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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 11, 2007 5:34 pm |
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So I've got my mugu going berserk trying to get the MTCN number through 1TV5. The first time around, I noticed that he clearly didn't understand the first question: "Are you the intended recipient?". Instead of answering that question, he put in the answer to the WU TEXT question!
When I'd sent him the info about the "payment", I included the text question and answer: Q: "Who Will Watch Out for Us?" A: "Almighty God". When I checked his answers in his repeated attempts in 1TV5, over and over he answered the first question with "Almighty God". Okay, that was kinda funny...
So when he came back to me complaining he couldn't get the MTCN number, I slapped him so hard his head spun around, and marched on down to WU to make another payment. This time, the text Q/A was: Q: "What Is Wrong With Me?" A: "I Have a Small Dick"
Sure 'nuff, I started getting hits on 1TV5, and there it was in all its glory...repeatedly...answering question 1, "Are you the intended recipient?" with: "I Have a Small Dick". BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh it hurts!  |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
   = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Your lad has now performed an IQ test for you. It may be the time to find if you can be more ambitious, thinking in the safari way of things.
I have never managed to bag one. I've had lads stupid enough, but not with the ability to travel, either because they are too stupid, or not ambitious enough. It would take a good offer, and a credible reason (well - one credible to a stupid lad). Wave something under his nose and see how he reacts. He could be a candidate. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x 3 x  168 X 
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 11, 2007 7:13 pm |
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Hmmm....this will require some thought. See, this is all over $220! It's a long story -- this guy must be absolutely kicking himself, because the first time I made the "payment" I "misread" the amount, and sent him more than he'd asked for -- $2200 instead. When he proved too stupid to get it, I went back to WU, took my money back, and this time I got the amount right and this second 1TV5 session is only for $220! LOL! Anyway, ya the guy clearly does fall into the moron category, so I need to think of a way to up the ante. I'll keep you informed! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Fri May 11, 2007 8:28 pm |
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That was a great story |
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"I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 11, 2007 10:04 pm |
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Well clearly my lad was incapable of doing 1TV5, so I sent him the WU security forms...and this is what I just got back...I need to know...does this consitute my first trophy???
Note that on page 2, he seems to indicate that he IS in the mafia! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Okay, he is about to get slapped so hard you'll be hearing it...the signature is electronic, clearly not by hand! Oh it hurts so good.... |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Sat May 12, 2007 1:48 am |
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He didn't spell "PSYCHOTHERAPIST" properly
he forgot the " "
he better do it again |
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Finbarr Saunders
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 230
Location: Fulchester
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Sat May 12, 2007 6:58 am |
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Is this the famous form? I've been looking for that. |
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  x348 (inc 25x3, 5x4, 1x5)
"May God Cancel you as you cancel this transaction in Jesus name amen" - Michael Smith
"we give out the loan at 2% interest rate anally" - Mr Gerrad
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:06 am |
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You want forms - you got forms
http://members.419eater.com/~eamonn/
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=103464&highlight=form+library
courtesy of eamonn and Nurse Nasty
I believe Mike Hawk has some interesting items too linked on his sig line - so search for one of his posts and go get 'em |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 1150
Location: Scotland
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:38 am |
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Is it just me or do you feel a bit let down when they don't write out the answers by hand?
I like to see more effort from my mugu's  |
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