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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Fri May 04, 2007 7:54 am |
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Just checking through my catching account spam box and I find I've won the Graceland finance lottery (thanks Elvis) Yay! The clever people at Graceland finance even had the good foresight to open a UK. office.
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HEADQUARTERS: 1A BEXON COURT CARLTON NOTTINGHAM SHIRE NOTTINGHAM NG4
1SQ ESSEX UNITED KINGDOM.
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Looks like someone's been busy moving stuff around. In really big lorries. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Fri May 04, 2007 7:58 am |
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Damn! You've let out the secret!!!
Elvis has obviously taken his billions and fled to Nottingham, where he started his own Internet lottery that you can win without even buying a ticket.
Sheesh, you are SO suspicious!!!
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:05 am |
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Hey thats just around the corner from me!
Want me to pick it up for you?
(�50 handling fee payable by Western Union) |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:14 am |
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Sure, now if you'll just forward me the release fees... |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:18 am |
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CARLTON NOTTINGHAM SHIRE NOTTINGHAM NG4
1SQ ESSEX UNITED KINGDOM.
Unless they moved Nottingham, the last time I looked, it wasn't in Essex |
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Katipo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 53
Location: New Zealand
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:22 am |
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I'd look again, you never know . . . |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:28 am |
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^^ To be fair, I've not been back to the UK for 3 years, but, I'm going back for my sisters wedding on 25th May!!!! (Derbyshire, but not too far away from Nottinghamshire, and I did used to work near Carlton at one stage, oh, and I have worked in Essex! I even bought a white handbag!)
Edit: I do hope they've not moved Nottingham Else my planned nightlife aint happening! |
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Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 108
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:32 am |
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Lived in Nottingham, UK, for a while years-and-years ago...Carlton is nearby Nottingham itself, and that address seems to be a legit one for a firm of Decorators! But googling the postcode also brings it up as one (of many) used for lottery scams! |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:35 am |
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^^ Hey Julian, Welcome!!!
But....No matter how many times you look at it, Nottingham ain't in Essex |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:42 am |
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Nobody's noticed that the COUNTY of Nottinghamshire is now in the CITY of Nottingham. |
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:45 am |
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^^^^ I think it's all part of a cunning plan by your lad to send you into an infinite loop whilst trying to decypher what his actual address is.
I say give him a slap and let him know that you'll never settle for such rubbish. Everyone knows that Nottingham is really in Kent. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 10:19 am |
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CARLTON NOTTINGHAM
Ahhh, memories of the Black Orchid...
(Oops, that's how long it is since I've been to Nottingham, I meant Lenton, not Carlton ) |
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Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:40 pm |
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Gantz wrote: |
Nobody's noticed that the COUNTY of Nottinghamshire is now in the CITY of Nottingham. |
Now you've got me thinking ...UK 'Football Teams'
Why is Notts County Football Club actually within the Nottingham City Limits ... and Nottingham Forest Football Club (who play at a place called "City Ground" are actually based in the County of Nottinghamshire
Beats me |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:44 pm |
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^^^Because people will travel to see Forest... |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:07 am |
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Nitroglycerin
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Europe
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:22 am |
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The other thing about those ground is that they're barely anything apart. And from the County Ground, the Forest Ground looks like it's slanted.
Also, the worst address I ever recieved actually came today...:
P.O.Box 142
Yep. No country, city, name or anything. Just P.O.Box 142. |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Sun May 06, 2007 7:13 am |
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I had one that talked about the city of Wyoming. |
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Sun May 06, 2007 8:42 am |
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I once asked a ladette whether she'd been to London. When asked which part of town, she replied with Grimsby. |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Sun May 06, 2007 12:35 pm |
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Speaking of stupid mugus, though it's nothing to do with my op. This is a screenie of the properties of a pic in a lotto scam. Check out it's name.
Un-effin-believable! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun May 06, 2007 2:35 pm |
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A lot of 'em hotlink to pics at the genuine sites like that. I recently had some mails in one of my catcher accounts linking to logos at the metropolitan police website. The 'crossed fingers' logo is the one seen most often though.
It really shouldn't be too hard for the admin to fix things so that when the image is requested from an IP not logged into the main site, an alternative image with a warning about scams would be sent in its place. We can dream. |
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