Washing Machine :)

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:51 pm

Hey guys,,

it is my vlads birthday and she wants a pressie, a washing machine as you can read below, she asked for cash to buy one herself but I am a gemtleman and I want to send her 10 via a shipping company Twisted Evil

Does anyone have some pics of really old outdated washing machines I can send to my love Twisted Evil

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My Love

Tomorrow will be my birthday, tomorrow I will go to my grandma and will not
write you , in the village is not Internet cafe, I will stay in there
for few days, I will be miss you very much, but I hope you will be
with me tomorrow in minds! I would like to buy present for me , it is
washing machine, I have not one and should washing by my own hands, my
hands are very sensitive and you understand that it is very hard to
washing by hands..It will be the best present on my birthday. It is
problem for me to buy new washing machine, it is costs for me big
money. Baby if you want make me present for birthday, please send me
some money for my present about that I dream, I will by washing
mashing, please.
I Love you my Sweet, take care and mind about me!

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:04 pm

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:06 pm

The internet is a truly wonderful place. I just put "washing machine museum" in Google and this is what it got back with:

http://www.oldewash.com/

There are pics of plenty of 1950s models from the likes of Hoover and Bendix, going all the way back to 19th century equipment. Your vlad will not belive his luck! Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:07 pm

@wayne,

I love it and I think my love will too.

@hellbastard,

She will get a top model from your link too,,,

Am I good to my vlads or what??? Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:51 pm

Don't forget to include a copy of "The Good Old Electric Washing Machine" song by John Hartford. Laughing

http://www.amazon.com/How-Time-Does-Fly-Anthology/dp/B000000MLB

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:48 pm

Hellbastard wrote:

The internet is a truly wonderful place......There are pics of plenty of 1950s models from the likes of Hoover and Bendix, going all the way back to 19th century equipment. Your vlad will not belive his luck! Laughing

I love that site, especially the Savage Washer and Dryer.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:07 am

Do her hands look strangely detatched to you... Shocked

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:57 am

I don't know about her hands but I'd love to take a lawnmower to those eyebrows.. Shocked

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:31 pm

Ah the use of a mirror to hide the fact that she is a Chernobyl blonde... MUTANT ALERT Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Dec 2003 Posts: 482

Ninety-nine percent of the flats in Russia do not have hookups for a washing machine, would not work and besides there is nowhere they could fit it. Most Russian women do the laundry in the bathtub, hang the wet clothes on lines in the bathroom and along the hallway. So I would suggest this:

The Russian Bath Tub this particular one in Volgograd

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:55 am

I like the pic Smile

perhaps she will recognize it ?

I will send it to her for added impact Smile

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:07 am

What the hell is that thing on the wall? Looks like an evil vacuum cleaner for your body.......

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:02 am

That's your actual "on demand" gas hot water heater circa. 1950 !!!

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:30 am

When I was a young lad we had one of those hot water heaters in the old laundry/bathroom. It was fully copper & brass as I remember, I bet it would be worth a fortune today. It was the most scariest thing though for a 3yo except for dad's old enlarger in his bedroom that thing freaked me out one day Embarassed

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:12 pm

Harrya, I'm almost afraid to ask but what is Dad's old enlarger? My imagination is going wild on that one???? I have no idea what that is but you can guess where I am going with it in my mind.......lmao

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:46 pm

Photographic not erotic, damn thing looked a bit like a 1960's R2D2. There I was put in this room to sleep, no chance I wasn't sleeping I knew that thing was going to get me.
Hmm scarred for life

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 3

omg... the same letter is here!!!! exact!
see my other post in the other thread

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:12 pm

Now my Vlad is confused, I asked for her details re the washing machine and I got this back ???? Question

Quote:

Hello my dear !!!

Thank you very much for your support!!!
You ask me where you can send money, I give you my
address and full name, send me please by western
union, it will be fast.
It is my address and name:

Skorobogatova Olga Urievna
(surname) (name) (Patromynic)

My address is:
Ukraine, Kirovsk city(93800), Tyhachevskogo Street
12/3.

I hope we will meet soon and I will look at your eyes
and your smile and you take my hand and we will go for
a walk , I will watch you my town and the place where
I live and you introduce yourself to my parents!))
It is my best desire!
I know we will meet.
I want say you thank you again!

I hope I will buy new good iron door and do not be

afraid and could return to normal life.
Thank you!
I am waiting dear!!!

Your Olya.

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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:26 pm

I thought this one was really nice.

Now she can get a bit of excercize while she does her laundry.
But really you should ask if that is an extra hand, the way her foot looks after Chernobyl or is there someone else up her crotch fighting to get out?

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:32 pm

Personally I would vote for a crotch monster Cool

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:17 pm

Quote:

I don't know about her hands but I'd love to take a lawnmower to those eyebrows..

I thought I saw it go through the middle, notice the clean lane! Anyway the wig is a ball tearer!

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:57 am

What in the name of christ is going on with it's hands???

I would run away while you can maybe it has special psychic powers as well.

AlexS

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:16 am

^ I think she is in front of a mirror.

Love all the washing machine pics by the way. Laughing

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:36 am

^^^

Ted I'm so glad you said that, I thought it was so obvious and didn't bother about it.

As for the eyebrows well in my opinion she borrowed them from a goat.
Not that I know much about goats nor eyebrows.

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:37 am

That's Nigella Lawson in a bad blonde wig. No question.