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marty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to "marry" her last February.
They ordered him to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50, at the time) and also named the goat Rose. |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Thu May 03, 2007 4:20 pm |
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Lotta, you are so insensitive... the poor man lost his "wife" and you laugh?  |
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marty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
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Thu May 03, 2007 4:39 pm |
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tragic way to go, choking on the plastic bag she was having for tea |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Thu May 03, 2007 6:17 pm |
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| Afterwards, he left with the goat, not quite hand-in-hand, more hand-in-hoof, |
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wayne
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Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Thu May 03, 2007 7:05 pm |
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RIP Rose. A great wife and an even greater main course. |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Thu May 03, 2007 7:21 pm |
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I am simply waiting for the conspiracy theories. Show of hands: who thinks the husband did it? |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu May 03, 2007 7:37 pm |
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I heard she's not really dead. They have her frozen in a cryogenic chamber in Yakima Washington with Elvis and they are going to revive both of them when the economy improves. |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Thu May 03, 2007 7:37 pm |
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This is some baaaaaa-d news.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 03, 2007 7:37 pm |
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'Sense of humour'
After the marriage, Rose had a male kid - but "not a human one" - Mr Rhodes said, hastily. |
Never the Rose without the prick. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu May 03, 2007 7:45 pm |
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Wouldn't be at all surprised if some younger gold digging doe, is trotting him up the isle before long. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Thu May 03, 2007 8:08 pm |
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marty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Fri May 04, 2007 9:58 am |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Fri May 04, 2007 3:42 pm |
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Rose was the name? They should've called her Stevie (South Park reference)
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Fri May 04, 2007 4:53 pm |
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Dear Friend,
This letter will come to you as a surprise. I am a barrister representing the estate of the recently deceased Rose the Goat, an international celebrity, who recently died. You may have read about this in the BBC news: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm
The very reason I am contacting you now is to legally identify you to the bank as her only relation to effect claim of her deposited assets and accrued interest valued at Ten Million Pounds before it gets confiscated by the Government....
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