikokan%2C_Ontario
There's a small regional airport, but it really is for chartered amphibians to take you lad and his canoe to a remote lake in the area. |
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Bait Voyeur
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 38
Location: The Frozen North
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Sat May 12, 2007 2:41 am |
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@Homer:
Alert is indeed cold and remote, but well-populated with English-speaking military personnel who might be overly helpful to the lad.
Why not consider one of the fourteen miniscule communities in Nunavik, which is the northern 3rd of the province of Quebec? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunavik
It is remote. Very, very remote. No roads connect Nunavik with southern Quebec. However if your lad is fluent in the Inuktitut language, he ought to be able to make arrangements easily enough. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat May 12, 2007 4:47 am |
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hi wtcoth^^
The Lads do indeed have Canadian connections in Montreal, Toronto, Ottawa, and presumably Vancouver as well.
Six Canadian locales they will never meet you at--they hate cold weather--
1--Yellowknife, NWT.--Territorial capital. Mosquitoes the size of Buicks.
2--Churchill, Manitoba--Polar Bear capital of the world. You can always blame the bears for chewing on the phone wires/bad connections..
3--Whitehorse, YT. Territorial capital. --the new diamond capital outside Africa and Arkansas. Go to www.polarbeardiamond.com . W. African rascals always perk up at the mention of diamonds.
4--Iqaluit, Nunavut..Provincial capital. A land mass way bigger than Texas with about 30 miles of paved roads. Polar Bear heaven. That polar bear cub 'Knut' in western Europe is all the rage now--wait until he gets bigger and hungrier in a year or so.
5--Anywhere in Labrador.
6--The Queen Charlotte Islands in BC, or Prince Rupert BC...
Getting to any locale mentioned above by me is a major undertaking to begin with.
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Bungo Pony
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Joined: 10 Dec 2003
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Location: Peachland
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Sat May 12, 2007 1:02 pm |
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I'd say send him to an area that is at the risk of being destroyed by our usual forest fire problem, but it's a little too early in the year for lots of those. |
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whatsthatcomingoverthehil
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Joined: 14 Jul 2006
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Sat May 12, 2007 1:12 pm |
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Im sending him to Atikokan, hopefully I can find a nice remote spot only accessible by canoe to do the handover.
Anyone know what cell coverage is like around that area? |
_________________ You are the sheep of my heart - July Julyn 19th June 2007
I wish you die in pain you fool - Kim Young 18th Sept 2006
THE ENTIRE BOARD OF THIS BRITISH BANK WERE REALLY PUZZLED WITH THE FOUL LANGUAGE AND WORDS USED IN YOUR MESSAGE DATED 22ND JULY 2006.
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Connie L. Gus
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Sat May 12, 2007 2:00 pm |
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Yea, Atikokan! Most outfitters carry Sat phones. Arrangements with bush pilots are scheduled. Expect a pick up at this bay on this lake on Friday.
If you only want the lad to suffer, don't make him fly in, have him portage over a few lakes. A few Km's with a canoe on his head and his gear on his back are harder than hundreds of Km's in a bus. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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rhinocoress
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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Sun May 13, 2007 6:58 am |
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send him to Hell, Alaska ....sorry, I just like the sound of that town |
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