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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sat May 05, 2007 12:10 am |
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The lads have pushed and pushed for that extra $500.00 for pick up on Friday.. You know the pleas..
I can now settle in and plan the death of one of my favourite characters without all those annoying "I'm dying...Extra Ordinary Meetings...If you don't send money now the funds will be returned"...Emails...
So here it is Friday evening and just like real life the rush is over.. Time to write and publish the newspaper article of one of my favourite character's untimely death.. I almost feel sad in a way..However I'm sure his accountant, friend and executor will pick up the torch and somehow try to land those 'funds'...
I guess what I'm saying is it's been a busy week. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sat May 05, 2007 2:23 am |
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I had to kill my characters twice. Only to change the modality and get more trophies. The other characters in your bait will with no doubt have the mugu
to be more confused |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat May 05, 2007 6:37 am |
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It is also a Bank Holiday in the UK this coming Monday, so the internet cafes will, in all likelihood, be closed. So any UK-based lads may well not be 'working' on Monday. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sat May 05, 2007 7:00 am |
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^^^ What is it Whitesuntide? I remeber that. Yeadon air show and all. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat May 05, 2007 10:41 am |
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^^^May Day. Viva the revolution! It's were everybody takes to their cars and head for the coast like lemmings in a desperate attempt to have a good day out. Sadly half the day is spent in a traffic jam and arguments, and divorce follows shortly after. Ain't Bank Holidays briiiiliant! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sat May 05, 2007 11:20 am |
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Woohoo!! The weekend!
Let the champaign and good times roll |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat May 05, 2007 11:59 am |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
^^^May Day. Viva the revolution! It's were everybody takes to their cars and head for the coast like lemmings in a desperate attempt to have a good day out. Sadly half the day is spent in a traffic jam and arguments, and divorce follows shortly after. Ain't Bank Holidays briiiiliant! |
Plus the heavens always open |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat May 05, 2007 12:06 pm |
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Les Noise wrote: |
^^^ What is it Whitesuntide? I remeber that. Yeadon air show and all. |
AKA Pentecost. The descent of the Holy Spirit on the disciples 50 days after the resurrection of Christ. I KNEW those hours at Sunday School would come in useful. |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat May 05, 2007 12:48 pm |
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Hi Les^^
I've killed off a character or two..Disease, jail, complications, michegas...But come right back to the rascals as The Lawyer with great news!
Seems that the poor wealthy victim died with no friends left in the world except his/her cyberspace Lad, and being his last true friend--he was left $xxx,ooo in the will.
Unfortunately-but-true, some times the only so-called friends that elderly victims have ARE the lads. The only ones paying attention to them..Rotten grand-kids with their cel-phones, tattoos, drinking, and funky clothing.
All the lad needs to do to claim it is hop the next flight to wherever-I say to sign the papers and the money is in their pocket. And he has 60-90 days to claim the filthy lucre or else it goes to hungry dogs and cats in the local animal shelter and the rest to me.
THIS gets them in a tizzy. It's fun to count down the time-limit to them and know they agonize over what might have been..And they plead with me for the plane fare and passport fees etc. I just love it when they beg. And like most barristers, I have a heart of stone. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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