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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, Gary Larson, grandparents, immediate family, Golda Meir, Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt. |
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I HAVE HEARD OF YOUR EVIL DEEDS IN THE NET HACKING PEOPLE INFORMATION BUT OLLOOOKUN THE GOD OF MOMBASSA KENYA WILL STRANGLE YOU ON YOUR BED IN 7 DAYS TIME, COUNTING FROM TODAY. (8/03/2008)
 Lome, Togo to Bouake, Ivory Coast
Lagos to Abuja
 
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri May 04, 2007 2:30 pm |
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@JoJo -- my mommy had a tummy ache and I appeared magically laying next to her in the hospital bed. What?? |
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Fri May 04, 2007 3:19 pm |
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Marilyn Manson, Eddie Izzard, Michael Palin, Leonardo de vinci, Ewan Mcgregor, Alice Cooper and Gordan Ramsey.
(Can't think of any girlies....Oh yeah, Coronalight! ) |
jenny agutter,
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*this deal is like a straw to a drowning man -chuck solodu
*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Fri May 04, 2007 3:26 pm |
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Vincent van Gogh, Rabindranath Tagore, Audrey Hepburn, Madame Curie and Tom Hanks |
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Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:14 pm |
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| HRH Prince Harry, someone with a small drink problem |
That'll be two in one then...
Okay... Dr. Sheffield (inventor of the toothpaste & the way to get the paste into the tube), Karl Marx & Fidel Castro (so they could have a discussion about why it all went wrong), the Weasel (just because...), Pablo Picasso, Janis Joplin, El Lute... |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri May 04, 2007 8:48 pm |
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If I may, I am going to steal Samuel Clemens from Raoul Duke and add him to my list. Let me know when you are finished with him. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:17 pm |
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jenny agutter,
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In her Logan's Run period! 
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| If I may, I am going to steal Samuel Clemens from Raoul Duke and add him to my list. Let me know when you are finished with him. |
If I had to choose only 3 guests, Mr Clemens would be one of them...
Frank, I'm sure we could come to an arrangement, if you introduced me to the young lady in your icon |
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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:28 pm |
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^^^ Deal!
Edit: I forgot to add her name. Meet Monica Bellucci. And now, Google is your friend. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:28 pm |
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The lads from TWAT
They'd eat anything by now, no matter if my culinary challenged offspring prepared it
It would boost their morale.
My kids, not the TWATS
( ever seem baked beans explode in a microwave? ) |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri May 04, 2007 10:44 pm |
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Can I have Jenny Agutter from her red knicker waving 'The Railway Children' period please, after you have finished with her. She can go 'Walkabout' with me any day. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Chipmunk
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 149
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Fri May 04, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Bill Wyman. For the obvious reasons. |
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"Your stupid questions made me to searching your name and I found out that you are spammer. Nobody answered Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxx , it is witches name. God must repent you ."
"If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive."
"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever." |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Fri May 04, 2007 11:24 pm |
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Most importantly of all Kierra Knightly . Others would include General Patton, Winston Churchill, Scarface, Bonnie and Clyde, all the members of Hells Kitchen, Ozzy, Kirk Hammit/James Hettfield/Cliff Burton, Dimebag 'Abbott' Darrel, Che Guevara etc. I'd feed them a right proper meal.
Now who would I invite over and poison their soup... hmmm  |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri May 04, 2007 11:31 pm |
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Lucretia Borgia |
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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 11:45 pm |
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In my little list, I forgot Jack Black! How could I forget Jack Black? I love Jack Black. Not as much as SP, but I love Jack Black!!
(I notice most people have put artists/inventors/historians/intellectuals...I've got Alice Cooper, Gordon Ramsey and Jack Black to name just 3  Oh, and apparantly, Jenny Agutter's coming as well now, but only if it's during her 'American wherewolf in London days. Agreed?)) |
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Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Rogier
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 29
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Sat May 05, 2007 12:03 am |
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Rogier (Pronounced ROW.....GEER) or Darius / Fonzie for short
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat May 05, 2007 12:12 am |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:16 am |
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@ It Wasn't Me, you have serious issues concerning me  |
Sp - I have serious issues full stop. |
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Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:26 am |
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howard marks for the appetite enhancement,ollie reed for the drink supplies,gordon ramsey for the colourfull langauge and food and jenna jameson for me dessert
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bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:32 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:37 am |
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My grandparents.
Oh, and John Wayne. |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:38 am |
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Radden
But also...
- Vladimir Nabokov (wrote Lolita, from which I took my screen name)
- Dr. Irene Pepperberg (parrot intelligence expert)
- Berd Heinrich (raven behavior expert)
- Shirley Manson (from the band Garbage)
- Dita von Teese (freakishly hot burlesque performer, see avy)
- lots more I'll probably think of later |
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I was mad with the deceit and conning of the Bello of a man. - Mens4h K0fi |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:52 am |
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^^^^ I think you forgot to mention someone near and dear to you...........  |
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Stiffler
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 8
Location: Las Vegas
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:04 am |
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Shiver MeTimbers
Groucho Marx
John Cleese
Brad Pitt
Shiver MeTimbers |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:36 am |
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Mike Patton
Shiver Metimbers
Bill Cosby
Euronymous
Poppy Brite
Stephen King
Coronalight
my two daughters and my wife |
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"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
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sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:45 am |
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I can picture myself and Osaka-chan (from the anime Azumanga Daioh) getting along quite well. We just have so much in common...
I'd also want to invite Joss Whedon and get some writing tips, and David O. Russell for some directing tips. |
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