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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Thu May 03, 2007 10:29 am |
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Not that one.
This one.
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And maybe any other thing u wish to kno 4rm me please do ask i am willing to give the information to u. |
I'm early into the emails but he told me not to hesitate to ask questions. It's a begging for scholarship scam thing. Here's the info on Jojo that I have so far. Or as Jojo would say...
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let me give u a little of my self to u .
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Well my name u kno, and i am 4rm Nigeria.my Mother is a Ghanian and my Father is a Nigerian this i cannot deny, but it is unfortunate things are not set right in my life so i need a transformation ,of which i kno it is goin to be of benefit to me in the future to come .i am goin to be having a family someday and i wish to give them the good part of life i never had,and i also hope i could be telling them about u .
Blah, blah God is great...
My parents , i.and my younger ones are living in a one bedroom flat in the city. please i am sorry to have delayed ur reply but it is difficult 4 me to afford the fair of a cyber cafe in my community,and for me to get one its going to cost me alot of money[$ 1,745.56cent ]just as i saw it in an advertisement . |
Q) How are you surviving?
A) By God's bounteous bounty (or some claptrap)
Q) What do your parents do?
A) Auxilliary workers, but the evil government steals their money.
If you have a question for Jojo, post it here and I'll ask him for you. Any question... |
_________________ Agent K1m: And please,no Money gram this time,i have went through a whole shit with Money gram.
Jojo being fruity: let me give u a little of my self to u.
Nastya: You have not suffered after a meeting with a
bear??? |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:13 am |
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Could you ask him this:
The probable quantity of wood that would be chucked by a woodchuck assuming that the woodchuck had the ability to chuck wood
The answer might help him with the scolarship |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:26 am |
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The Answer to the universe would be nice |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:46 am |
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Q. If you were to choose between a white shirt washed together with a pink sweater or a steamy blowjob in a blue polo what would it be? Why did you choose that one?
I know it is stupid, but it will really confuse the lad . |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu May 03, 2007 12:05 pm |
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Any of the questions from this web-site (or all of them)
click and scroll down |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Posted:
Thu May 03, 2007 12:15 pm |
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Whats the difference between a duck? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu May 03, 2007 12:16 pm |
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I have one-
Why has the prick stolen my identity? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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AlohaMugu
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 28
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Thu May 03, 2007 12:16 pm |
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Electroconvulsive shock therapy has been shown to be effective in controlling the behavioral difficulties of autistic individuals. Please discuss the therapeutic and ethical issues involved in this this method of treatment. |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Thu May 03, 2007 12:44 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
I have one-
Why has the prick stolen my identity? |
His name is Joseph, but his email is [email protected], so I call him Jojo. It's a compliment really.
@harrya - I love that question. I could also ask him, "why is a duck?" |
_________________ Agent K1m: And please,no Money gram this time,i have went through a whole shit with Money gram.
Jojo being fruity: let me give u a little of my self to u.
Nastya: You have not suffered after a meeting with a
bear??? |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Posted:
Thu May 03, 2007 12:56 pm |
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What does he know about warp engines?
Can he lick his elbow? (photographic proof required!) |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu May 03, 2007 2:19 pm |
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Why is a mouse? not duck
Answer - The higher the fewer
What is the difference between a duck/
Answer - One leg is both the same. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu May 03, 2007 2:51 pm |
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The best question I asked a lad.......If Sally has 15 roses in her garden, and Billy has 12 tulips in his, how many weeds can George pull from his garden in 1 hour? |
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slingblade
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Jan 2007
Posts: 37
Location: Clan Wolf Occupation Zone
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Posted:
Thu May 03, 2007 3:16 pm |
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send him this:
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Thu May 03, 2007 5:04 pm |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Posted:
Thu May 03, 2007 5:46 pm |
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Why is cheese? |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:59 pm |
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Get him to write out his life story, in detail, as you have been so compelled by him that not only are you going to send him all the money he needs, but you want to write a book on his life and his struggle through great hardship to make something of himself, Don`t forget to mention that you have many friends with great influence in Hollywood and that there has been a trend in human interest movies being made, if his story is good enough, he may just become the next big thing in Hollywood, also Denzel and Samuel are starting to show great interest in playing the lead role!! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Frank Horrigan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Posts: 86
Location: Noveau Sheeplande
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Fri May 04, 2007 2:54 am |
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How many penguins would it take to build a lighthouse? Give reasons.
Correct answer: None, because alligators cannot fly. |
_________________ Vault Dweller : So, how did you survive?
Harold: Didn't! Got killed! |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Fri May 04, 2007 3:26 am |
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I like the idea of getting them to write out as much about themselves as possible. I guess the more time they're writing out their life story for you the less time they can be scamming others. I loved that maths test by the way... awesome! It did my head in and I thought I was pretty good at maths. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Posted:
Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 am |
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I lost an earring recently, can you ask him where I put it? |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Thu May 10, 2007 12:14 am |
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One question answered. He's been away for several days thinking about this. Thanks Mami.
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Q. If you were to choose between a white shirt washed together with a pink sweater or a steamy blowjob in a blue polo what would it be? Why did you choose that one? |
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Concerning ur quest. on pink white & blow job i dont really understand u but still if i have to choose i will go by taking the 1st option which is the white & pink bcos as they are soaked if brought out then the pink might wash out and stain the white and it'll give it a bright & colourful seen. |
I think I'll try to keep the stupid questions till later, but the hollywood idea has promise. |
_________________ Agent K1m: And please,no Money gram this time,i have went through a whole shit with Money gram.
Jojo being fruity: let me give u a little of my self to u.
Nastya: You have not suffered after a meeting with a
bear??? |
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Posted:
Thu May 10, 2007 1:12 am |
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How high up is "up"?
Why do birds suddenly appear ? |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Posted:
Thu May 10, 2007 2:08 am |
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Why is a string? |
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crackpipe_charlie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 16
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Posted:
Thu May 10, 2007 3:56 am |
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"how can I get her back?"
(romantic) |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Posted:
Thu May 10, 2007 4:16 am |
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@slowfreddie
You know that is the first time any one has ever answered that question |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Thu May 10, 2007 4:42 am |
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To which of the three classes in the phylum Cnidaria do stingrays belong?
If it helps him any (which it won't because rays aren't Cnidarians ), his options are Hydrozoa, Scyphozoa, and Anthozoa. Slap him if he somehow finds out that none are correct. Demand that he justify it if he simply picks one. |
_________________ I was mad with the deceit and conning of the Bello of a man. - Mens4h K0fi |
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