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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Mon May 07, 2007 2:28 pm |
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I recieved this in my email this morning.
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Dear xxxxx xxxxxxxx,
The above subject, please. Please be informed that am in receipt of your mail as regards to the bequest of the above named person, you. However, I may wish to inform you that she passed on in the early hours of today and prior to this she has discussed the contents of your mail with me. Please do accept my sympathy about her death. |
I wrote the good barrister back and let him know that I was alive. BUT now that I think about I do have a Dr.'s appointment today. Mabe when I get home I'll email hm again and tell him that after recieving his email I went to the Dr. and found out I have no pulse. I may indeed be dead! |
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Nitroglycerin
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Europe
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Mon May 07, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Tell the Barrister that a powerful witch-doctors summounded spirits to revive you. Should put the fear of God into him. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon May 07, 2007 2:50 pm |
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Sorry to hear about your loss, IC. 
On the other hand, we don't have that many undead members here, so that works out pretty well.  |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Mon May 07, 2007 3:17 pm |
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Don't sweat it. I've got a generous charity donor with cancer who keeps dying and popping right back up. Apparently African doctors have cured the whole "dead" thing. |
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BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon May 07, 2007 4:12 pm |
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Sorry to hear of your passing IC, however if you need someone to stand as your next of kin to take control of your many millions, I'm here for ya babe. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Mon May 07, 2007 4:16 pm |
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I am barrister BlowMe Hard. IC's family has left no heirs.... send me $1,000,000.00 via WU and we can talk about his fortune! |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon May 07, 2007 5:12 pm |
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Will there be a visitation? When is the actual funeral?
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Sherlocke
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 11
Location: Dr. Watson, are we there yet?
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Mon May 07, 2007 5:37 pm |
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| I've got a generous charity donor with cancer who keeps dying and popping right back up. |
I've got a couple of "old lad(ies)" that are dying of "cancerous problems" surprisingly of the exact same make and model! They want to give me obscene amounts of money. What's the best way to keep these sweet grannies on the hook? |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon May 07, 2007 6:06 pm |
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Screw the visitation. When's the wake?
The nice thing is that around here death doesn't seem to ever be permanent. |
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Mon May 07, 2007 9:50 pm |
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| What's the best way to keep these sweet grannies on the hook? |
Think they're the marrying kind? |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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