Nigerian lad's safari to Benin

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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:14 pm

My character refused to go to Nigeria because she read its unsafe due to the turmoil of the elections, but has convinced the nice man at the bank that she is prepared to fly to Benin instead to sign for the inheritence. Would he be so nice and meet him there instead? For thousands of dollars in cash for fees he was prepared to meet her in Benin, everyone knows that Diamond Bank Nigeria has an "off shore" office in Benin! Twisted Evil

But he insisted on seeing her ticket first.

So Rach showed she is serious and has booked the flight:

Seems they are pleased with the ticket:

Quote:

FROM:-THE MANAGEMENT OF DIAMOND BANK PLC;
BLOCK 10, INTERNATIONAL TRADE FAIR COMPLEX,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
TEL/FAX: 234-175962***.
EMAIL:- <snip>
EMAIL;- <snip>

ATTENTION;- MRS RACHEL WE1SZ.

MADAM,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR TWO LAST EMAIL AND THE ATTACHED E-TICKET. PLEASE BE DULY INFORMED THAT THE CONTENT OF YOUR EMAILS ARE QUITE UNDRSTOOD.

CONCERNING THE ISSUE OF HOTEL, WE MUST MAKE SURE THAT OUR PROTOCO OFFICER IN OUR OFF-SHORE PAYMENT CENTRE, COTONOU WILL MAKE EVERY ARRANGEMENT IN THAT REGARDS. BE DULY ASSURED. EQUALLY, BE INFORMED THAT OUR PROTOCO OFFICER WILL BE ON DUTY TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE CONTONOU INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ON YOUR ARRIVAL TO THE HOTEL THAT WILL BE ARRANGED FOR YOU AND PLEASE KEEP THIS TRANSACTION TO YOURSELF FOR SECURITY REASONS.

WE WISH TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COME WITH TWO PASSPOT PHOTO OF YOUR GOODSELF FOR THE OPENING OF ACCOUNT IN YOUR NAME AND THE REQUIRED FEES HAS BE IN CASH.

BE GUIDED ACCORDINGLY.

THANKS.

Then, another confirmation that someone would be there to meet Rach at the airport:

Quote:

FROM:-THE MANAGEMENT OF DIAMOND BANK PLC;
BLOCK 10, INTERNATIONAL TRADE FAIR COMPLEX,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
TEL/FAX: 234-175962***.
EMAIL:- <snip>
EMAIL;- <snip>

ATTN:-MRS. RACHEL WE1SZ.

MADAM,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL. THANKS FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION.

HOWEVER, WE WISH TO ADVISE THAT ON YOUR ARRIVAL YOU SHOULD COMPLY WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS OF OUR OFF-SHORE PAYMENT CENTRE;-(ATLAS SECURITY COMPANY, COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC) TO GIVE ROOM FOR A SMOOTH TRANSACTION.

NEVERTHELESS, OUR BANK'S REPRESENTATIVE;-(MR. COLLINS OKAFOR-HEAD OF FOREIGN OPEARTIONS) WILL BE THERE TO GUIDE YOU AND AT THE SAME TIME MONITOR AND SUPERVISE THE SIGNING CEREMONY OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND RELEASED DOCUMENTS/HANDING OVER OF YOUR INHERITANCE CLAIM AMOUNT OF US$32.5 MILLION.

FINALLY, THE MANAGEMENT OF DIAMOND BANK PLC, LAGOS-NIGERIA AND I WISHES YOU A SAFE JOURNEY TO AND FRO COTONOU, REPUBLIC OF BENIN.

THANKS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR. BENSON OSARO.
(DIRECTOR; FOREIGN PAYMENT)

Would they turn up? Its only a little safari Twisted Evil

Of course they would Laughing

We are talking thousands of US dollars in cash but the change to have their way with a sexy woman!

Oh dear, it seems she missed the plane, and judging by this phone call from the lad he is not a happer camper Laughing

http://s16.quicksharing.com/v/1197211/missed_the_plane.wav.html

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:21 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:46 pm

Fantastic Work Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:49 pm

That's awesome. What's the best way to make up e-tickets? Photoshop from one that someone else has used or is there a way to create them online? Would this be possible for other airlines (like Air New Zealand or Qantas?)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Posts: 27

Well done!

re: making these - If you go to an online reservation system and get as far as you can without entering anything like a credit card, you'll at some point get some nicely formatted list of flights and so forth. Frankly that's enough in many cases but if you want to expand on that and write "E-ticket" and stuff around it that's fine too.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:55 am

I see some lovely potential for confusion there with
Abidjan
Ibadan
Abuja

I mean, they all sound the same don't they ..?

Don't they ..?

Confusion reigns supreme.

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:11 am

Great job

Was there not a noob who offered to make E-tickets from different airlines.

I have a Pastor who is traveling from Lagos to Abuja by bus. He said it took over 14 hours Laughing

Its nice to see the mugus enjoying the country side Laughing

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:27 am

good job, any amount of mileage to send a lad to travel is ok with me.
love the e-ticket ordeal, happy crowd

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:09 pm

Nice work man!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:53 pm

I think I will let them stew for a couple of days Twisted Evil

Quote:

from ATLAS DU COMPAIGNIE <atlasducompaigniedebenin@*************>
to Rachel We1sz <rachel.we1sz1@***********>
date May 8, 2007 8:22 PM
subject RE : Re: FROM ATLAS FINANCE AND SECURITY

Attn:Rachel We1sz
This is to informed you that you have us embarressed at the airport and I will want you to know that our corresponding office has told that if there is any change in your fligth schedule you should let us know but unfortunaltely you did not tell us any uptill now you yet to informed us what happen to you.

I Mr. Nathan Gomez is not happy with you and we will want to explain to us the meaning you of what you are doing?
Waiting to hear from you
yours truly
Nathan GOmez.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Nice one, Jason, that Rachel We1sz is a right pain in mugu ass Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 181

Jason_dinAlt wrote:

I think I will let them stew for a couple of days Twisted Evil

Were you travelling with any cash or other valuables at the request of your lad? When I stood up a lad at an airport, it was because I had been held up by security officals who were suspicious about someone travelling with a large amout of cash and several cellular phones and wristwatches. All of which, of course, had been requested by the person I was going to meet. It seems as though the cell phones and wristwatches were the breaking point; had my boy not greedily asked for them, I would not have been detained and he would have had his money.

I made sure to tell him this.

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