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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 2:30 am |
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Marilyn Manson, Eddie Izzard, Michael Palin, Leonardo de vinci, Ewan Mcgregor, Alice Cooper and Gordan Ramsey.
(Can't think of any girlies....Oh yeah, Coronalight! ) |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri May 04, 2007 3:38 am |
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Well thank you very much.
I would like to invite McDreamy, the guy on Grey's Anatomy (can't think of his name.) I just finished watching the show and he is fresh on my mind. I will think of many more later. I've got to get to bed because I have to visit my hot PT in the morning. |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Reverend Bondi Cigars
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Feb 2006
Posts: 202
Location: Lake of Fire
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Fri May 04, 2007 4:22 am |
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Keith Richards. [of course.] |
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"Hello Friend Rev Bondi Cigars, greetings in the name of Jesus Christ......I have some money now with me so that we can proceeds with the cleansing process......." [Reverend Michael]
"Father Bondi you said I should use explosive to open the safe......." [Reverend Michael again]
"Rev Bondi Cigars now see what you have cost for me , i will never forgive you!!!!!!!" [and again] |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri May 04, 2007 5:39 am |
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Carl Sagan, Steven Wright (American comedian), Gary Larson (creator of "The Far Side") , Richard Dawkins, Steve McQueen and all the members of Pink Floyd.
Now that I look at it, it's a very odd list, but I will stick with it. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Fri May 04, 2007 5:53 am |
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Rob Brydon (Welsh comedian), Michael Palin, HRH Prince Harry, someone with a small drink problem |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:10 am |
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Helmut Kohl, Yassir Arafat, Michael Gorbachew, Bill Clinton, Bono, Yithzak Rabin and simply because I adore her: Katie Melua
Pastor Frank wrote: |
Steven Wright |
Oh...he sure would be fun.... |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:24 am |
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Annie Adams and Gemma Merna. We would only have sandwiches though. I'd provide the filling. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:43 am |
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Mrs Giascopato |
_________________ Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from: x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:48 am |
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^^^^Aawww... |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri May 04, 2007 10:21 am |
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Johann Sebastian Bach.
After licking his shoes for half an hour, I'd have a few questions for him. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri May 04, 2007 10:26 am |
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Personally, I'd prefer one with a pulse. However, beggars can't be choosers. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Fri May 04, 2007 11:50 am |
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After licking his shoes for half an hour, I'd have a few questions for him. |
Would do the same thing, but with Beethoven. But I would have to write down my questions |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:08 pm |
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Albert Einstein, Marilyn Monroe, David Bowie, Winston Churchill, Elvis Presley, Stephen Fry, Patrick Moore, Jimi Hendrix and Sophia Loren and Laurel and Hardy. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:12 pm |
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ohoh....forgot one: Richard P. Feynman... also Einstein, Pauli and Heisenberg would be interesting. But not all of them at once, cause I am afraid once they start to talk to each other, I wouldn�t understand what they are talking about anymore |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri May 04, 2007 12:28 pm |
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My avatar. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Fri May 04, 2007 12:37 pm |
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Catherine Deneuve. |
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:40 pm |
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Thanks, breadcrumb. Beat me to it, KD.
JS Bach, Charles Babbage, Richard Feynman, Grace Hopper, Helena Blavatsky, Mary Shelly |
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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:44 pm |
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Audrey Hepburn, Alec Guinness, Groucho Marx, Stephen Fry, Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Johnny Cash, Samuel Clemens, Clare Danes, Kim Deal of Pixies and that girl I failed to get off with at college...she might change her mind with an ensemble like that...and Hunter S Thompson (of course)
Rick Stein and Keith Floyd will be catering... |
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"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:48 pm |
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thud419 wrote: |
Helena Blavatsky |
Nice choice!
Hoping to learn some occult secrets? |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 04, 2007 12:58 pm |
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Jesus Christ |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri May 04, 2007 1:01 pm |
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^^^ You just want to get bread, fish and wine the inexpensive way: you only buy one fish, one loaf of bread and cheap wine and the guest does the rest. |
Last edited by kleindoofy on Fri May 04, 2007 1:02 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri May 04, 2007 1:01 pm |
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I would like to track back into time and find say a half dozen of my very distant relatives whom I don't even know about -- and find out where they came from, what their thoughts and dreams were -- and try to gain some perspective on how I came to be where and who I am today. |
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voodoo billy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
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Fri May 04, 2007 1:09 pm |
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Ian McCulloch, Derren Brown, Sam Raimi and Pinhead |
_________________ ATTENTION YOU FOOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD - [email protected]
MAY YOU REMAIN LAZY AND RENT COLLECTOR THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE - as above
I WILL MAKE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I WILL GO TO OUT SHRINE TO
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Fri May 04, 2007 1:11 pm |
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Michael Jordan, Jack Lambert, Muhammed Ali, and Lewis Black. |
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I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 04, 2007 1:13 pm |
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JMRazor wrote: |
try to gain some perspective on how I came to be |
Razor- I think we need to have the birds and the bees talk. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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