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Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

Not that one.

This one.

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And maybe any other thing u wish to kno 4rm me please do ask i am willing to give the information to u.

I'm early into the emails but he told me not to hesitate to ask questions. It's a begging for scholarship scam thing. Here's the info on Jojo that I have so far. Or as Jojo would say...

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let me give u a little of my self to u .

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Well my name u kno, and i am 4rm Nigeria.my Mother is a Ghanian and my Father is a Nigerian this i cannot deny, but it is unfortunate things are not set right in my life so i need a transformation ,of which i kno it is goin to be of benefit to me in the future to come .i am goin to be having a family someday and i wish to give them the good part of life i never had,and i also hope i could be telling them about u .
Blah, blah God is great...
My parents , i.and my younger ones are living in a one bedroom flat in the city. please i am sorry to have delayed ur reply but it is difficult 4 me to afford the fair of a cyber cafe in my community,and for me to get one its going to cost me alot of money[$ 1,745.56cent ]just as i saw it in an advertisement .

Q) How are you surviving?

A) By God's bounteous bounty (or some claptrap)

Q) What do your parents do?

A) Auxilliary workers, but the evil government steals their money.

If you have a question for Jojo, post it here and I'll ask him for you. Any question...

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:13 am

Could you ask him this:

The probable quantity of wood that would be chucked by a woodchuck assuming that the woodchuck had the ability to chuck wood

The answer might help him with the scolarship

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:26 am

The Answer to the universe would be nice

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:46 am

Q. If you were to choose between a white shirt washed together with a pink sweater or a steamy blowjob in a blue polo what would it be? Why did you choose that one?

I know it is stupid, but it will really confuse the lad Laughing

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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:05 pm

Any of the questions from this web-site (or all of them)
click and scroll down

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:15 pm

Whats the difference between a duck?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:16 pm

I have one-

Why has the prick stolen my identity? Evil or Very Mad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 28

Electroconvulsive shock therapy has been shown to be effective in controlling the behavioral difficulties of autistic individuals. Please discuss the therapeutic and ethical issues involved in this this method of treatment.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

jojobean wrote:

I have one-

Why has the prick stolen my identity? Evil or Very Mad

His name is Joseph, but his email is [email protected], so I call him Jojo. It's a compliment really. Rolling Eyes

@harrya - I love that question. I could also ask him, "why is a duck?"

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:56 pm

What does he know about warp engines?

Can he lick his elbow? (photographic proof required!)

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:19 pm

Why is a mouse? not duck
Answer - The higher the fewer

What is the difference between a duck/
Answer - One leg is both the same.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:51 pm

The best question I asked a lad.......If Sally has 15 roses in her garden, and Billy has 12 tulips in his, how many weeds can George pull from his garden in 1 hour? Cool

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:16 pm

send him this:

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Use this IQ test: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/IQ:Sample_test

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:46 pm

Why is cheese?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:59 pm

Get him to write out his life story, in detail, as you have been so compelled by him that not only are you going to send him all the money he needs, but you want to write a book on his life and his struggle through great hardship to make something of himself, Don`t forget to mention that you have many friends with great influence in Hollywood and that there has been a trend in human interest movies being made, if his story is good enough, he may just become the next big thing in Hollywood, also Denzel and Samuel are starting to show great interest in playing the lead role!!

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:54 am

How many penguins would it take to build a lighthouse? Give reasons.

Correct answer: None, because alligators cannot fly.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:26 am

I like the idea of getting them to write out as much about themselves as possible. I guess the more time they're writing out their life story for you the less time they can be scamming others. I loved that maths test by the way... awesome! It did my head in and I thought I was pretty good at maths.

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 am

I lost an earring recently, can you ask him where I put it?

Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

One question answered. He's been away for several days thinking about this. Thanks Mami.

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Q. If you were to choose between a white shirt washed together with a pink sweater or a steamy blowjob in a blue polo what would it be? Why did you choose that one?

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Concerning ur quest. on pink white & blow job i dont really understand u but still if i have to choose i will go by taking the 1st option which is the white & pink bcos as they are soaked if brought out then the pink might wash out and stain the white and it'll give it a bright & colourful seen.

I think I'll try to keep the stupid questions till later, but the hollywood idea has promise.

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:12 am

How high up is "up"?

Why do birds suddenly appear ?

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Why is a string? Confused

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 16

"how can I get her back?"

(romantic)

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:16 am

@slowfreddie

You know that is the first time any one has ever answered that question Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

To which of the three classes in the phylum Cnidaria do stingrays belong?

If it helps him any (which it won't because rays aren't Cnidarians Wink

), his options are Hydrozoa, Scyphozoa, and Anthozoa. Slap him if he somehow finds out that none are correct. Demand that he justify it if he simply picks one.

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