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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:19 pm |
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I'd run for President (and win, after rigging it of course) and then steal all the governments funding for my own personal spending (like the new president of Nigeria is going to do) |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:22 pm |
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It has been said, but Barrister for sure! I'd love to wear one of those wigs.... |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:27 pm |
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I would start up a business in which I could become very successful and make lots of money without paying tons of graft to the local police, politicians, clan bosses, etc.
Now let me see, I would start a business as a ...
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:44 pm |
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I BE BUSTER HYMAN CHIEF AUDITOR MINISTRIE OF FANANCE ECONOMICS AND FRISBEE LEAGUE COTONOU BENIN REPUPLIC PLEASE REPLY ME IMMEDIATELY UP ON TE RECEIPT OF THIS MASSAGES FOR MORE
DETAILS. REPLY THIS THROUGH MY CONFIDETAL ID:
B. A. WARE
POST SCROTUM: KEEP THIS CONFIDETAL ONLY BETWEEM YOU AND THIS ORIFICE |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu May 03, 2007 12:44 am |
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A money exchange office to change all of the USD to something with which to buy goats... |
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Oldbutnotmoldy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 21
Location: Land of the exploding volcano's
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Thu May 03, 2007 4:28 am |
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My job would be to teach english to the lads.....
100% risky free
payment would be 2 goats, 1 laptop and one multi million dollar bank account left to me by my deceased relative |
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Thu May 03, 2007 8:35 am |
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i`d sell and store trunk boxes.
i might peek inside them. |
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*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 03, 2007 9:05 am |
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Vehicle recovery. Plenty of work clearing up all those particularly nasty fatal auto accidents that seem to happen on every highway. Also stomach pump manufacturer to prevent all those family poisonings.
I would also open franchises to supply the refugee camps with those nice black leather sofas and computer suites with unlimited internet facilities. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Thu May 03, 2007 9:09 am |
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I'd setup a pub across the road from Sir Cumference's cyber cafe. Cash upfront and 100% risky free of course |
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Thu May 03, 2007 9:46 am |
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Actually, now that I think about it - I'd set up two businesses. One offering witnesses for a very low fee whenever various photographs for some strange reason require it and another one selling tickets to witness idiots do hilarious, bizarre acts.  |
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Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu May 03, 2007 9:52 am |
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/\/\ I believe there is a gap in the market for shops near cyber cafes selling genuine Security Cucumbers, Security Loaves and Security Milk.
They could sell them in the same shops that do the pens and cards for photos. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Thu May 03, 2007 10:14 am |
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I think there'd be a market for installing webcams in public places.  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 03, 2007 10:43 am |
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I'd also open a stationery shop specialising in decent marker pens. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:00 am |
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Help line for stranded lads would be good too ... would dish out plenty of sympathy and encouragement |
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Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 03, 2007 11:03 am |
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I'd also open a decent wallpaper shop so the lads can tastefully line all their trunk boxes. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Thu May 03, 2007 12:04 pm |
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I'd also sell Voveran Gel at my pub ... to soothe the smarting when they get slapped |
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Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Fri May 04, 2007 6:14 am |
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You'd go broke! |
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soldatman
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 128
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Fri May 04, 2007 6:52 am |
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I'd set up an cyber cafe to promote my online dating service of beautiful orphaned heiresses |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:23 am |
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i wouldn't need to work, wot with my Lotto winnings and all. |
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"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat May 05, 2007 4:50 am |
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hilarious thread by the way. . .
It seems to me that they need some decent medical care. There are apparently a lot of wealthy people with esophogeal cancer, cancer problem and stroke sickness. . . .from what I've heard.
So, I choose to be a doctor. |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat May 05, 2007 7:49 am |
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I'd make and supply decent backdrops for photographic 'studios'. I am sick and tired of that tatty Hawaiian beach sunset. |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Sat May 05, 2007 12:24 pm |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:01 pm |
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Go into business with Yastreb on the prop/cossie supplies or studio photgraphy |
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"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sat May 05, 2007 1:49 pm |
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My own lottery. |
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'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Sat May 05, 2007 3:06 pm |
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In Nigeria i would become a port official with the Nigeria Ports Authority. When my ship was in Lagos all we ever did was bribe them.
The bribes aren't so good in Ghana but i woud still stick to the port official.
In Ivory Coast they all speak French so i would become someone who used to live in Ivory Coast but moved to an English speaking nation. |
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