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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:32 am |
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Help! I'm in the middle of a pretty fun bait, and I need a photograph I can send him. What I need is a photo of an ugly woman, 40-50-ish, skinny and ugly but not cartoonishly so. He needs to believe I'm real, but be grossed out by me. He's already professed his undying love for me and is going to pick me up at the airport in Ghana, so naturally he needs to know what I look like!
Can anyone help me? |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
   = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:34 am |
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Go to google images and type your search.
Try to find multiple pictures of the same woman that you want to use so that you can drag out others if needed. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:34 am |
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Google?
[edit:] found on Google within 3 seconds:
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:38 am |
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You can find any old thing on the internet. Why don't you get a pic of Kathy Griffin or that red-head from The View. Or a local newscaster, there should be plenty of pics of people like that & you can keep pasting the face on different bodies if you need more pics. Or you need help w/ the photoshopping? I'm no expert, but i've been pasting 2 of my characters' heads on different people & my lad believes it. If it's not that good, you can also shrink the size of the pic so he can't see it up close.
@ Kleindoofy
LMAO  What was it you searched exactly?
Mod edit: Luke. Use the Edit Button, Luke.  TS |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon  Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:41 am |
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Okay, followed your advice and found an "ugly women" site, and found this:
This is perfect, because I've made a big deal to him about how I exercise and keep my body sexy, which is why I said she needed to be skinny. I've demanded that he find us a hotel with a gym, so I can keep up my workout regimen. This gal looks like she's hit the gym a few times. Thanks for he advice! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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wanamaker
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 146
Location: van, down by the river
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:42 am |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:44 am |
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If you like to workout, I'd get a female bodybuilder's pic for the body, if not the whole package |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:44 am |
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@ Kleindoofy
LMAO What was it you searched exactly? |
I did an incredibly difficult and differentiated search: "ugly woman." |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:48 am |
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I thought you used something like "escaped mental patient" or "tea at the psych ward"...  |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:55 am |
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@cachuma: Are you sure that's a "gal"? 'Cos "she" looks to have a... (I can't think of the proper name for it) wank-line on her stomach!  |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 10, 2007 3:49 am |
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Hey! That's my picture you're talking about! I may have a bit of a "masculine" look about me, but trust me baby, this is all woman here. 
And I did find her on a site called "ugly women"...
Actually, come to think of it, the whole thing would be even FUNNIER if my lad starts to think he's got a gender-bender coming over to see him! My flight leaves at 7:00 am tomorrow. I told him that I refuse to get on that plane until he tells me he loves me and that I'm beautiful. This is so funny it hurts! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu May 10, 2007 4:12 am |
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Cachuma,
You are taking to this like a duck to water. You will do very well.
Have fun
Always,
B. A. Ware |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 10, 2007 4:17 am |
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Yeah, I am kind of a natural, aren't I? Shoot, that's scary.... |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Thu May 10, 2007 5:30 am |
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| I thought you used something like "escaped mental patient" or "tea at the psych ward"... |
Am I the only one who took up the challenge?
"Tea at the psych ward" didn't elicit anything, but "escaped mental patient" came back with heaps, with this at #1
and these on the next page
I thought this was Koffi Annan
That's pretty good company - I might toddle down and commit myself  |
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toothless
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 10
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Thu May 10, 2007 5:39 am |
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| What I need is a photo of an ugly woman, 40-50-ish, skinny and ugly |
Ask and you shall receive:
*edit - this was the funniest Ann Coulter photo I could find not involving sexual photoshopping. |
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"what is the problem between you and your anus? What did you done with your anus, and that make�s it killing you? I don�t want you to die and this transaction will end like that." - Mr. Mani
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 10, 2007 5:40 am |
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! Oh, too bad...I already sent the manly woman. Oh well...I'll save this for my next mugu!
Thanks for the guffaw... |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu May 10, 2007 5:59 am |
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You sure are beautiful to a frog |
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Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Thu May 10, 2007 6:11 am |
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| 'Cos "she" looks to have a... (I can't think of the proper name for it) wank-line on her stomach! |
Also known as a "Happy Trail". |
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"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Thu May 10, 2007 6:31 am |
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@toothless I was scrolling down the thread when I had a  moment. Then I hit your post and had to go no further...  |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Thu May 10, 2007 7:02 am |
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MYEYES!MYEYES!MYEYES!
MYEYES!MYEYES!MYEYES!
MYEYES!MYEYES!MYEYES!
MYEYES!MYEYES!MYEYES!
MYEYES!MYEYES!MYEYES!
MYEYES!MYEYES!MYEYES!
MYEYES!MYEYES!MYEYES!
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וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Dimensio
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Apr 2004
Posts: 181
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Thu May 10, 2007 3:20 pm |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Thu May 10, 2007 3:45 pm |
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Cachuma wrote:
This gal looks like she's hit the gym a few times. |
That's my SISTER! |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Thu May 10, 2007 3:46 pm |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu May 10, 2007 3:48 pm |
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There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu May 10, 2007 3:53 pm |
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^^ that's his sister! |
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