My pet is curing AIDS

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:59 pm

Started baiting a lad who thinks he has a miracle cure for AIDS. Check out his medical 'credentials'

Hello Morris ,
In the response to you questions ,
Are you a qualified doctor?

yes i am ,cos i have been granted the certificate as a native doctor from ministry of health and i am a graduate as well but not in medicine line but sociology you it is all about be on survillance on research moreso i was born to be a native doctor from the inception of my life cos my daddy is typical native doctor .

By this I mean do you hold a degree in Medicine?

from ministry of health i was accredited

Do you have any proof of your miracle cure?

yes i do cos there are two people living proof to witness my curing

Do you have any case studies for your therapy that I could have?

yes there is , but is the secret of my discovery that is why i need your assistance cos i want to develop it to modern drug

i think i answer your question you are welcome

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:04 pm

Time for some health questions with biiiiiiiiig medical words, then (not necessarily real medical words). Ask him if he'd recommend extrafoltigation for de-propostulated epiglastomies. I bet he will.

[edit] Ah, make that sociology questions. Same question will do.

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:56 pm

he's being a bit cagey about the details of his 'discovery' so far. He thinks I'm gong to steal it and take the credit.

As if I would Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:23 pm

The President for life of Gambia claimed to have discovered the cure for AIDS not to long ago. I read about it in the Economist. Tell your glad to take a safari to Gambia and he'll get the cure he's been looking for.

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:31 pm

I think he is from Gambia anyway, maybe its the same lad. I was thinking of trying for a picture of him in his native doctor garb. With a suitable sign of course.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:29 am

Maybe it's the President of Gambia you are talking to? Smile

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 5:36 am

This looks like Venture Capital to me.
I'm an investment banker so if you need a list of 150 questions that must be answered as part of due diligence...PM me.

I would suggest you offer your Lad $100,000 in seed capital then ask the lad 1 question per day.

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:40 pm

While your pet is curing AIDS, I have a lad who is working against you!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:48 pm

Slap him.. Tell him to spell "PLEASE" correctly.. Laughing

Also, ask him if he has a treatment for antidisestablishmentarianism. Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:52 pm

I wonder how he got the ribonucleic acid from fusing with deoxyribonucleic acid through transcription with the rna-polymerase and then translation through the ribosome... making all those fricken transposons and getting all linked up in the deoxyribonucleic acid to totally take over the human victim's genome. Please ask your pet how he did this at some point to see his reaction. Laughing

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:39 pm

So which website did you copy that off? Very Happy

Unfortunately my lads email address has been closed just when it was starting to get interesting. Its a shame because I had just been awarded a government grant to build an HIV research facility in central africa and I needed someone to do the site surveys.

So..... Smile

I just ASEMed 50 lads to see if there is anyone else up to the job.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@whats that?
been longing to say
Is it a monster?

@ embers. Studying molecular biology?

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:29 am

@Nanny Ogg

Had to take a biology and an intro to bioengineering class last quarter. Lord knows what I'll use that for as my specialty in engineering deals with buildings, bridges, roads, water management, all the good stuff that keeps our mass civilizations from collapsing within a few days in panic, etc. I guess civil engineering does have an environmental side to it, but it's wasted on me as I deal with infrastructure.

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:32 am

Embers wrote:

I wonder how he got the ribonucleic acid from fusing with deoxyribonucleic acid through transcription with the rna-polymerase and then translation through the ribosome... making all those fricken transposons and getting all linked up in the deoxyribonucleic acid to totally take over the human victim's genome. Please ask your pet how he did this at some point to see his reaction. Laughing

You do and you clean it up! Laughing

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:37 am

Oh yeah I forgot about cleaning up our own messes around here. Laughing

BTW happy 4000 (wrong area I know but what the heck).

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:39 am

why, ty!