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llamedos
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Sat May 05, 2007 8:46 am |
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She *starred* in a remake of House of Wax
IIRC she ended up with a metal pole being rammed through her head.
I quite enjoyed that bit |
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it wasn't me
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Sat May 05, 2007 8:51 am |
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I missed the news (Champers an all that..) Still don't know what she got/did.... |
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SlayerFaith
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Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:06 am |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6624223.stm |
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breadcrumb
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:43 am |
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Paris hot?? Well....yes....the body might be, except for the face (I don�t like her looks). But on the other side: Who would like to talk to her anyways?
Her in prison: So, when will her new movie: "A dyke in Paris: The lesbian slammer experiences" come out? |
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Hekate
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Joined: 08 Aug 2005
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Sat May 05, 2007 10:04 am |
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Pantsface wrote: |
I did, yes. She may be worthless, and stupid, and etc, but she is still good looking I think. |
Really? I've always thought she was spectacularly ugly. Not a patch on, say, Charlize Theron. |
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it wasn't me
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Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Sat May 05, 2007 10:22 am |
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@Slayerfaith -
once again, I am in your debt |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:23 pm |
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It's sad that it would take three stops before anyone does anything. It was the third time that she was pulled over and found that she was driving with no license.
I'm pretty sure that I know the officer involved in the third stop. I'll ask. He's very much like the 419 Eater bunch. Smarter than the average bear and trying to make the world a better place with no regards to salary. Yes, he does it for free.
He told me in February he busted someone very big for speeding with no lights on and driving without a license. He predicted it will make the news. He's mentioned the names of the famous in the past that he's busted for soliciting male prostitutes in the past so I felt that this had to be a big fish. After he busted a "big bellied" Star Trek star for something really sick even on Hollywood Blvd, he told me that it would not make the papers. He was right. Last week he told me at dinner that he did not care how famous a person was and as an example he had a Bentley towed that day. It was double parked on Sunset Blvd and the fees owed were over $8000.
Pretty amazing guy, drives a Lotus, has great looking bastard kids, an English nanny for them, is a member of the Screen Actors Guild and does police work for free.
Crap, I just realized this is a major thread jack.
Yeah, Paris Hilton deserves more than 45 days and I'm glad she won't be allowed to spend her time in a converted Hilton. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:31 pm |
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She should get ten years for destruction of property. Every time she is on telly i have to replace my set because the screen keeps breaking.
Anyone else have this problem? |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:34 pm |
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breadcrumb wrote: |
Who would like to talk to her anyways? |
Who said anything about talking to her? |
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Reprob8
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Joined: 20 Sep 2004
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Is there a rear entrance to the Paris Hilton? .... Ooops, I thought you were talking about the hotel. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
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Sat May 05, 2007 5:39 pm |
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"Got a load to deliver, where do you want it"
"Dump it in Paris Hiltons rear entrance"
My, how the staff must be rolling in the streets with that one
Connie L Gus:
Your good samaritan drives a Lotus?
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
I've wanted to own one since I was squeezing spots and the Elise is just simply Sex on Wheels |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
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Sat May 05, 2007 7:19 pm |
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Paris Hilton is hideous. Her body is passable but her face could make Mahatma Ghandi recoil in terror. I can't even look at her without throwing up.
@ Jen Derbender
Wow, thanks! That site will come in mighty handy. I didn't know they made sites like that. |
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Spudz
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Sat May 05, 2007 8:04 pm |
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I`m surprised nobody has chopped her head onto a real convict.....yet!
She`s going in on June the 5th, which gives her plenty of time to buy her way out. Is that the regular way it`s done? I thought as soon as someone was sentenced they go straight to jail without passing go, or is the judge giving her a head start on the weightlifting? |
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Tommo Shanter
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Sat May 05, 2007 8:54 pm |
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Jailing Paris Hilton is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.... you bang her up in close confinement for a month and a half and you then come out a changed man. She on the other hand.... |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:07 pm |
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Want to enter Paris Hilton?
Just use the door:
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sun May 06, 2007 12:24 am |
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Interesting article in today's Age:
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Hopefully, Paris Hilton likes chicken.
She was sentenced today to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Centre, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.
Inmates there get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork are not permitted - "it's all poultry-based", said Captain Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as "a very nice place".
Like other high-profile Los Angeles County inmates - OJ Simpson, Robert Blake, Robert Mitchum, Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson among them - Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.
Inmates are allowed outside their cells for an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards - mobile telephones and Blackberries are not allowed.
There have been other celebrities at the women's jail. Actress Daryl Hannah, arrested last year for failing to leave a 5.7-hectare inner-city garden where farmers were being evicted, spent a few hours there.
A year ago, former Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez showed up to serve a 60-day jail sentence for violating probation terms after her drink-driving arrest in Hawaii. She was released in hours because of overcrowding.
Sometimes stars are allowed to do their time in a jail of their choosing. In such cases celebrities pay a daily room-and-board fee to the smaller jails, which afford them more privacy and comfort.
Sean Penn found a jail in Bridgeport, a remote town on the eastern flank of the Sierra, to serve a 60-day sentence in 1987 for fighting with a photographer in violation of his probation for a bar room brawl.
Cop-slapping actress Zsa Zsa Gabor served three days behind bars in 1990 at the El Segundo jail near the Los Angeles International Airport. She paid $US85 ($A103.36) a day.
But the judge in Hilton's case would not allow such an arrangement, so she will head to Lynwood on June 5. |
Personally; I do think she's a bit of a scatterbrain - but probably most males on this forum wouldn't turn down the opportunity to co-star in another home video either. |
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JoeTam
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Sun May 06, 2007 1:14 am |
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That constantly half awake, dream like, drug induced stare, droopy eye socket look? Vicodin, Methaqualone, lorazepam, dilaudid, and a 3 blast of Whiskey with an acid chaser? Or, is the amphetamine and the lack of sleep? Drop that soap Princess! Bread, mustard, baloney, and slop. It's lunch time, not for you, for your cellies! Food stealers babe. You go hungry, Angel. Time for some Pruno. I'd be willing to pick her up from jail. And toss her off a cliff. |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
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Sun May 06, 2007 1:31 am |
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^^^ summed it up right there. |
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Gnasher
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:32 am |
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Hey, it's not all bad. She'll get her wonk-eye fixed plus a general rearrangement of her face for free when The Ladies in Cell Block H decide whose biatch she's going to be during her stay.
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
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Sun May 06, 2007 3:35 am |
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^^^My hubby always says she's got a wonkey eye, I can't see it myself
I also think that Paris Hilton is a fine upstanding member of the community and a great role model for our children. |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
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Sun May 06, 2007 4:40 am |
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Not to be crude, but I just want to **** her silly.
wow, that was rude.. sorry |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
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Sun May 06, 2007 5:07 am |
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@Pantsface - You? Rude? Never! |
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I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Sun May 06, 2007 7:45 am |
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A year ago, former Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez showed up to serve a 60-day jail sentence for violating probation terms after her drink-driving arrest in Hawaii. She was released in hours because of overcrowding. |
What's the betting the jail is a little too 'full' when Ms Hilton turns up?
Upon leaving prison, Paris goes to her doctor for a check up
"That's a very clean vagina you have there"
"It should be. I had a woman in 3 times a week"
Thankyouthankyouyouvebeenagreataudienceyoureallyhave. |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Sun May 06, 2007 7:52 am |
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Pantsface wrote: |
I just want to **** her silly. |
Her silly probably has about every disease a man could want, Pants |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
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Sun May 06, 2007 8:43 am |
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Yeah - she's a walking Biohazard. **** safe!!! |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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