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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat May 05, 2007 7:48 am |
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Background:
Early days in this bait... the form Laddo sent had a "virus" so I couldn't open it  slapped him for that. Then his finance company email got shut down - slapped him for that
Then he accused me of holding up the transaction.
He caught me on a bad day
This is what I had to say (warning: contains Grown up Naughty language)
Note that the same Lad is playing both the Rev and H4mmond
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I am not delaying this transaction!!!!!
How dare you even suggest such a thing!
First off, the form that was sent to me from Forti$ Fin4nce was infected with a virus!
My Anti Virus software would not let me open it.
Is that my fault? NO!
You then wrote out the form into an email (which must have taken you a while to do, yes? Probably on the plane to Australia I suspect) and sent it from your own account with an accusation that is was MY computer that was at fault.
I let that insult go as I realised I was dealing with a religious man who is clearly a complete ignoramus when it comes to internet and emails
But now you compound the insult by telling me that the bounced emails to Forti$ Fin4nce are also down to my computer!
Are you a complete imbecile or just practising?
If you're such a fucking expert you tell me how I can bounce an email?
You stupid little prick!
The only reason my emails bounced was because of an error with the email account of Forti$ Fin4nce!
It has nothing to do with me!
You may be a smartass when it comes to quotes for the Bible but you clearly know jackshit about internet and emails.
And you tell me this smartass - this is a serious business and if Forti$ Fin4nce hadn't heard from me (for several days now!), why didn't they contact me using one of their "good" email addresses?
And how come Forti$ Fin4nce have suddenly got an extra 3 email accounts that I never knew about?
And why have Forti$ Fin4nce switched from Myway to Excite??
This whole fiasco smacks of Forti$ Fin4nce and P4ul H4mmond making an monumental screw up and are now trying to hide their incompetence by passing the blame onto the customer.
And the worse thing about this is that YOU are fucking helping them!!
Now, stop trying to protect the reputation by sucking up to the small boy P4ul H4mmond behind the Forti$ Fin4nce emails. I don't care if he is your gay lover, I want professionalism and so far I have not one iota of intelligence from yourself or that cretin H4mmond.
I did not crawl out from under a rock yesterday.
I do know about internet and emails
You insult my intelligence once more and you can find some other fucking fool to belittle and insult because I'll be gone.
Kindly pass this information onto that prick H4mmond and makes sure he gets the message that I am not prepared to be lied to by you or anyone else.
This is your last chance.
Thus spake
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Dear ,
I contacted Forti$ Fin4nce Insurance the mail they sent for you was going with varus that is while you can not open the Non Residential Form to fill, they told me that they will re-sent the mail again for you, i hope the mail will come to succiefully.
I wait to hear from you when you received the form send by Forti$ fin4nce.
My regards
Rev Father P** B*** |
That is my first ever "nasty slap" - but, boy, it was just what I needed  |
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 Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat May 05, 2007 8:55 am |
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 You're destined straight to Mugu Hell by insulting the poor Reverend like that! |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:22 am |
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[Thus spake
Zara Thustra]
ROFLMAO!!! |
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'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
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See SP's Irish Safari!
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:25 am |
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Hmmmm you better repent  It's the only way to save your soul
I'll bet the mugu was shocked when he got the letter. He will be walking on rice paper when he writes to you from now on
It's always good to give the mugus a good sound slap
Good job |
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 Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:38 am |
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[Thus spake
Zara Thustra]
ROFLMAO!!! |
Seconded |
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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:39 am |
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Repent to save my soul... hmmm
Well maybe.. but as my character Zara Thustra is a phophet from (circa) the 18th century BC and founder of the Zororastrian religion, I think I have
a) age
b) experience
c) background
d) a cracking CV
over a mere Reverend
I think I'll get away with being sent to Purgatory this time.. |
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x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Katipo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 53
Location: New Zealand
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Sat May 05, 2007 8:43 pm |
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Tell him you will be waiting there to oversee HIS time in hell, you da oga ... |
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Been here, done that, now I'm back. . .
You are a very unserious man - Koffi |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat May 05, 2007 10:10 pm |
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That was fantastic, I can't remeber when I laughed so hard  |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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icepeople
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 64
Location: United States
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Sun May 06, 2007 1:58 am |
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You're a bad influence, pal. You're giving me ideas |
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