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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Ok, seeing as (sadly, for yet another year) we cant vote for Father Ted's "My Lovely Horse", who's your money on for Eurovision this year?
Justin Hawkins and Beverley Brown for me
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Spudz
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Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:59 pm |
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Keep an eye out for any important Eurovision news
http://www.eurovision.tv/ , |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:20 pm |
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I would really like to see Rammstein representing Germany! |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005
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Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:16 pm |
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I played DragonForce's "Through The Fire And The Flames" for a friend recently, who then, unjustly, said it sounded like a really poor Eurovision entry... After the initial shock of having such a phenomenal talent compared to that last Gemini tripe that dared to imply it was anything other than pure sh*t, I began to think that maybe they should really be the UK's entry. I'd vote for them, and they have quite a big European following...
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:41 pm |
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ah sure give Gemini another shot at the title |
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NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:29 am |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:49 am |
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The False Italian
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Thu May 10, 2007 7:02 pm |
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Necro!
The next part of the annual media trainwreck starts right now with the semifinals from Hel(l)sinki. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Thu May 10, 2007 7:33 pm |
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Sorry to sound like a boring c**t but I have lost all respect for Eurovision. It's all political and that's why no-one ever votes for the UK. I blame this sorry state of affairs on Anthony (insert swear word hear) Blair. Europe has no respect for the UK anymore. I mean we (along with France, Germany and Spain) pay for the damn thing.
Rant Over
PS: I still watch it for a laugh though. It always makes me smile |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu May 10, 2007 7:59 pm |
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I'm off to the other half's place this weekend to partake in her Eurovision party! Harrumph!
Got slightly enthused the year Guido Horn and Dana International took part.
Now I cheer myself up by playing a little game with Terry, to see who can get the most P'd by the end. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
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Thu May 10, 2007 8:39 pm |
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good old terry wogan doing the turn again.
wow how that man hasnt changed in all these years.
he is more entertaining than the contestants
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Mr Fishe
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Joined: 22 Nov 2003
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Thu May 10, 2007 8:46 pm |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Thu May 10, 2007 8:55 pm |
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Mrs Shiver watches it religiously every year. There's no accounting for taste (she married me for God's sake). By default, I therefore have to sit through most of it too. However this year I will be watching for the sole purpose of seeing how utterly shit we (the UK) do with the abomination that is 'Scooch' surely one of the UK's worst acts EVER! |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Thu May 10, 2007 9:46 pm |
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Eurovision is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...it drones on incessantly for hours and if you are lucky you fall asleep half way through it and miss the climax. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Thu May 10, 2007 9:55 pm |
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@shiver metimbers
I agree it has got worse every year for the last 3 years. God save us next year because it really can't get any worse. |
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frankireland
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 1171
Location: Dublin
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Thu May 10, 2007 10:07 pm |
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I enjoy watching the voting
France vote for Germany, Spain.
Swizerland vote for France, Germany
Germany vote for Austria, France
compelling viewing |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Thu May 10, 2007 10:09 pm |
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Scooch.
They'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Thu May 10, 2007 10:11 pm |
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^^^What's this revolution you talk of? I have been waiting for one for a while. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
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Location: UK
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Thu May 10, 2007 10:18 pm |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Thu May 10, 2007 11:18 pm |
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God almighty how can The UK have been reduced to this?
I am sure we are known as a nation with one of the greatest musical heritages of the world but this shi*e is the best we can come up with.
We have NO chance at all. |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
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Fri May 11, 2007 1:46 am |
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Scooch!?! no wait, I'm thinking of cooch.
Does that song (I use the term lightly) remind anyone else of 1988? |
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kleindoofy
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Location: Europe
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Fri May 11, 2007 1:51 am |
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I just took a look at the list of countries that made the final.
Why don't they just re-name the contest "East-European Song Contest"? |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Fri May 11, 2007 1:55 am |
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^^^Because Eastern-Europe can't afford to pay for it. If they could I'm sure it would be renamed tomorrow. |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:31 am |
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@ B.L.Z. Bubb
Ok no male bonding ok we did that and it's over but I do have to go with DragonForce, Yes I like rock, have long hair, tattoos and piercings but does that make me a bad person DONT ASK THE MUGU'S
EDIT OOH HELL, I just did something really bad, I clicked the link for the scooch vid, and, ha ha ha ha and before all the Brits jump on me, I AM BRITISH, just don't live there anymore, I live in Eastern Europe |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:33 am |
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Lordi is absolutely god awful, and I believe they won last year.
This year, I became label mates with them, much to my dismay... The label keeps sending me cds and promos of their album, and its sooooo bad, i threw them away each time.
I also cant stand Dragonforce, but I hate power metal stuff. |
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