Recycling A Lad Threat

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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:28 pm

I got REALLY bored today and ASEMed a butt load of lads the following:

Quote:

TONY,

YOU THINK SAY I NOR GO KNOW SAY NA YOU TAKE MY MAGA?
MAKE I TELL YOU FOR YOU INFORMATION,NA AYELALA PAPER I GO BRING FOR YOUR PAPA AND MIND
YOU IF YOU NOR RETURN MY MONEY FOR ME,MAKE YOU NOR EVER STEP UROMI AGAIN,IF YOU TRY AM,
I GO BURST YOUR TWO EYES.I SWEAR TO GOD.

DARE ME.

So far, this is what I have received back:

Quote:

"[email protected]"
to <fake lad>
date May 1, 2007 6:05 PM
subject U DEY COME SEE WHO? UR PAPA? OR MAMA

GUY WHO U BE SELF WHICH ONE BE YOUR OWN U NOT JUST DEY TRY YOU GET MAGA I GO BRING E.F.C.C COME FOR U MAKE U TELL DEM THE MEANING OF MAGA.

TERRY

To which I replied with another recycled lad threat: SENT!

Quote:

U B BIG NOTHIN BOY, EMTY HOLE IN UR HEAD SHOUL HAVE BULET IN IT, ALONG WIT UR FAMILY OF TOTO FACEDE PONKS, WAR VETRANS SHALL PRACTICE ON UR FAMILY AND U WILL B SAD (AN DEAD) FUCKIN FOOL LIKE U

Note: Watch the posts for edits where I've added replies and such. Should get interesting (and confusing) Laughing

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:12 am

Ah, the joys of the insult bait. I love it!

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:09 am

Here's another reply to my original:

Quote:

FINANCIAL CRIMES OUTBURST <--- this is the actual name they sent it under. Laughing

to <fake lad>
date May 1, 2007 8:26 PM
subject Re: I DEY COME
signed-by yahoo.co.uk

Na pe le wus na AYELALA GBE ERA GBI UYIWE <--- Tanslation, please. Shocked

To which I have replied with:

Quote:

GUY WHO U BE SELF WHICH ONE BE YOUR OWN U NOT JUST DEY TRY YOU GET MAGA I GO BRING E.F.C.C COME FOR U MAKE U TELL DEM THE MEANING OF MAGA.

TERRY

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:48 am

I think I have been excorsized!! Shocked

Quote:

"[email protected]
to <fake lad<
date May 2, 2007 12:27 AM
subject it's well

thank you jesus,

thnak you my lord,

what ever that i am,

it's by your grace........................

Were me and you for see wey i dey collect your maga. ok let me gve you the 7 secret of wealth

Looooooooooooooooook at the secret.

1.pay your tithe,

2.sow seed

3.pray always (12am-2am every day)

4.say nice thing about your self.

5.stand in front of your mirror and say to your self.I am a sucessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

6.always smile as you bumb with positive mental attitude

7.let love dwell in your heart.

so.. I sent him this love letter:

Quote:

Na pe le wus na AYELALA GBE ERA GBI UYIWE

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:08 am

Quote:

Ben Edward
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 2:27 AM
subject Yes am Mugu then you are Wise!!!!!!!!

Well,Nwaigbo go ahead and say what ever you like ok,but i know i have to help you and i will do so ok.But before then i will like you to bad character in you ok.

When you receive Christ let me kwon so that i will immediately start my work on you ok.You have no problem again,as far as you want to know me,Thank my God Jesus Christ for that ok.

Am not in Africa like you???

Bye for now.

of course, i replied with the previous lad reply

Quote:

thank you jesus,

thnak you my lord,

what ever that i am,

it's by your grace........................

Were me and you for see wey i dey collect your maga. ok let me gve you the 7 secret of wealth

Looooooooooooooooook at the secret.

1.pay your tithe,

2.sow seed

3.pray always (12am-2am every day)

4.say nice thing about your self.

5.stand in front of your mirror and say to your self.I am a sucessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

6.always smile as you bumb with positive mental attitude

7.let love dwell in your heart.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:13 am

Quote:

Mrs. Mary Makumbli
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 3:56 AM
subject NWANNE TAKE THINGS EASY

Nwanne,
Nawaaoh, How you take this kind talk to dey write stranger. Who u be and you dey come from. I am Bomma from Enugu I know be Tony. Guy take things easy with any toney u dey get prob with becasue u know sey this no be Job and make this EFCC caught you for dragging money that will not even be upto ur bailing.
Where are u from?
Bomma

Reply to scammer is, of course, the reply I got from the lad before him:

Quote:

Well,Nwaigbo go ahead and say what ever you like ok,but i know i have to help you and i will do so ok.But before then i will like you to bad character in you ok.

When you receive Christ let me kwon so that i will immediately start my work on you ok.You have no problem again,as far as you want to know me,Thank my God Jesus Christ for that ok.

Am not in Africa like you???

Bye for now.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:51 am

Quote:

Mr FRANCES NOLAN
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 4:21 AM
subject Re: I GO CARRY YOU

DEVIL KILL YOU AND UR AYELALA.......................................
777777777777777777777777777777777777777

MAKE U NO WRITE ME AGAIN FOOL

Reply:

Quote:

Nwanne,
Nawaaoh, How you take this kind talk to dey write stranger. Who u be and you dey come from. I am Bomma from Enugu I know be Tony. Guy take things easy with any toney u dey get prob with becasue u know sey this no be Job and make this EFCC caught you for dragging money that will not even be upto ur bailing.
Where are u from?
Bomma

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:53 am

Quote:

EURO LOTTERY PAYMENT
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 4:25 AM
subject ODE

YOU BE ODE

YOU NO BE GUY MAN AT ALL

NA FOR UROMI JUNCTION I GO KPEME YOUOOO

CALL ME MAKE I TEACH YOU JOB

00447045712096

Reply:

Quote:

DEVIL KILL YOU AND UR AYELALA.......................................
777777777777777777777777777777777777777

MAKE U NO WRITE ME AGAIN FOOL

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:01 am

Yet More..

Quote:

Dr JONATHAN OWUSU
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 4:53 AM
subject RE: I DEY COME

WHO BE THIS,WHERE YOU DEY.THIS NOR BE TONY.I DEY GHANA.
WHICH TONY YOU DEY TALK ABOUT.WHERE YOU DEY STAY

Reply:

Quote:

YOU BE ODE

YOU NO BE GUY MAN AT ALL

NA FOR UROMI JUNCTION I GO KPEME YOUOOO

CALL ME MAKE I TEACH YOU JOB

00447045712096

Next lad:
Huh? That's kinda like saying "back at ya!" Weak.. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

john bulton
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 4:54 AM
subject Mumu your Mama and ur Papa

MUMU MY IS HASSAN
TONY,

YOU THINK SAY I NOR GO KNOW SAY NA YOU TAKE MY MAGA?
MAKE I TELL YOU FOR YOU INFORMATION,NA AYELALA PAPER I GO BRING FOR YOUR PAPA AND MIND
YOU IF YOU NOR RETURN MY MONEY FOR ME,MAKE YOU NOR EVER STEP UROMI AGAIN,IF YOU TRY AM,
I GO BURST YOUR TWO EYES.I SWEAR TO GOD.

DARE ME

My reply to him:

Quote:

WHO BE THIS,WHERE YOU DEY.THIS NOR BE TONY.I DEY GHANA.
WHICH TONY YOU DEY TALK ABOUT.WHERE YOU DEY STAY

He wrote back:

Quote:

john bulton
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 12:07 PM
subject Usman Bello

i m ghana too my name is hassan

Since I've run out of lad replies, I sent him some of Zorro's lad's spewings:

Quote:

U AR A FOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD. U AR THE BIGEST COMPOUND FOOL IN DA WORLD. U OSU BASTARD TYPE LIKE THOSE FROM OJO STREET AND CENTER COURT WHO MAKE RITUAL AT OGBONI SHRINE. U ARE PROBABLY A GAY HOMOSESUAL AND TAKE AMU IN UR ASS IN THE CAFE BATHROOM, WHEN U ARE NOT SENDING SCAM LETTERS. WHAT A SIN THING. WHY U PLAY AT GUY, U SMALL BOY? U ARE A MUGU AND NEVER GET ANY MONEY AT THE WESTERN UNION . PIECE OF SHIT LIKE U, U ARE A WASTE TO MANKIND,SO STUPID U WILL NEVER GET ONE KOBO FROM MAGA MAY U REMAIN LAZY AND A CHURCH RAT THROUGHOUT UR LIFE.

John Bulton emailed me back.. This is SO original.. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

john bulton
to <fake lad>
date May 3, 2007 2:38 AM
subject MONEY AT THE WESTERN UNION

U AR A FOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD. U AR THE BIGEST COMPOUND FOOL IN DA WORLD. U OSU BASTARD TYPE LIKE THOSE FROM OJO STREET AND CENTER COURT WHO MAKE RITUAL AT OGBONI SHRINE. U ARE PROBABLY A GAY HOMOSESUAL AND TAKE AMU IN UR ASS IN THE CAFE BATHROOM, WHEN U ARE NOT SENDING SCAM LETTERS. WHAT A SIN THING. WHY U PLAY AT GUY, U SMALL BOY? U ARE A MUGU AND NEVER GET ANY MONEY AT THE WESTERN UNION . PIECE OF SHIT LIKE U, U ARE A WASTE TO MANKIND,SO STUPID U WILL NEVER GET ONE KOBO FROM MAGA MAY U REMAIN LAZY AND A CHURCH RAT THROUGHOUT UR LIFE.
HAUS CALL ME
08056491440
+447045708016
+233788098543

So I replied:

Quote:

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then I sent this:

Quote:

I am disapointed in you.U will not and neva make it.Unless you start paying your tithe.and unless you change your mentality as well as your ways of thinking.Your mental attitude is too poor.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:42 am

Oh dear.. I didn't know he was anybody important.. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Luke Gala Zamble
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 5:30 AM
subject Re: AYELALA GO CARRY YOU

OBOY, ARE YOU JOKING? DID YOU KNOW WHOM YOU ARE TALKING TO? ANYWAY, RESPECT YOURSELF.

So I replied:

Quote:

Mumu your Mama and ur Papa

MUMU MY IS HASSAN

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:21 pm

I like your style! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:25 pm

Lad sez:

Quote:

Nicholas Williams
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 8:21 AM
subject Re: YOU DEY MUGU

guy u nor dey talk like gman.

I sez:

Quote:

OBOY, ARE YOU JOKING? DID YOU KNOW WHOM YOU ARE TALKING TO? ANYWAY, RESPECT YOURSELF.

Next lad didn't care enough to send the very best..

Quote:

anthony charles
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 5:44 AM
subject RE : YOU DEY MUGU

So I sent him the reply above:

Quote:

guy u nor dey talk like gman.

Next lad seems a little confused:

Quote:

livenus akon
to <fake lad>
date May 2, 2007 8:42 AM
subject RE : AYELALA GO CARRY YOU

WHO BE THIS SELF?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

So I have no choice but to send him the blank email the last lad sent.. Confused

Quote:

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:23 pm

419weasel wrote:

I GO BURST YOUR TWO EYES.I SWEAR TO GOD.

DARE ME.

hee hhee,

(edit) add,
419weasel, can I barrow the piece of sig, for a mass bait. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:25 pm

The visuals are disturbing yet amusing at the same time..

EDIT:

Quote:

Steven Brown writes:

steven brown
to <fake lad>
date May 3, 2007 4:04 AM
subject RE: MUGU
mailed-by hotmail.fr

old boy i go kill you if you tryam

I thought it was only fair to write him back:

Quote:

I am disapointed in you.U will not and neva make it.Unless you start paying your tithe.and unless you change your mentality as well as your ways of thinking.Your mental attitude is too poor.

And, yet another one rises to the occasion:

Quote:

"[email protected]"
to me

show details
5:47 am (4 hours ago)

YOU BE IDIOT BOY

My reply?

Quote:

Na pe le wus na AYELALA GBE ERA GBI UYIWE

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:34 pm

ROFL!

I love the lads responses to other lad's stupendously stupid responses Smile

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:52 am

Hmm... They just don't get it, do they?

Quote:

"TSB BANK."
to <fake lad>
date May 5, 2007 5:51 PM
subject Dear
signed-by yahoo.co.uk

Dear (dear WHO? Is the fact they couldn't address my fake lad by his name an insult?)
This is to inform you that we are in receipt of bank transanctionary documentation worth �37,000,000,000(Great Britain Pounds) and release documents on your behalf.

For the onward proceeding of this transaction you require an account here in our bank because the Lottery cheque cannot be processed elsewhere. This is in accordance with policies behind its provision by the lottery board, protecting your cheque and ruling out complications which would arise in transfer proceedings elsewhere.

For the opening of your account we require a copy of your passport photograph (your picture), and �350 Great Britain Pounds, this is because we cannot open the account with your winning cheque. The amount (�350) will be used as a deposit to open an account in your name where your cheque will be deposited, from hence your funds shall be transferred immediately to your local bank account.

NOTE: Immediately after the completion of the wire transfer the account will be closed down, and your �350 Great Britain Pounds will be refunded to you.

Find below herein our standard account opening form. You are required to duly fill out the requested data and send back to us immediately, along with this, you are required to send us a scanned copy of your passport photograph via email attachement.

Many Thanks.

Alastair Murray
Forex Allocation Unit Manager
Customer Support
Lloyds TSB
_______________________________________________________________________
This e-mail is only for the above addressees. It may contain confidential or privileged information. If you are not an addressee you must not copy, distribute, disclose or use any of the information in it or any attachments. If you have received it in error please notify the sender and delete it immediately.

Lloyds TSB Bank plc. Registered office: 160-162 High Street , Acton , London , W3 6RA Registered in
England and Wales , number 2065.
transferred your monery to you with
Western Union to day buy pay �350 for transferred with Western Union to day
for payments email <removed>
HSBC - The World's Local Bank
ACCOUNT OPENING FORM

CUSTOMER INFORMATION
______________________________________________________
Name:

______________________________________________________
your bank name
______________________________________________________
your transfer name
_____________________________________________________

Address:
______________________________________________________
Home Phone:
______________________________________________________
Business Phone:
______________________________________________________
Date of Birth:
______________________________________________________
State:
______________________________________________________
City:
_____________________________________________________
Zip Code:
______________________________________________________

That just won't do! Mad

This calls for more of Zorro's lad.

Quote:

UR MOTHER SHE STIL DEY HUSTLE AN LOOK FOR WHO GO FUCK HER WRINKLED OLD PUSSY FOR 2 NAIRA. SHE HAV THE STINKEST TOTO ON EARTH. IT SMELL LIKE TOLIET HOLE YET U SUCK OUT DA WORMS THEY LIVE THER. MAN SAY HELLO TO YA MAMA HER TOTO DEY SMELLING DAMN THING.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:05 am

@419weasel, put the lad through hell Laughing